Wile we rided lide bADass, the lava was geting to turn lske rocks. We fall over to the groud and hit our faaces.
"WTF HAPPEN TO US!?" I yelled in shock.
Fjejtidne!- English, friend. ENGLISH!- I tok you to some place where you cwn meet the man.
I groaned in pain while Minx and Krism got up from the roky ground. They loked over to me and smiiled. Minx chuclked as she walked over to me.
"Well, well, wll. Look what the hero got." Minx said.
I looked down and sew that I was wearing a red dress that sows my bobs and my pussy and black boots. Suddenly, I felt Crasey smling at me.
Don't wory, I got your a GREAT pair. Hope you like ;)
Seriously, this slt making me like her and I don't like it. BECAUSE I AIN'T NO SLUT! I AM A STRONG, NERDY WOMAN! I AM NOT PARIS HILTON!
I covered myself and said, "Stop trying to cheat on your wife, Minx."
Minx looked over at Krism and notced she was giving her bitch-I-will-fucking-kill-you look. She smiled agt her and huged her. "C'mon on, babe. You still my lover." Minx laughed. Krism smiled at her.
Then, we waked over to the looking bar that was somewhere in the strage place. (I shuld have told you hwo we find it, but the stupid author don't want to. Me: HEY, SHUT UP! Erica: NO, YOU, BIATCH!) I told them my name and Minx said that I have a nice name. And Krism gave me hoe-she-is-married frown when I blushed. We sew a man who was steading by the bar. He looked at us and jumped when we toward him.
"Yes, mq sexy ladies?" the man said as he started to rub his nipples. I was dumbfounded.
WTF!?
He is nipples-niping, Erica! STFU or Houstal! He is not a prev!
Oh my no-god-is-not-out-there, this man is a prev and I don't what Creasy thinks….even tough Minx and Krism are lesbians.
"Sir, can we go in here to meet our friend?" Krism aked. (I SHOULD TELL THAT ONE TOO)
"Sorry, I can't help you " the man said. "And Chilled couldn't cum as he used to."
I smiled and thought to myaself. Chilled will be taking my virginity? That's cool.
Chiled will ne take your virginity stupid.
What? But Chiled is so hot!
I always love Chilled and he is so funny n sexy. He is like a electon even though I am girl and I don't have a penis.
Well, he is not. SOOOOO DEAL WITH IT! *PUT ON SOME SHADES* (A/n: I'm retard)
(I don't know why she put some ahdes. I can't see her do it and she is a ghost.) I saw Minx waked over to the man and puched in the gut and pulled him to the wal. "Look, you piece of shit! You will tell where chilled is or I will nbreak your neck." threathen Minx.
The man started to brust in tears and answered, "He was kidnapped by the wizwards from Harry Potter!"
"What?!"
"What?!" Krism asked!
"WHAT?!" I said.
Harry Potter?! I read the books and nver like the movie (Sorry, fans of Happter Potter) Who will bring- oh, right. Crasey made this. Fucking great. I saw the people in broom sricks as they stelled down to the ground. I saw the man who has black glasses and a scar on his forehead. He was wearing a black shirt that shows his abs and black pants. His hair was black. It was Harry Potter, the fucked-up one!
"THERE YOU ARE, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
A/n: I hate my life and I hope you 'enjoyed' that one.