NOTE: I'm going to be bullshiting this first chapter so don't burn me at the stake because "this doesn't make sense" kay? Also, Sasuke replaces Asata
They were fighting the closest thing to god. It went on for days with periods of calm before it picked back neither party making ground on the other.
"I tire of this I will send you both to a place where you will not interfere with my plans." the moon goddess uttered
"The hell you won't" Naruto yelled back
"Get ready dobe she gathering "a shit ton of chakra" as you would say" the raven name Sasuke proclaimed
"Zettai-ji terepōto" space seemed to stretch fold then crack at just the mention of the attack. Two cracks at the feet of the reincarnated twins opened and pulled them through
"NARUTO!"
He was ripped from this dimension into one of magic
xXx
"Where the hell am I?"
"Hay Yuno he's still alive!" a small child with brown hair yelled out
"Good" another voice responded
"What's your name"
"Sasuke"
"Are you a magic knight"
"What"
"O great hes an amnesiac"
"Hn"
"Are you okay physically"
"Hn"
"Say hn im kicking you in the balls so hard your kids will feel it"
Sasuke sighs at the kid's antics
"Hash leave him alone will you"
The small kid lets a huff and walks off to the church
"Sorry for my brother's antics"
"Hn"
"Hn"
"OKAY YOU BASTARDS IM GOING TO NOW MAKE IT SO YOU WILL HAVE NO KIDS" The child appeared with a bat that came out of nowhere
"You go left I go right?" the misplaced uchiha said
"Hn yes 50/50 either of us loses our chance for kids, Meet me at the big Skull"
"Hm"
They both dash to the sides and into the fields around them
xXx
"So how did it go?"
"Good my bloodline isn't going to end with me"
"Same here kinda glad he didn't get me"
"Hn" translated into non-edgelord means (heh)
"So how did you end up falling from the sky"
"Don't know"
"What do you know"
"My name close family and basic things"
"Do you know where we can find your family"
"Six feet under in some graveyard"
"O"
"Where do you live"
"The local church"
"You're also an orphan"
"Ya just me and the other kids"
"Anyone of note"
"Aside from hash no"
"Hn"
"If you need somewhere to live you can live at the church until we can get you on your feet"
"Hm I'll consider"
"How old are you"
"Fifteen"
"Have you got your grimoire"
"No"
"Well then we will be getting our at the same time"
"Hm"
"Let's go to the church ill show you the way"
xXx
"So no family and no recollection of how you got here" an elderly
"Yes"
"This is going to be troublesome" he said sighing
"Sorry"
"Don't be, im sure it aint your fault for falling from who knows and hitting your head"
"Is that sarcasm"
"Mabey"
"Hn"
"Well there's a free bed to the right"
"Hn"
"My god your yuno two"
"Heh"
"Well come back when it gets dark I don't want to go looking for you"
"Okay"
'I need to find a place to test out what I still have privately'
Among all the fields the wayward Uchiha notices the skull he met yuno at 'perfect'
xXx
'Well time to test what I still have'
He flashes through a few seals "great fireball jutsu"
"...what…" he says as nothing comes out
"Sharingan"
He sighs a breath of relief at the familiar clarity that his family staple brings
"Amaterasu…" nothing
"Susanoo " a purple light bursts from the raven and forms a rib cage
'So every way to attack aside from taijutsu has been stripped away ironic'
'It's getting dark'
When he is walking through the fields back he is approached by a villager "I haven't seen you around are ya new to these parts"
"Yes"
"Have you come here to get your grimoire"
"Yes"
"Well you got here on time the ceremony is tomorrow"
"Hn"
"Well have a good night"
"You too"
'Should I become one of these "magical knights"'
'They might have a way to bring me back to Naruto'
"O I finally found you"
"I came when you asked me to come"
"I meant right before dark, not at dark"
"Hm"
"Also we need to get you some appropriate clothes"
"Why"
"That isn't going to protect you from the elements and why do you have a rope as a belt how is that practical"
"I've worn this for as long as I can remember"
"Which is two hours now get inside"
"Im still not changing into a more "practical" garb"
"Shut it"
"Father your back" A small child with black hair ran up and hugged the leg of the man
"Yes im back Aruru"
"So how did you find Sasuke" Hash asked
"He didn't listen to what I said and came after dark instead before dark"
"Hm"
"Do you just speak in hn and hm" the small child asked
"No"
"Well let's eat children" The father brought out a few plates of potatoes
"Lets" yuno picked up a potato with his fork
"So what type of magic do you have Sasuke" Hash looked at Sasuke
"Magic"
"Ya what type of magic do you have"
"No clue"
"Well we will figure it out tomorrow"
"Hn"
"My threat still stands"
"I know"
"Calm down boys" the father said
"Okay if you say so, Father"
"Well off to bed kids"
"Sasuke do you need help finding a bed"
"Hn"
"I will take that as a yes"
Sasuke followed him into the bedrooms and found himself on a bed
"Goodnight"
xXx
Sasuke was up a good hour before everyone at the church woken from a dream about his parents. The dream was pleasant it was just them eating and talking about the day and his dad telling him how proud he was of him.
