In the cave that looked like a huge poop that you can go thouhg it(that;s Creay's idea by the wsy), Mimx and I went inside and saw the dagon that has shit drops on his head and a brown body. I cracked its nack by using my wand.(I got it from my butt) It was pretty with dimands and cystals. It looked like a rich house for prepz who is got to be Minx's and Krim's kings(I h8 them bitches and I hope that they will be like Katy Perry)

Stop CALLING THEM THAT~! Dey so hawt :) You will fcuk them letaer. WEDANW

I don't care. I don't care if they're hot. With this shit in dimands that they are Boy ll Men.

Suddenly, I notcied that Minx was still in the upset mod. It was so cute that I have a electon in my body and I glad that i don't have a penis which Minx will see. (Crasey: Gay-turn on araction) I came closter to her and asked hey, are you okay?

Minx started at me and got mad at me.

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! I WAS SNAPE FROM HAPPER POTTER IN THIS CAVE AND I AM A WITCH111"- Crasey, what the fuck did you just do -_- -"I WAS BORN A RAPIEST BEC AUSE I LOVE TO TOUCH GIRLS WITH BIG BOBS AND NICE, CLEAN PUSSYS! THEY ARE SO KAWAII LIKE KRISM! SHE IS SO FUCKING BOOTIFUL! CRY AND PEWDIE-THE KINGS- KNEW THAT AND WANTED ME TO KILL THE DARK LORD SINCE THEY ENJOYED FONDLING MY HUGE DICK!" Minx yelled.

(Minx KNOWS they are gay in real life because we heard dem making out during the ttt and fuking in their asshiles then she noticed why Cry has that deep voice because he is covering his gay ass voice from the ladies.)

"So this is why you moved away?" I asked, holding his hand.

"No, Erica, I don't want leave without Krism so left my mision. I left w/ krism so wi'll have the best SHIT AND NIPPLE-NITTING in our lives." Minx said sadly.

She loves taking shits and nipple-nitting like the man eariler.

Me; STFU Crasey! OR I will make you my btch!

Creasy; ASWEIR GF0RUNV OFRNE

Me: -_-

Anyway...I hold her thighty and said, "It's not ur fault. That's wut I will do when I don;t want my lover to gwt hurt because I died. Plus, Cry and Pewdie are super fucking gay; dey are such little nasty gay bitches.

"Really?" Minx said, smiling.

"Really." I said, smiinf back.

Suddeny, she...kissed me on my lips with luv and pasion. I fell away because i'm not gay. "WTG are you doing, Minx!?" I sahouted in angily.

It's SEXY TIME!

I heard Creasy giigled but I ignored her.

"Because...I love you and want to have s3x with you!" Minx shouted.

"Sworry, minx...but I ain't gay like you."

I ran to the exit in the chicken way. OMOGINH(I put it that way because I'm an Atheist), I don't want to loose my virity with a woman. No-God, I don't want that!

"WEDSEO WPEJEP OEKKJEM EM ODLE(This is a shout out to my fans, I love you guys including Krism. I love you gurl!) Duesgfoe!" I heard minx made a spell by rapping nonsense as Busta Rhymes. The exit was blokced by purple spures. I notcied she has a pruple wand on her hand then put in somewhere like her ass.

"Erica Lush Prince'less Raven Hunter(That's my full name. Me: Damn, it's bad name. I bet your parents hate yo- Erica: STFU!), I love you. I always have electron because you are so hot like Paris Hilton! Plz fuck me!" Minx begged.

I looked for sometime to get her to stop making hony for me(and stop the author and Crasey making me Mary Sue. Me and Creasy: STFU! Creasy: I will Hustroul you! *doing duck dance*) I don't care how will Creasy will 'Husto'-wut am I saying- FORCE me to have sex with minx. I know I am minx's biatch because i watched her vicdeo as I constipated and cum. However, I will not have sex with her.

Do It! I want sum pono!

No! As no-god is my witness, I will not have s3x with her!

Hustroul!

~~~~Me:Here's the bad sex scene~!~~~~

I(in fucking force because Creasy making me her bitach) kissed minx. We took off our clothes. I have to say...minx has a hot body and i like that. minx got on top of me n' we swered with each other.

"Oh! Oh! Minx, plz!" I scream(with my own voice! Fuck Creasy, she's a bitch!) in plasure. Minx was thrughed me as we clmaixed 2gether. We landed on the hot ground and said 2gether, "I love you!"

A/N: And here's the end...of this chapter~! Also, I'm singing.