Here you are people! Ambassador Drabbles! All about the ambassadors! Sorry if you don't see much of a certain ambassador, but I made sure I gave good attention to all ambassadors so you will get to see your favourite ambassadors. I am sorry if I forget to add in any other minor countries because there are so many~ You can thank this early post to the real Yuna. She said if I don't post today she will kill me. So yeah… thank her. Now, time for the hilarious Hetalia drabbles!
Chapter 9: Ambassador drabbles
* All stories here will be third P.O.V*
#Selfie!
Aria went towards Penny one day in the world meeting. She was wearing a blue mini dress with white stocking and brown flats. She looks pretty with her long hair down. Penny, who was wearing a white blouse, blue jeans and slippers, with her hair tied, looked at Aria. Penny looks more pretty than Aria on anyway according to everyone. Aira was holding her iphone with a pink cover and a cute little animal ornament on it.
" Hey Penny! Since we are here, why don't we take a selfie?" Aria asked. " We both look great today!"
" Okay! Let's take one!" Penny said. Aria turned on her camera and they both got into the picture.
When Aria was about to take the picture, with both girls smiling happily, Poland suddenly joins in the photo. The camera snapped the photo. Showing now Penny, Aria and Poland. Aria look at the photo and then exclaimed at Poland " POLAND! WHAT THE HECK!"
" Wow, we looks so good! Am I right?" Poland said, looking at the picture.
" Go away cross dresser!" Aria said as she pushed Poland away. Poland rolled his eyes, gave some kind of flair move by pushing his hair aside and sashayed off.
Then Penny asked " Is Poland really a cross dresser?"
" He wore a green maiden dress with a garland of flowers on his head once. Do you want me to elaborate?" Aria said.
" No need." Penny said immediately.
" Come on. let's try again." Aria said as she held up the phone again. Aria was about to take the picture when America suddenly popped out between the two of them and put an arm around each of them. Penny was shocked and turned to see America while Aria jumped as she took the picture. The result was a blurry picture of America, Penny and Aria.
Aria then yelled at the american " What the heck America!"
" Photobomb! I got ya!" America exclaimed. Aria sighed, she had to admit the American was cute but he is such a pain in the neck. Unlike Bryan at all…
" Get out fo here!" Aria yelled at America. America laughed out loud and said " The hero is out! See ya Penny!" then America walked off.
Before Aria can suggest about the Selfie again, Italy came by and said " Ve~ What are you two pretty girls doing?"
" We are trying to take a picture." Penny answered. Aria rolled her eyes, she didn't understand Penny's kindness. He was the country of Kristina, the girl who is suppose to be the head of the ambassadors. She even lives with Bryan… damn it…
" Ve~ need help?" Italy asked. Aria shook her thoughts away and said " Of course! Here! Just the two of us!"
Italy took the phone, skipped a certain distance. Then he held up the camera.
" Okay one…" Italy said. Liang Hao quickly ran to the spot beside Penny, with Bryan who went and lie down in front of the two girls in a cool position. Jao Lan went behind the girls and Tasha went beside him, putting bunny ears over his head. Alisha also then went beside Aria with Alyan, and did a cute position.
" two…" Italy said. The younger generation (Bec, Mike, Kyanna and Sam) came in to interrupt along with Steve and Brandon. Bec and Kyanna went beside Liang Hao, with Bec doing a killer position, as if she was going to kill Liang Hao and Kyanna did a cute position. Mike and Sam decided to do a funny position by Sam carrying Mike. It didn't look easy. Steve and Brandon went to sit on the ground beside Bryan. Syrian rush in to go between Alisha and Alyan. Aria looked around shock.
" One…" Italy said.
" Oh what the heck join in!" Aria said, smiling. Riana and Amir interrupted the picture, with Amir at the front and Riana beside the short trio (Alisha, Alyan and Syrain). Ariel came in and went behind Bec along with Yuna and Kristina. They were all doing funny positions, except Ariel of course. Then Italy finally said " Ve~" and snapped the picture. the picture came out of a funny picture of all the ambassadors. Everyone had a copy of it in the end.
Just Dance, No way!
During the world meeting, Jao Lan went towards Tasha and Alisha and then asked " Hey Tasha, Alisha! America has an X-box in his home! Why don't you girls come over to play?"
" No! I'm tired! I wanna go home!" Tasha complained.
" Nuh uh! No way am I playing the tweaking game!" Alisha said. " I don't want to see you stumble around like a large elephant.
Jao Lan, who you won't believe is actually a good dancer, said " Well I wouldn't want you playing anyway. Tasha can dance, not too bad for a pig! And Alisha is the worst dancer eva!"
Alisha, who was also a good dancer when it comes to shaking her body, then rebuts " No you are the bad dancer!"
" What He's pretty good." Tasha said " You too."
" See, Tasha says so." Jao Lan said, who was almost all the time back up by Tasha.
" But she said I was a good dancer too." Alisha said.
" No you are really bad, You are like ' oh look at me! I'm a huge babuskaa!" Jao Lan said. Babuskaa means old hag in Russian which is what Jao Lan always call any girl he offends.
" Hey Jao Lan! Why you got to be so mean ah!" Tasha said.
