I walked oval to them. "Y are you hear?" I asked.
"Erica… we got shit to kill…" Cry said in his badass voice. Then he poor on his sturred shades on.
We walked in the ship while we ride out in the ky. I toke my wepons away sine the maids are funking lozerz. They told me that minx and krism where in TROLLble and was kindnapped by wizwardz. My visins were right! Then they told me to fuxk off. Crasey left me again since she finally told me that she scared of flihts. I ant Flosted Flakes with milk even though Cry put his penis in it.(Hes a fucking bitch for that) I sat next to Scott who was cossing his arms and Snake who's still naked. Then Scott snap.
"Hey, don't shit next to her, you betraytal fuck!" he yeled angrily.
"SHut up, you chlidish monk!" Snkae gave him the middle figure.
"I will kill you!" Scott jumped on Snake so fucking manily in his child-size rollied and cut each other with their swords. I rolled my eyes becuase I don't like guyz fighting over me. Like… stop fighting and fucking think about ur friendship. Suddenly, Russ cam4 in the room.
"Woof that brick!" He barked.
I got enoughed. "Stop it!" I screamed. Den I cried. "I'm not fucking that hot! I'm just a kid!"(I'm nipple-teen years old)
"Gurl, its okay. I think you kawa-" I stopped Ziegsy sentnce and old her to leave me alone. I ran crazily to my room as Cry and Pewdz got 'the dauq?1' on their feces. All fo the maids stared at me. I gave themm all of my middle figure. I went to the dark room and loked the door. I listened to dumbstep while drink Blood adic (it kills withes). I wanted to die and let the readers who are reading this happy(expect to someone who likes this story) However, I was stopped.
"ERICA, DONG HURT YOUSELF" It were… Mariza and Chey1111
"The hell did you in here? I dot you hate me." I said.
"I knida do, and I just want you to dont die on my fablous terrorry. ITZ MY BABY!" Chey yelled.
"F u and ur terrory." I mummbled.
Chey rolled her eyes and Mariza sat next to me. She has beautiful organe hair and nice coco eyes when she stared at me(I fished i was like her.) You culd see her nose ring. "Erica, non essere un po ' di merda(don't be a little shit)(c, i got the real itlantion words from goggle. You will thax me later, maybe). We hae some ups and downs like i did. My parents were propsed by the some ghost named Sam Pepper since I was nineten. I killed my mom and father scine they're little preppy fuckerz, raped my beloved Jenna Marbles. But now I am with my ture luv, Felix I-don't-know-how-to-say-his-whole-name-but-fuck-it." She said, smiling.(I now leaned she's bi)
"Kawaii! Feliza 5-ever!" I said happily.
"Cryenne 5-ever, biches!" Chey got jelly.
"STBU, Chey!" we said, rolling our eyes.
We talked to eddother. I was geting a long whip them. Maybe Scotty was wipe, they supposioned got a hedach that night. Then they started to got some conncetion from them as they glassed into my eyes. Their luv was cuming. I was turing as Hottie! (fuck u, Crasey and the author)
HEY, I WAS TAKING A CHICKA, YOU WEIRD AMERTUE!
Me: Well, I sometimes think I'm a Mary Sue...
SHUT UP, YOU NO-CHARACTER TIPTON!11
Anyway… I felt very unconfortable. "Are you going to fuck me?" I asked.
Chey fapped Mariza and herself. They went back to reality(i meant dream). "Oh shit, we better goat. Our husbands need us." Then they ran. Suddenly, Pink got in here.
"Erica!" she yelled.
"Pink! Y are we yelling?!" I yelled back.
"Snoop! Cum on erica something is very mess up!" She grassed my hand and quickly we ran. We were at the hall of control/leder room. I united with the Snake, Scott, Russ, and Ziegsy again.
"What?" I asked with curious. They huzhed me. I leaned to the door and heard Cry, Pewdz, Mariza, and Chey voices.
"Du kåta enkel skiter! Hur ska du göra det här till oss, du anus fuckers(You horny simple shits! How will you do this to us, you anus fuckers)(google suckz at the end -_-)" Pewdz cursed in Sweepish.
"Stop talking about how you want to see my boobies, Pewdiepie!" Chey shouted angily at Pewdie(A/N: She don't know what he said XD) "Some of our genaers are killed by the wizwards. AND DARK LORD WILL KILLED THE CITY IF WE DIED HERE! WE SUX NOW111"
"I grased with Chey. We're sux and we need a better leader to help us to resuce Minx and Krism." Mariza agrred.
"I know and I want to be a sexy king for PewdieCry Kingdom." Pewdz said.
"I know who will help in this battle." Cry smirked. "And it is... ERICA LUSH PRINCE'LESS RAVEN HUNTER!"
We all gasped.