'I should probably meditate' and he did sitting there for about two hours contemplating what has happened to him
"How long are you going sit there" yuno came of out the church
"Until you are all up"
"Well we have to leave to get our grimoires"
"Hm"
"Well get up"
"Hn" he said as he got up
"Want to race to the tower"
"Yea"
They both burst into a sprint Sasuke trailing behind slightly since he has no idea where the tower is.
"There's the tower Sasuke, try to catch up if you can"
Sasuke taking it as a challenge proceeded to blitz yuno
"I got here first"
"How in god's name are you that fast"
"Training"
"I call it cheating"
"Cope"
"Shut it"
A raggedy old man comes out of the tower "All of you youngins come inside for the ceremony"
All of the kids sop talking among them each other and head into the tower
"So you all know a grimoire is a book that contains all of your spells"
"What isn't known to most people is that grimoires grow and change with the owner"
"You will become more powerful the more you grow as a person keep this in mind and let's start the ceremony"
Books start flying off the shelves and into people's hands
"Oi look yuno got a four leaf clover"
A variety of shocked expressions were shown on most of the children in the room
'That is most rare" the tower master uttered
An almost pure black book floated into Sasuke's hands opening revealing the handle of the blade of Kusanagi dyed a pure black
"The Sword of Kusanagi"
The sword of Kusanagi previously owned by Orochimaru could extend as far as one wished 'wonder if this one works the same as the one he had'
He felt power going through the sword and into himself, he could bolster it or cut off the power causing the blade to rust and dull
"Now if you young sir are done messing around with your swords I may begin"
"You all have received grimoires I have one more piece of advice use them well"
"So Sasuke sword magic, how rare" yuno said walking to the side of the other raven
"Shut it lucky four"
"Ahh a four-leaf clover and a sword magic user, ill get a pretty penny for you two" a spindly man approaches the two
"O yay im going to be sold into slavery" the Uchiha said dryly
"Who said i was going to do that"
"Pincer you right incapacitate do not maim"
"You think we can take him I think he's a magic knight"
"If he is that might be a proble-"
Two chains wrap around the teens ensnaring them
"Now hand me your grimoires and ill be off bef- wait kid with the weird belt you have no magic"
"It aint that weird…"
"No, I mean how the hell are you even alive people can't live without mana"
"who asked"
"Sigh.. welp more money for a magic-less test subject"
Who would even want something like that"
"I know a crazy woman who would pay real good for ya"
Sasuke pulls out the blade of Kusanagi and slices the chains binding him
"Chain magic: Uzumaki" A ball of swirling chains forms and a single chain shoots out at Sasuke
"Sharingan" his eyes flash red time slows and he can see where the chain is heading he quickly ducks out of the way and charges dual handing Kusanagi holding it to the ground in preparation for an upwards slash
"It won't connect chain magic: jail bars"
"Hell it will"
"My chains are one of the toughest magic known to man"
"AGAIN WHO ASKED" The sword Kusanagi doubled in size looking more like a display sword than a long sword
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOUR NEGATING MY MAGIC" When Kusanagi came close to the chains they started to fade into nothingness
Kusanagi came down cutting a giant slash across the chain magic user's chest
"I'm not hiding the body"
"No need I saw what happened I already sent a pigeon to the capital"
"You think they will believe you"
"I'm part of the wizard tower committee we only answer to the wizard king or the king we're not getting questioned"
"That seems extremely corrupt"
"Yes it is, yuno here's your grimoire"
"Thank you" yuno looked at his book
"Are you two planning on becoming magic nights"
"mabey/yes" they said at the same time
"Well you two are attack mages so you're going to be at your most usefulness in the knights"
"Wana make a bet" sasuke turned to yuno
"What kind" yuno asked
"Whoever gets to the highest magic knight position first gets to make the other his secretary"
"A fate worst than death im in"
"Well boys the magic knight's test is in 5 months so get to your training arc that will be skipped over
xXx
"You think we're ready" sasuke asks yuno
"Mabey"
End
Ending notes: a lot of things will be au just because i think its funny also Sasuke is still the Tsundere we all know just with the comedy kicked up to the max tho it might take me a few chapters to get his general character down