" Hey! I thought you were supporting me!" Jao Lan said.
" But that doesn't mean you have to be mean!" Tasha. And they went on arguing and arguing. Some countries and ambassadors started to watch the two because some how it was interesting. Liang Hao seems to laugh his head off at this before going off to disturb Bec and Kyanna.
Then America said " Ha ha! You two act like an old married couple! Hey… now that I think of it, you two are close friends. Do you like each other or something?"
Jao Lan and Tasha then stopped arguing and yelled at America way too loudly " NO!"
" TasLan!" Alisha said, with a huge grin. TasLan is a ship name for Tasha and Jao Lan. Jao Lan then tries to shut her up buy pairing her up with some random guy Alisha doesn't like.
Side Note:
Kristina: " There is a reason why I call Jao Lan, Alyan and Alisha the Matchmaker Trio (MMT). They are all very well known for pairing so many people up."
Alyan: " Really Kristina. Really?"
It was still another day of the world meeting, Riana and Alyan were watching France and England argue to no end about England's cooking.
" Give up Angleterre. You're scones are better at being weapons than food~"
" My cooking is good Frog!"
" Non non, it's horrible. Poor Riana has to taste them everyday."
" She likes it!"
" No she doesn't, otherwise she would have been dead by now."
" It's not like you can cook any better!"
" Is that a challenge?"
Alyan then said to Riana " It's so weird that we are just standing here while our countries argue like mad."
" Yeah… it's really boring… Sometimes I wonder why I bother to come to world meetings."
" Hey, wanna make a bet? 5 euros to who's country win the argument!" Alyan said, showing her five euros.
Riana looked at her, England had only given her a small allowance but what else could she do? It would give some excitement in her life. " You're on!"
In the end, France won the argument and Riana had to hand five euros to Alyan. Alyan then kept rambling on and on how much chocolate she was going to by with her chocolate.
Creepy Stalkers
Still on the meeting ( sigh… I'm getting tired about writing about meetings), France was trying to flirt with Penny. Or here, make love with her.
" Come on Beauté~ Surely you want to experience good love from me no?" France said. Penny became uncomfortable and said " U-um… I don't get what you mean…"
" Come me with me and I'll show you~" France said with a wink. " I'll show you real love~"
Then France felt a wooden sword hit his head and he got a bleeding nose. He turned around to see Kristina, extremely mad. " LET HER KEEP HER INNOCENCE!" Kristina yelled at the top of her voice.
" Oh come on! Why not? She's pretty~" France said, Penny then blushed and asked " Um… what's wrong."
" France attempting rape again." Kristina mumbled. Penny got shocked and then hid behind Kristina. Then France complained " Why do you always tell the pretty ones!"
" Because Penny is a nice girl, don't you dare…" Kristina growled.
" Well, there is always the Polish ambassador." France said. Kristina didn't seem as concerned with her as she was with Penny. Kristina thought Aria may be able to handle it and if she dares, good luck to her. But she made a note to warn Aria too.
" I better tell Aria." Penny said. France froze. Looks like France isn't going to find a girl anytime soon.
" Watch out for Prussia too, he's a big pervert." Kristina warned Penny.
" Keseseseeee~ Did someone mention the awesome me?" Prussia said as he approached Penny and Kristina with Amir. Amir then said " Hello Kristina, hello… um…"
" Penny." Penny reminded Amir.
" Right, Penny." Amir said. " So what's going on?"
" I was just telling Penny which countries to look out for, like the french and the prussian here. Penny, watch out for Spain too but he's good." I said.
" Penny, just to warn you watch out for Russia. He seems to have an agenda to kill us all along with Steve but he's a really cool guy." Amir said. Prussia got shocked and yelled at Amir " COOL GUY!? HE ISN'T COOL!"
" What? Don't you know I like Russia's culture?" Amir said.
" No! Why would you support that Russian monster!" Prussia exclaimed.
" Dude, it's damn cool. I love the history too." Amir said.
" Also he is deeply in love with his Russian girlfriend." Kristina said. Amir blushed deeply. Riana had told Kristina, Yuna, Alisha and Tasha about Amir's girlfriend. A blonde malay-russian. Prussia, France and Penny were silent.
" Congrats Amir~" France said.
" Yes, congratulations…" A voice suddenly said. All five jumped up in shock and turned around to see Steve.
" Oh Steve… it's just you…" Penny said with a sigh of relief.
" Um… how long have you been here?" Kristina asked.
" Long enough…" Steve said. Then Russia came from behind Steve, holding an axe. He seems to want to kill someone. Slowly, Amir, Prussia, France, Penny and Kristina, step away from the Russian and his ambassador.
Bryan's new toy and dare
Finally! This time it's not at a meeting but at Germany's house! Steve and Brandon were just hanging out as normal boys do when Bryan came into the house and told the two " Hey guys! Check out my new toy!"
" What is it?" Steve asked.
" Aren't you too old for toys?" Brandon asked.
" No! This one is damn cool!" Bryan said and then he pulled out Spain's old rusty sword (the same one Romano gave to Spain and Spain was crazy about it). Brandon and Steve step away from the sword and then Brandon asked " Are you sure that's a toy?"
