I waked up from a dream even though I am in a dream becasue it is stupid to have dreams. I noticed that I wsa naekd on this hot ass ground. I couldnt believe that i took my virntiy with Minx. I new that she has a really big dick but i don't want it in my taco. Also, I knoew that minx left me. Fucking great. Minx is a total slut. I sighed as i put my slutty clothes on: a black dress that shows off my dirty pillows, black stockings, and black boots.(Crasey made this for me and I ain't fucking goth.)

Erica! WUJEVDOHBE! Minx is in trobule! Help ur bitch!

I felt Crasey scwared in my ear. I rolled my eyes as I talked to her, What happened to her? She got her dick stuck on the trees? (Still thinking about Minx's D)

No! Cum outside! She needs your help! The Kings' crew are here!

Oh, no…

I quickly ran and noticed that the people in black clthes is on Minx. I felt liked screaming at him as I hold my pink wand on my back. I notcied that two people have glasses yet their hare were diffrent:brown and red, one of them is short and so a fucking hottie with brown hair, and the last of them is very tall with a green bananana and got a nice ass. Oh my no-god-is-not-real-you-crzy-katicahn-people(yeah, I went there), it was….RED, RUSS, SCOTT, and SNAKE-THE LAST NIGHT CREW...WITHOUT CRY ON IT!

They noticied me and Russ smirked in a nerdy way. "Well, wll, look what Minx got. Little miss slutty gothic Erica." Russ said it slowly.

"Hey, I ain't fucking goth! And you will not hurt my Minx." I replied.

"STFU, Lindsay Lohan! Now you will come with us or we hustroul you!" Scott yelled in angry. However, his voice is very child-like as a 12-years old that made me felt like a prev for liking him. :( And I'm not Lindsay Lohan since I am a bunt toast.

"Fine, give me your best shot." I said pulling out my gun.

Scott did a warior cry while he chase towrad me. I, however, shot him millions of time while he dances as a balleina. To say, Scott is a aweome dancer. Russ was running at me with his gun but He ran in a sudical way pass me.

"Hey, y'all, I put Minx in our-NOOOOOOOO!" Red said, shotting her gun at me. I took out my sword and dodge the bullents. II swing my sword at her yet she dodge my attack and punched my stomach. I fel beckward.

"I'm sorry. But I ain't yer bitch to play w/." Red said with her gun by her side. I pushed her down and put my wand at her face. I smijked, "Now who my bitch now?"

Sudenly, i felt a arm around my neck and a penis on my back. I new it was Snake who was beatheing on my neck. I saw get sleepy and high that I was see raindow. And I fell aslep.

(A/N: It's not over yet)

I flt a hump on my back. I waked up and heard minx's british voice spreaking at me. "HEY, ERICA! WAKE UP!"

"W-W-what?!" I said sacryliy.

"Oh, i glad you okay. Did they herd you bbe?(Yeah, I'm her bbe now *put shades on* deal with it)" Minx said it sweetly.

"Yeah, but I kicked thier asses. Now we here in this unknown cart. To say, where the hell are we going?" I asked.

"To PewdieCry Kingdom" -The Two Lovers! :D- "I couldnt believe that we are metting them in trail. I wish that Uberhaxornova constipated them instead of running away with shit in his pants." Minx mumbled.

"DOn't worry, bby. I will fix this." I said, trying to cum her down.

We stopped in the huge tan castle and we wwe dragged inside to the yellow gold count. We saw a poke face mask and a blonde guy with a bread staring angry at us. It was King Cry and Pewdie! Then, we felt that Phoenix Wright will be in this shit.

Hey, I tgot one! He's here right now, you grofborub!

Wow. I meant the game, not the character of the game. I could see him with Cry and Pewdie. He suppose to be with us. God Dammit! Fuck you, Crasey!(Also if you don't like him being with us, then fuk uff) I saw the jubge from the game on the stand.

"The count is on stand. We here for Minx's trial for being a taitor." -PEWDIEPIE: FUCKING TAITOR!- "Now let me hear y'all shit before i kill myself."

I saw Phoenix Wright stead up and said, "Your honur, my clients/my royals are betayted by this faggot Minx and she needs to be in an excustion."

"YEAH, BECAUSE SHE IS A FUCKING TAITOR! I GAVE YOU A DICK MASSAGE YOU BITCH WITH A DILDO! I ALSO LET YOU SLAP CRYS ASS BECAUSE HIS ASS LOOKEDSO FUCKING NICE!" Pewdiepie yelled while cry try to cum hown down.

"Bbe, lets the best Phoenix Wright do his work." Cry said in his quiet, unreal deep voice.

"Anyway, wheres your shit, minx." The judge said.

Minx steqd and gave them the middle figures. Cry and Pewdie got mad at her. Phoenix was doing a fist pump so he wont flona punch anyone. I know that the she wull go on the excusion so I have a plan.

"Sir!" I yelled, taking my clothes off. "I WILL tqke her place!"

Dude, you're naked! Kawaii!

"Lady, i don't want to heard no more shit since I have a nice long bread as dumbledore. I got my deswion and it is Minx's pay of her sudce." the judge said in angry.

"Dumb, YOUR HONUR! I AM SAYING I WILL DO IT SICE I \'M A WITCH LIKE SNAPE MINX!" I protested.

"OBJECTION!" I heard Phoenix yelled. "You can't just 5 in that! Plus, its not your trial to do that!"

"OBJECTION!" Suddenly, a invisible camera turned to me. "I do whatever i wunt! I am a witch! I got a wand!" I put it out from my ass.

"OBJECTION! That's bullshit!"

"Fuck you! Kiss my ass!" I showed Phoenix my ass and slaped it.

"Hold It!" The camera went to Cry who is steading up. He chuclked. "Sorry, I want to say that. But nice ass thoug."

We kepy augring like babies while the cword were staring at us like 'what-the-fuck-is-this' look. I shot my wand at Phoenix since he is pissing me off. The judge hit his baby bottle to the stead.

"Order! Order! Seriously, shut the fuck up." he said and we STFU. "Okay, i have enough with this bullshit. As for my state, I clamed by this naked woman-" -Erica: Erica Lush Prince'less Raven Hunter- "Erica Whatever-the-fuck-the-random-names-which-made-no-sense for the replacement for Severus Minx. We learned that she is really a Witch(Crasey: She is :) ) and she will live with Cry and Pewdie's mansion. Also, Phoenix?"

"Yes, judge?" Phoenix asked nervously.

"You are a dumb motherfucker. And for that, I will give you homework: An all of math problems and books for dumbasses." the judge said.

"Shit, it is a lot of homework." Phoenix mumbled.

"Well, count is now finsih. GTFO of my count."

A/N: Lol I made Phoenix Wright in this shit