One humid summer day, Wario was walking along the beach with nothing much to do. His associate Waluigi was elsewhere, and it had been a while since anything big had happened, even though Wario had plenty to do until he and Waluigi got the call to the next Mario Party event.

He thought of his riches, thinking of all the money he had in his castle. And then, he remembered he lacked something else, something just as gorgeous as money.

Oh, how he wished he could have that, even for one day.

Wario stopped to stare at the horizon, watching the boats, and listening to the seagulls. He smiled wide, and chuckled to himself, thinking of all the things he could do if he owned this beach as the richest man in the seaside. If he wanted to, he could start building a massive mansion or a castle somewhere here, and get himself a big yacht.

Just then, he turned around, and spotted something buried in the sand. Wario became curious, and started digging the object out, discovering it to be a lamp. Wait a second, it was a genie lamp! He hadn't seen anything like THAT in a while.

That was when an idea clicked in his head, recalling the wish he had a little bit ago. Maybe, just maybe...

"Here we go..." Wario said with a grin.

Very gently, the mustached anti-Mario rubbed the lamp, noticing the sun symbol on it. And then, the lid opened up. Smoke rose from the object, and a light flashed. Wario blinked hard to avoid blindness, then, he looked up and his eyes went wide, drinking the glamorous and magical sight that awaited him.

Right in front of Wario, was a gorgeous purple-haired girl with elf-like ears, blue eyes, and a big ponytail that ran down her neck and back wearing a light-blue and white bikini swimsuit. The girl placed a hand on her hip, and smiled at Wario.

"Greetings, I am Shantae." Shantae said, "And today is your lucky day if you found the sun lamp and met a half-genie."

"OH MY GOSH!" Wario was beyond amazed, he could hardly speak. This genie, this girl, was so pretty. And she certainly was right; today was a lucky day for him. And, since she said that she was a genie, that meant he could make his wish a reality. Wario stared at her, his jaw open, and Shantae giggled.

"What is your name?" She asked.

"Wario!" Wario declared.

"Well, Wario. Since you found my lamp, I will grant you a wish, it can be for ANYTHING!"

His mind was full of so many emotions, he may have been this close to hitting the jackpot. Wario could not pass the opportunity up, not with this girl in front of him, and she was giving him a very alluring smile. He had to make the wish, and make it now, his heart was beating and he knew exactly what he wanted.

"I wish for WOMEN!" Wario declared, "Very gorgeous women to party on the beach with, who love me. Women who love Wario! Gorgeous women, such as you, Shantae the Genie!"

Shantae looked at him with surprise, especially as Wario was pointing to her while declaring his wish. Wario's eyes were filled with hearts, he'd never been this mesmerized by a genie before. He watched her, awaiting her answer.

And then, the bikini-clad genie approached Wario and kissed him on the nose, making Wario yelp with amazement.

"Today is your lucky day!" Shantae announced, "You want women, Wario, you want love! You got it! And if your wish involves me as one of those women, I will give you that wish! Tell me, Wario, how many women would you like to have and how gorgeous do you want them to be?"

"As many women as you can give to Wario! Let many of 'em be extremely gorgeous! It's-a Wario Party on the beach, and I'm a number one rich guy! How many? Wario wants more than one or two!"

Shantae giggled; "Here comes your wish, master! Close your eyes!"

The genie snapped her fingers, and Wario closed his eyes. When he opened them, Wario's jaw dropped, seeing how much his wish had been worth it, finding himself surrounded by women, who were all over him, their arms around the money-loving Italian and leaning on him... and Shantae was among them.

This wasn't a dream; this was all real!

Wario fought to keep himself from drooling rabidly, as he looked from Shantae to the other women, gazing upon KOF Kunoichi Mai Shiranui, wearing a bright red thong bikini, Samus Aran, wearing a Zero Suit blue one-piece, Palutena, wearing a white string bikini, Tifa Lockhart, wearing a purple-blue bikini, and Tyris Flare, sorceress Cia, and DOA fighter Kasumi, all sporting gorgeous bikinis.

"It sure is a nice day to hit the beach, isn't it, master?" Mai Shiranui asked in a flirtatious voice, stroking Wario's cheek, and rubbing his arm.

"You're quite handsome." Tifa said to the mustached Italian.

'Oh, mama.' Wario thought, 'That's-a so nice-a!"

"What do you want to do, Wario?" Shantae asked.

He tore off his overalls and shoes, leaving himself in his trunks. Wario stepped forward for all of his beach harem to see, and declared with wide arms; "LET'S-A PARTY!"

And party they did. The first thing they did was a game of volleyball with Wario serving as referee, watching as Shantae and Palutena threw the ball back and forth over the net. Mai Shiranui climbed into the referee chair to kiss Wario, temporarily distracting him, and Samus sat with Wario, co-refereeing the game.

Once the match ended, Wario and his women wrestled in the surf, with Wario making out with Mai Shiranui, who he saw as the most gorgeous of the Wario Women. He was gripping her hips and kissing her hard, when Kasumi pounced on him and kissed Wario just as hard as Mai did.

Then, just for fun, the women buried Wario in the sand with his head visible. He laughed with glee, and his cheeks flushed as Shantae, Mai and Cia kissed him up.

After he got out of the sand, Wario asked Shantae to play some music, and the genie obliged, turning on a radio and snazzy music blared across the beach. Everyone started dancing, and Wario sat back, watching as his beach women danced for him before he danced with Mai Shiranui. And he could not get enough of the kunoichi, especially her voluptuous figure.

"Master!"

Wario yelped with surprise when Shantae stole him from Mai Shiranui, and then, she began dancing with him. Wario grinned, and twirled Shantae around, then he grasped her hips, dipped her over, and kissed her hard on the lips. And then, he whispered in her ear; "I wish for multiple Shantaes..."

Eager to please him, Shantae clicked her fingers, and, before Wario and the other girls knew it, six Shantaes were dancing and surrounding Wario while kissing him all over the face.

A short time later, Wario was laying back on the beach, surrounded by Shantae, her clones, and the other women he'd been partying with. The girls lay their arms around the Wah man, eying him sweetly and a little seductively as Mai Shiranui and Tifa Lockhart licked Wario's cheeks. Wario was smiling with glee, he'd had so much fun today.

Unbeknownst to him and the women, Saiko Bichitaru was watching from the bushes with surprise. And then, she headed off, even as Fishy Boopkins clicked a picture of the scene with a smile.

"You girls make-a Wario happy." Wario said with a grin.

"Did we have fun, master?" Samus asked.

"How do you enjoy being with all of us?" Cia asked.

"I'd like to-a thank Shantae for making this day possible..." Wario remarked.

"Which one of us are you thanking?" The Shantaes asked.

Wario grinned and winked. The first Shantae kissed him, then the other Shantaes kissed him on the lips. Mai Shiranui kissed Wario on the cheek, and before he knew it, Wario was showered in kisses from all sides. He lay back, holding the women close to him, and enjoying the moment until it was over...

The End