" This rusty thing? It couldn't hurt anything!" Bryan said, then he started swinging the sword around, causing Brandon and Steve to step further away from him. " Swoosh! Swoosh! Yeah I'm the f****** sword ma-"
Bryan's sword hit a wall of Germany's house, causing the wall to have a huge crack. Brandon got shocked and said " Bryan! Be careful!"
Then Brandon somehow managed to get some paints and tried to cover the crack with the paint. Bryan then asks " Where did you get the paint and brush so fast?"
" It's hetalia, I found out here you can get anything easily without carrying it. You just need to reach your hand out." Brandon said.
" That is very convenient." Steve commented.
" Hey guys! I dare you to pull on Romano's curl!" Bryan exclaimed.
" Romano's curl?" Steve asked.
" You know the curly stray hair on his head?" Bryan said.
" No." Brandon said quickly. He had heard the warning from Kristina and knew the reason why she gave the warning.
" Come on! Be brave!" Bryan said.
" No." Brandon said again.
" I'll do it, it's not a big deal." Steve said as he walked to find Romano. Romano was here with Italy and Kristina to ' make sure the potato bastards doesn't do anything to you two'. Brandon dropped his brush out of shock and realised Steve didn't know about the curl. Brandon and Bryan followed Steve and the next thing they knew, Steve was head butted to another wall, creating more cracks.
" Please stop breaking the house." Brandon said. Steve managed to get up, un injured and then went to Romano. Romano's face was tomato red. " Damn peverted bastard!" Romano yelled.
" What? I just pulled your… curl." Steve said.
" Exactly!" Romano exclaimed. Then Steve tried to punch Romano. Romano got shocked and moved his head away. Steve hit the wall, creating more cracks. Bryan got scared of Steve and Brandon yelled " Stop breaking the house!"
" I just pulled the curl, nothing else. Don't make me angry…" Steve growled. Romano coward in fear and walked away, mumbling something about perverts being everywhere.
In the end, Steve found out and apologised to Romano, also putting in his revenge on Bryan on his future plans we do not know about. Germany then found out about the cracks no matter how much Brandon tried to hid it.
" BRANDON! WHAT DID YOU DO!"
Do you Sparkle?
Japan and Ariel met Romania on the way home and Japan said " Ariel-san, meet Romania. Romania, this is my ambassador Ariel-san."
" Salut Ariel." Romania said.
" Hey, I remember you! You were the good shooter in the Western team during the football tournament!" Ariel said.
" And you aren't so good at football and kept missing the balls passed to you right?" Romania asked. Ariel went to a depressed mood and nodded.
" Romania's country is famous for it's good food, ancient castles and magic." Japan told Ariel.
" Oh! That's really cool Romania." Ariel said, smiling. " I heard there are vampires in your country, is that true?"
" You're talking to one." Romania said. Japan stepped away from Romania. Ariel on the other hand was excited. Let's me summarise in one word why she is so interested: Twilight.
" Really?!" Ariel said. " That is so cool! Hey, is it true vampires can turn into bats? How come you don't sparkle?"
Romania then darted to look angry, his face was of a blood red. Then Japan asked worriedly " Romania? Are you okay? Are you sick?"
Side note:
Ariel: " Afterwards Japan tried to save me from Romania because Romania's vampire instinct came out from his anger and tried to suck blood from my neck. Trust me, it's scary…"
Yuna: " Maybe I should stay away from Romania…"
Moldova (small kind during the football match): " Hey! I'm a vampire too!"
Axe and Hammer
Liang Hao was visiting Norway (well, all the other Nordics too, Liang Hao just happens to follow along) and he finds Denmark's Axe.
Liang Hao took it and then went to Denmark saying " Hey Denny! This is your axe?"
Denmark looks up and said " Yeah! That is my awesome axe! It''s been me with me since the viking days. Man we ruled the seas man! Call me the king of Scandinavia!"
" You aren't a king at all." Norway said while Liang Hao was admiring Denmark as a hero. Then Norway explains to Liang Hao " Us Nordics were known as your vikings back then. Denmark was one of the strongest. He claims himself to be the king over all of us. In my opinion he is very egoistic then. But now Denmark is just another peaceful, furniture making country."
" Hey! I am awesome!" Denmark said.
" Hey Denny! How much land do you have then because you are like this small dot on the Europain map!" Liang Hao asked. Denmark gets depressed. Look at the world map and you will see what Liang Hao meant.
Then Liang Hao asked Norway " Hey Norway! How is your country like now? Since you guys used to be vikings."
" My country is famous for folklore and it is very peaceful." Norway said.
Sweden then decided to join in the conversation " My country is famous for good furniture and meatballs. And ABBA, I should have thank them but they have passed away."
" My country is famous for great celebrations and saunas!" Finland said.
" How about you Iceland?" Liang Hao asked Iceland.
" Nothing much about the land of ice." Mr Puffin answered for Iceland " The only thing significant is ice."
" I have to admit but Mr Puffin is right. But we do have hot spring which I've been trying to make into spas for tourism attraction. Other than that nothing has been coming." Iceland said.
" Aw, that's sad." Liang Hao said. " Hey Denny, can I try out this axe?"
" Sure, go ahead!" Denmark said. Then Liang Hao cheered " Weeee!" as he swung the axe around. Liang Hao seems to be enjoying himself.
" Wow, he is really childish." Iceland said.
" But awesome as his country!" Denmark said.
" No it isn't." Norway said. Iceland internally heaved a sigh of relief because he will never admit he still has a childish side. Then suddenly, Liang Hao hit the axe unto a wall, to the spot right above Finland's head. Finland has stood too close and was lucky the axe wasn't any lower, otherwise Liang Hao would have decapitated Finland.
" LIANG HAO! BE CAREFUL!" Sweden yelled at Liang Hao.
" Please pay up for damaging my house." Norway told Liang Hao.
" I've been a good boy! What did I do to deserve this?" Finland cried out out of shock.
Side note:
Liang Hao : " Sweden always carried a hammer around him after that. So I kept my distance away from Sweden and Finland. I didn't know he would resort to violence."
Kristina: " Idiot."
#Selfie 2
Syrian was walking around China's huge yet beautiful garden. She was impressed at how China managed to keep the garden in such a wonderful state. There was a small pond filled with koi fish next to the stone path she is walking on and beside her were the various plants and trees, where the pain part of the garden was. She had explored every part of the garden.
Sigh… China is doing his work so I can't do anything fun. I tried to play with Xiao Ai, she is so cute!… but she is sleeping now. Syrain said. Xiao Ai was the name of the small panda China carries around. He mainly carries her around because she is so cute.
I still don't get it how I am China's ambassador. I am an indian girl for goodness sake! Alyan says because I am cute, I am not cute! I am not a little child! China says that a lot too. Damn Pedo… but he's not actually a real pedo but I stay away from him just in case. Syrian's thought stopped when she saw a beautiful butterfly. It was of a pale yet bright orange with brown lines bordering over the wings to create patterns. There were also four dots on the wings, one for each wing, so show eyes. Syrian knew it was a Junonia Almana butterfly. Hey! If you have nothing to do you would bother to search up butterfly species too! Syrian likes animals anyway.
Syrian took out her camera and thought to herself Since I am here I might as well take pictures. Syrian then took a picture or two of the butterfly (it was a beautiful picture) before the butterfly took off. Syrian took a picture of the butterfly in flight too. She was enjoying herself so much she took a picture whatever was picture-worthy.
After awhile, she decided to take a selfie. She held the camera up high and said " Seflie~" But before she could take a picture, China photobombed the picture along with his Xiao Ai on his back when Syrian snapped the picture. Syrian got shocked. Then she looked at the selfie of her, China and Xiao Ai.
" China! You ruined the selfie!" Syrian exclaimed in a really cute way you would think she was a little child.
" But I just want to be in the picture aru~" China said.
" No wonder Vietnam, Taiwan, Hong Kong and Japan always complain about you." Syrian murmured.
" What did I ever do wrong aru?!" China exclaimed.
" Never mind, can I take a picture of Xiao Ai?" Syrian asked. Before China could agree, she already snapped a photo of Xiao Ai. She said a quick thank you and ran off.
When Syrian thought she was far enough, she heaved a sigh of relief. China can be an overprotective nuisance to her. Then she held the camera up high to take another selfie. But the moment she was taking the picture, Alyan and Alisha suddenly came by and held her shoulders for the picture. Another photobomb. This time by Alyan and Alisha.
" Alyan?! Alisha?! When did you get here?!" Syrian exclaimed.
" We came here to visit you gurl!" Alyan exclaimed. " France is busy with his work."
" Latvia says he's going to visit Sealand. But I have never heard of a country called Sealand, I don't think there is even one." Alisha said. Poor Sealand…
" But how did you find me?" Syrian asked " This is a really big house!"
" China told us." Alyan said. Syrian groaned internally. Just a second more and she could have a selfie by herself.
" Okay, let me try to do the selfie again, but DON'T interrupt." Syrian said. Then she walked a few paces away, near the pond and then tried to do the selfie again. This time, China decided to photobomb it way before Syrian presses the button, so does Alyan and Alisha.
" Wh-what?! Oh what the heck, come in!" Syrian exclaimed. Then she said " Smile!" The picture came out great, with China, Syrian, Xiao Ai, Alyan and Alisha.
Side Note:
Syrian: " While we were trying to take another selfie, we were all bending too far back and fell into the koi fish pond. Good thing I managed to dry my camera and film."
Alyan: " I say that was awesome! Like me!"
Alisha: " Um… China isn't a pedo right?"
Syrian: " I'm still trying to find out, but I suspect he is."
China: " I am not a pedo aru !"
Training, without actually training
" Italy! Ariel! Run faster! Kristina, I know you can run faster so don't lag behind because of them!" Germany yelled at the trio.
" How am I suppose to do 20 freaking laps?!" Ariel exclaimed.
" Ve~ I'm tired~" Italy said.
" We only did one lap you know." Kristina told the two of them.
" You really have to hurry up." Brandon said as he caught up to them.
" Phew… I thought Italy and I were the only slow ones." Ariel said.
" I am not slow, I am two laps ahead of you." Brandon said before he ran off again. Ariel was there, dumbfound. Italy then said " Wow~ Brandon is so fit~"
" How can he be two laps ahead of us…" Ariel and Kristina said at the same time.
" Three." Brandon said as he ran up next to them. Ariel and Kristina jumped in shock.
" H-how do you run so fast?!" Kristina exclaimed.
" Can we do something different. Running laps isn't going to help us much." Ariel complained.
" Why are you complaining? At least he is not telling you to lift weights." Brandon said.
" Lift weight?! You do that?!" Ariel exclaimed.
" No, but Germany might be thinking about getting me started on it." Brandon said.
" Ariel's right though, I know running to to help stamina but we have to do something different once in awhile." Kristina said as the ambassadors stop running. Italy did too. Somehow Japan met them and stopped.
" So what do you suggest?" Brandon asked.
" I know! How about we play hide and seek!" Italy said.
" Um… I agree with Italy." Ariel said.
" No, you would just hide in your own homes." Brandon said. Italy and Ariel became depressed, looks like they had the same idea.
" How about we play a ball game, that will be a good training." Japan suggested.
" Ve~ football~" Italy said.
" I am bad at sports!" Ariel complained again.
" Sports is about training Ariel. It allows you to move your body to be fit. They are about the same thing." Brandon said.
" Yeah Ariel, that is the main point of sports." I said. Then Germany came running towards them and exclaimed " Hey! Why aren't you running!"
" Ariel is tired of our normal exercises and she is coming up with something different." Brandon exclaimed. Ariel blushed and stammered " I-I just want to do something which… um…"
" We have to try other things, otherwise that will be the only thing we know how to do, run." Kristina said. " And you keep telling us to attack."
Germany was silent for a moment and said " How about we race, it is still training in a way yet slightly different." But before anyone could answer, a drop of water hit Germany's head. Then more drops of water fell. They all looked up.
In the end, you see them all in Germany's house, using Prussia's Xbox, playing Just Dance. currently, Italy was doing the dance ' Happy' and was doing every move really well.
" How is this related to training?" Germany asked Brandon who was next to him. Brandon was on his laptop playing the League of Legends. Then, Italy got five stars on the game and they clapped for him. Prussia and Amir entered the room to see the fun.
" Just relax for today." Brandon said. In the background, Prussia was whistling at Kristina and Ariel as they were about to do a dance and Kristina hit Prussia with her wooden sword again.
I Hate Dresses
Kyanna went to Bec and said " Hey Bec, do you want to follow me and Liechtenstein to buy clothes? I am running out of clothes."
" Sure, I can't wear most of Hungary's clothes. Why did it take you this long?" Bec asked.
" Switzerland didn't allow me to spend any money, he didn't allow Sam ether…" Kyanna said.
" I'll tell Hungary and we'll be on our way." Bec said. Somehow, Hungary managed to convince Bec to let her come along. Hungary, Liechtenstein, Kyanna and Bec went to the nearest shopping mall to buy clothes. Kyanna had to buy cheap clothes because Switzerland hadn't given her a lot of money.
" Um… Bec?" Liechtenstein said as Bec was looking at the T-shirt section. Bec turned around to see Liechtenstein, Kyanna seems to be hiding behind her, scared.
" What?" Bec asked.
" Um… do you like this?" Liechtenstein said, showing Bec a bright cotton candy, knee length pink dress with lots of sequences and laces. Kyanna squeaked and said " Liechtenstein!"
A dark aura appeared around Bec and Hungary noticed it. Hungary panicked and exclaimed " Bec! Calm down."
Bec the growled and yelled " I HATE DRESSES!"
Side Note:
Kyanna: " What happened? Let's say Liechtenstein went home early and Switzerland was trying to shoot Bec afterwards. I tried to stop him but he went before I could say anything else."
Bec: " She gave me a pink girly dress! How could I not be angry!"
Kyanna: " Bec…"
Call of Duty
Bryan switched on his computer, he had planned with the other guys, including the annoying Liang Hao and Jao Lan, to play CoD. It was such an awesome game! When he turned on, he could see Brandon, Mike, Sam, Steve and Amir already on.
Doodledude ( Bryan): Hey dudes! I'm here!
Dudeman(Steve): hello
BrandonLim (Brandon): Hello Bryan
SamtheSelfless (Sam): Who?
ZAWESOME (Amir): Who?
SmartGuy123( Mike): The Italian Ambassador.
SamtheSelfless: I thought Kristina is the Italian Ambassador?
ZAWESOME: There North Italy and South Italy. Kristina is North Italy's ambassador, he must be the South.
Doodledude: Hey! I'm a popular guy!
SmartGuy123: Not so anymore.
Dudeman: That sounds sad.
Doodledude: I am Romano's Ambassador, the South Italian Ambassador.
Samtheselfless: There are two Italies?
BrandonLim: Italy is under two governments so Italy is split up into North and South Italy but is still considered one country. So Kristina is the North Italian ambassador and Bryan is the South Italian Ambassador.
ZAWESOME: Oh! Bryan! You should have just said that!
Samtheselfless: Yeah, it would have made things so much easier.
( LOLOLOLOL enters the chat,)
( LOLOLOLOL enters the blue team)
LOLOLOLOL: Hey Dudes!
Samtheselfless: Who?
Smartguy123: Who?
Brandon: Who?
Dudeman: Who?
ZAWESOME: Who?
Doodledude: Who?
LOLOLOLOL: It's me!
Liang Hao!
DoodleDude: Oh, no.
SamtheSelfless: Great.
SmartGuy123: Wait, where's Jao Lan?
( TwerkinOff enters the chat)
( TwerkinOff joins the red team)
SmartGuy123: Forget I asked.
TwerkinOff: HEY DUDES! IS YOU OKAY? IS YOU ALRIGHT CAUSE I REALLY WANNA KNOW!
BrandonLim: …
TwerkinOff: ROBOT
SamtheSelfless: Jao Lan, Why are you on my team?
DoodleDude: Ha ha! You got stuck with the fat guy!
SamtheSelfless: You got stuck with the annoying guy.
DoodleDude: GET OF MY TEAM LIANG HAO!
LOLOLOLOL: Make me. :P
ZAWESOME: Can we get back to the
(ZAWESOME is killed by SmartGuy123)
ZAWESOME: What the! Who shoot me!
* the chat room is going so fast no one could see who killed who*
( TwerkinOff is killed by SmartGuy123)
TwerkinOff: Who shoot me!
( DoodleDude is killed by SmartGuy123)
( BrandonLim is killed by SmartGuy123)
DoodleDude: Hey!
( Samtheselfless is killed by SmartGuy123)
(LOLOLOLOL is killed by SmartGuy123)
Samtheselfless: I'm out!
(TwerkinOff is killed by Smartguy123)
LOLOLOLOL: So damn fast?!
DoodleDude: Who SHOT ME.
SmartGuy123: That's what you get for talking so much. I even killed the ones on my own team to shut them up.
( SmartGuy123 is killed by Dudeman)
Dudeman: Yes I agree, oh, I shoot you Mike.
( Dudeman wins)
DoodleDude: (censored for story) I am going to kill you!
( New match)
(TwerkinOff is killed by ZAWESOME)
(BrandonLim changes to Blue Team)
( LOLOLOLOL is killed by BrandonLim)
DoodleDude: Wooo! We got Brandon!
SamtheSelfless: Hey! Why did you change team?
BrandonLim: I do not want a team member who always dies at the first round.
(DoodleDude is killed by Dudeman)
Dudeman: You are the first I want to kill.
ZAWESOME: What did you do?
DoodleDude: I only asked him to pull Romano's curl…
BrandonLim: Of course.
(ArtsyKris enters the chat)
(ArtsyKris enters the red team)
(ReptileQueen enters the chat)
( ReptileQueen enters the red team)
ArtsyKris: Hey guys!
( ZAWESOME is killed by ReptileQueen)
ZAWESOME: Oh come on! Riana!
TwerkinOff: KRISTINA! HOW DID YOU GET IN!
ArtsyKris: Tun off your caps dude!
DoodleDude: Dude, this is lam, let's go.
(DoodleDude left the game)
( TwerkinOff left the game)
(ZAWESOME left the game)
ReptileQueen: AMIR
(SamtheSelfless left the game)
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ArtsyKris:…hello?
ReptileQueen: They all left.
LOLOLOLOL: I'm still here!
ArtsyKris: Who?
LOLOLOLOL: Me! Liang Hao!
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Damn it
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Drunken Englishmen
Scottland was pestering England to follow him, Wales and Northern Ireland to have a drink with them.
" Come on little Iggy, have a drink or two." Scotland said.
" I said no!" England said " Why would I want to have a drink with the three of you! And don't call me Iggy!"
Then Riana comes into the room and asks " Hey… what's going on?"
" Scotland suggests I should go for a drink with him and the rest of my older brothers." England said.
" Well, I don't really have a problem but drinking?" Riana said.
" Come on Iggy, have a backbone." Scotland teased.
" No!" England exclaimed.
Scotland rolled his eyes and then grabbed England's arm and Scotland said " It's on me!" Then Scotland forced England out of his house. England had no choice but to follow. Riana just stood there, shocked. Then she thought " I hope they will be fine."
At midnight in the bar, Riana went to the bar to see all four english men, arguing, wasted as hell. Ireland had fainted due to too much of a drink. Riana sighed and said " What am I going to do with you guys…
Big Brother protection
Sam is sick and tired of Switzerland's overprotectiveness and stinginess on money. That guy seems to only know how to save and shoot. He also is such a boring guy, I mean, you don't have to be neutral all the time. Definitely not in your personality. Sam is also rolls his eyes every time he tries to protect Liech from ' Danger'. Sam may be protective too but not that protective.
So what did he do? Question Switzerland of course.
" Hey Switz!" Sam called out. Switzerland looked at Sam and asked " What is it" Switzerland spoke it in such a boredom tone. It was kind of scary to Sam but Sam being a bold person spoke anyway.
" Hey, why are you such a stingy person? Every time we need the money to buy things we end up buying the cheap stuff that probably wouldn't last. And then how come you are so protective of Liechtenstein, or Kyanna sometimes. It's kinda lame." Sam. Switzerland tried his best not to be offended. He could see Sam was annoyed and didn't understand.
Switzerland calm down and said " I used to be a very poor country, I could barely survive without any food. I had to work hard just to stabilise my country. I didn't waste a single penny on what I want, only on what I need. So now I only buy the cheap stuff and save the money in case I go through the same situation again. But I do buy enough for you, you just spend it all on games. You will understand if you go through poverty. Liechtenstein is another thing entirely."
" Which is?" Sam asked.
" I met Liechtenstein when I was in poverty. She was even worse off than me. She had somehow came into my country, she sat there in the rain in that dark hallway. I couldn't just leave her there like that. So I adopted her as my little sister. I took the best care of her, even if there isn't enough food I will give it to her. It was worth it, seeing her smile everyday and say thank you." Then Switzerland smiled and continued " My country is surrounded by powerful countries and it will be hard not to be involved in their unnecessary fighting. Liechtenstein is clueless, she is just innocent. So I'm trying to protect my sister from that. Kyanna is like another sister to her too. So I also have to protect her. I guess I have to protect you too, since you are so prone to trouble."
" I am not prone to trouble!" Sam exclaimed " I can handle things myself!"
" What I am trying to say is Sam, I take care of the people I care about and try to keep them safe. I also am careful with my steps." Switzerland said. " You should learn how to be careful too, with so many wars and conflicts going on, it is best to stay neutral."
Sam was silent. He regretted for insulting Switzerland, he didn't know he had a good reason for his actions. He thought Switzerland would learn from his mistake.
" You can't protect her forever you know. She needs to learn how to be brave. You should trust your sister to make the right decisions. She admires you, so she had learn things from you. You don't have to worry so much. Liech will be fine." Sam said. Switzerland was surprised. He had no words for it.
Before Switzerland could say anything else, Kyanna came by and said " Lunch is ready. Sam, you wanna hang out later? Liechtenstein says she'll be spending the afternoon with Switzerland."
" Okay, since Mike or any other of my friends are here." Sam said.
" Yay! Do you think I should call Bec over?" Kyanna asked.
" She'll tear me apart." Sam said. Kyanna thought for awhile and nodded, then she ran off. Then Switzerland had the chance to ask again " You too seem overprotective. You act like a leader among your friends."
" Yeah, when you somehow become a leader, you must protect your teammates. It's like Call of Duty. To win the game, you must watch each other's back. And as a leader, you have make sure they are safe. Come on, let's eat lunch." Sam said. Switzerland smiled and said " I guess you aren't too bad of an ambassador after all." Sam blinked, and then smiled.
" Woo! Mike owes me 10 euros!" Sam cheered as he ran off. Switzerland then thought 10 euros… for what?
After that, Sam was also protective over the two girls because of Switzerland. But not as much, something like Switzerland. Playful but protective. Kyanna noticed this and asked if Sam had a fever or was starting to like her. Sam just explained Switzerland would kill him if they got in trouble under his watch.
Distractions
Mike and Estonia were finishing the design of the portal when Sam burst into the room saying " Hey Mike! You free?"
" What do you think?" Mike said who was so concentrated on his work that he jumped when Sam came in.
" I just bored alright?" Sam complained.
" Hello Sam, do you want to help us in the portal?" Estonia asked. " We were just working out how to not make the same mistake Italy made."
" I think that is just common sense, don't let idiots near the machine." Sam said.
" We need a more restrictive solution than that." Estonia said.
Then the doorbell rang. Mike and Estonia looked at Sam and said " Why did you ring the door."
" Doorbells are lame." Sam complained as Mike got the door. It was Lithuania and Tasha, coming to visit Estonia.
" Hey Mike! How's the machine going?" Tasha asked Mike as Lithuania and Tasha let themselves in.
" Great! But it's so mind-blogging. I'm glad that Estonia here has a lot of knowledge for this." Mike said.
" Well, you are just a 13 year old boy." Estonia said. " And I'm… I lost count how old I am."
" That's sad." Tasha said.
" Hey! What's this?" Sam said as he pointed to the ring in the paper.
" The Portal." Estonia said " For you to go through to the other dimension."
Then Tasha came over and pointed to a box shape with lots of circles and asked " And that?"
" The control box to alter what dimension you want to travel to." Estonia said again. Then Lithuania came over and said " What's… that?"
Estonia pointed to a weird picture of a human, at least it looks like a human. Mike laughed and said " That's a doodle I did when I was bored."
Sam laughed out loud and Tasha looked at the picture more carefully. Estonia sighed, Mike may be a smart kid but he is still a teenager.
World War Two Replayed
" Finally! Another end to another meeting!" Bryan exclaimed when England announced they could go home. " It's so boring."
" At least there is no war." Syrian said. " I don't wanna die!"
" We are ambassadors, we don't die here, right?" Alyan said.
" That hasn't been prove yet. But I was shot once at my last trip here and I did't die. But it was sure painful." Kristina said.
" Hey guys, remember the world war two stimulation?" Yuna said " Oh my god I don't want to go through that again!"
" And I totally beat you all." Jao Lan said.
" that's because you depend too much on USSR…" Brandon said.
' You're just jealous I managed to take over Germany." Jao Lan said.
" I told you we should have worked together to take over USSR but you never listened." Kristina said.
" What are you talking about?" Japan asked.
" In our GP class, we did a world war two stimulation where we are suppose to be ministers of countries and we are suppose to attack each other using our troops and navy to complete our goals." Alisha explained. " In our class, I was the foreign ambassador of Poland with Syrian as the minister!"
" How interesting." England said " Who did my country then?"
" That would be me!" Jao Lan said.
" I hope you did pretty darn well." England said.
" Yup! I took over most of europe!" Jao Lan said. England's eye went wide. Then he asked " How did you do it?"
" Oh, with a little help from USSR." Jao Lan said, smiling at his victory.
" Ve~ how about my country?" Italy asked.
" And mine too, since we both sort of share the same country." Romano said.
" That would be me! But I had to share my country with my classmate." Tasha said.
" And me." Alyan said.
" I hope you take care of our country otherwise I'll kill you." Romano said.
" We did fine. I switched over to the allies side in the last minute and conquered a few small islands near Italy." Alyan said " You can thank Jao Lan for that."
" Same thing, but except the backstabbing part." Tasha said.
" How about Germany?" Germany asked.
" I was Germany." Brandon said. We all were quiet. Then Yuna said " You were the minister of Germany and now you are Germany's ambassador, what a coincidence."
" You spoke up just to flirt with him right?" Jao Lan asked. Yuna glared at Jao Lan.
" I was Germany too!" Bryan said.
" What happened?" Germany asked.
" Atif and I were doing so well that we nearly conquered all of Europe but then Jao Lan came with his back-up russian troops and took all of Europe with it. He even took over mainland Germany." Brandon said " I really didn't see that coming."
" I surrendered before USSR could take me." Bryan said. Germany sighed. Looks like he isn't please to hear that.
" How about me~" Spain asked.
" Not a role playing country." Liang Hao said. Spain seems upset. " Hey, at least you don't get conquered."
" How about me?" Japan asked.
" Oh! That was me and Yuna! We were playing your country!" Kristina said as she put an arm around Yuna and Yuna smiled brightly.
" How did it go?" Japan asked.
" Oh, we took over nearly all of Asia except USSR." Kristina said. Japan was shocked and then said in a depressed mood " You did better than me…"
" Well, they were the ones who helped us take over europe by signing the peace treaty." Jao Lan said.
" How was I suppose to know that he would use USSR's troops?" Kristina said.
" Yeah, I may be the main girl who suppose to run the country but it was Kristina who planned the entire conquering of Asia halfway." Yuna said. Kristina felt like some people were glaring at her.
" How about the awesome hero!" America asked.
" Um… that's me." Ariel said.
" A-and me." Penny said.
" So how did I do?" America asked.
" I got Dutch East Indies and eastern Prussia." Penny said.
" Come on Frau! You had to take my country!" Prussia complained.
" Um… I basically didn't win anything and didn't attack." Ariel said.
" Ohnonono~ not too bad Penny. How about moi?" France asked.
" I wanted to take your country but someone else took it!" Alyan said. Everyone else remained quiet. France went into depressed mood.
" How about me da?" Russia asked. " All these plans about me makes me feel curious."
" Your ambassador did it." Steve said.
" How did it go?" Russia asked.
" I got some parts of Manchuko and and Korea." Steve said " I also got Finland, Hungary, Slovekia and a bit of middle east."
" Da, not bad." Russia said.
" You what?!" Finland and Hungary exclaimed at the same time.
" It was a game." Steve said.
" How about me aru~" China asked.
" No one picked China." We all said. China looks depressed like France.
Then England looked at Liang Hao and Aria and asked them " How about you two?"
" I was Finland. Yup, a Nordic." Liang Hao said. " I was taken over by Germany."
" That is my country!" Finland cried.
" Well, this proves you are a nordic at heart!" Denmark said.
" I was, some how by coincidence…" Aria said glaring at Liang Hao. " Finland too. But I was taken over by USSR." Finland was now crying. Sweden was trying to comfort Finland.
" Well at least we know who to look out for now." China said looking at Jao Lan, Brandon, Kristina and Steve in a cautious manner.
" Yeah… they are good…" Taiwan said.
" I'm pretty sure I would do well if I was in it!" Mike said.
" Of course." Sam said.
" Hey, I would probably do well too." Riana said.
" Ha! I would have conquered you if I was USSR!" Amir exclaimed.
" Yeah yeah, leave the rambling to yourself." Riana said.
Afterwards, Italy, Germany, England and Russia went home happy thinking their ambassadors were smart. While Finland cried in the corner for being conquered in both classes. Hungary took her distance from Steve and Prussia wonders why he isn't a playing country.
Hey guys! I hope you like this chapter! I love the LOL gaming part! Poor Liang Hao… left alone. :P I can't stop laughing at that one! Poor Finland too… damn it Liang Hao and Aria, why can't you play better. The last story is what really happened in school when we did a world war 2 stimulation. Yes I am damn smart strategist so watch out! Steve is really scary here… and Bryan is being a funny guy, sometimes jerkish again. Tell me your favourite ambassador! I am really curious. Next chapter is a very special one… Valentines day! Yes, I was running out of ideas but this one popped into my mind in the last minute. Stay tuned!~