Warning: This chapter is very scray and teffing for some reders. Viewer Discrustion Exvistion.
I gasped in shocked as my heart shaped into a ballon. Pink and Ziegs went over te me and checked on meh. I was gooing to fat. My eyes where red whites like blood of ice cream(Mmmm...ice cream :) ) I hag a vision again of Minx and krism cut dumbludore's dick off and feed it to the Magical Magic creamtures.
"ERYCA, R U OKEY?!" Ziegs shouted at me.
"What happened?" Pynk abbed.
I got up and paned. "I-I-I d-d-dont k-k-know. I t-t-think i-i-in s-s-sh-shocked." I shivled.(I DIDNT G3T AN OGASM~~!)
Ye, u did ~_~
"Bbe, u need to cum down." Scott hugged me sexily.
"Bbe can I hug y-." Snake smirked.
"U SHALL NOT PASS!" Scott did his sexy Gandalf pose! I did my Pewdickpie face.
Then they fought again. They took eddother clothes and folded themshelves. They punched and killed 2gether. Russ was nudged with his figires. "Dye to the death!" He did his comeback punch on the air.(It hit Crasey)
Hay, u fish! I will killed u!
SUddenly, Cry/Ryna, Felix/Pudics, Mariza, and Chey came outside. Chey wore a yellow shirt that saids 'Fall Boys ROX! IF YOU DON"T KNOW FALL BOYS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF IT!' and black pants and brown boots. Mariza wore a pink dress with her pink salsa heels. Cry wore a blue BSB shirt(He luv da backstreet boys by the wave. if you don't know that bc u mastuarted to his fahking frank deep voice get the fuck out of here), light blue cut up pants, and white Nick shoes. Pewds finally got brofest shirt that has a 'P' on it, white pants, and brown plane shoes. They seemed berry mad at us.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MUFFIN FUCKERZ!" Cry cused at us.
"What are you doing, you masked cup." Russ switched into his badass mod. Dats why i lick him. :)
Cry sighed in annoying voice. Chey and Mariza croosed their arms with sassy. "Why you will do such a thing peeking on us, you pervert mercedes?" Mariza said.
"U chose me to be ur leder, didn't y'all?!" I asked angrily.
"Yea! We did!" Chey roared. "And you the only one to salad ur lesbo Minx and her wife Krism from those loserz who kidnapped them." AND RAPING THEM Pewdie whispered to us.
"Yeah so, i will not help u since y'all fucking prepz but I only do it alone to save my gf and her wife." I said angrily.
"ERRRIIICAAA…" Ziegs whined in my ear.
"Butt i have a big daddy dick…" Cry coaxed me.
He didn't tried it so well(expected to the fangurlz who have crasey- geetik because Crasey meant crazy- homorases). I ignored his persued ways to get to me even for my vagrina. Pewds got in front of me, shaking me crazily.
"ERICA, U GOT TO LET US HELP U! MINX IS GOING TO BE KILL INCLUNG KRISM! YOU WASTED BITCHE!" Pewds screamed but cried to me. I felt something and it's not a boner guyz. I new that i was begin a bitch and i will supposed die if i go over their. SO I finally agreased. They all hugged me then went to their buinesses.
"GJ, Erica. Now I'm going to be the badass." Snake said, doing the 'Bitch, u will be rekt with these prepz' dance out of the door.
Then I cried for no reason bc I'm retarded.
BITSH, UR NOT EATARED! AND I'M MAKING ORIONS!
Pink, Russ, and Scott came over to me. "Erica, what's wrong?" Russ asked me sweetly.
"I'm tired…" I whiped the blud tears out of my face.
"Oh, I dot ur sad about those prepz…" Pink chuckled.
"Kinda…" I looked away.
"Dont worry bbe. I will kill dem be4 they new." Scott smiled dishly.
"I can fucking hear you, jackass!" Cry shouted from the other room.(He has grape hearing powerz. Yay!)
During hurs of sleeping, I woke up from my pink bed. I put some pink Cupcake shirt, blue pants, and nice white shoes. I put my hair into a hot phonytail. I walked out of the room with coofee what the maidz gave me. I noticed that Nose the SupGuy was mustasting to my pics of me wearing a black binki while Piggeh was watching. They saw me and clothed the door. I went to the hobby and saw the crew again.
(I will not tell you how they dressed this time)
"Hey, ready for some saving." Scott crossed his arms, leaning against the wall. He was wearing a green hoodie(He took it from Cry;s rom)
"Ready as daddy." I smiled at him. He smiled back. Cry and pewds were laughing like some dying troolz.(expected pewds snored like a pig which i think it's cute) I gasped. It were MARKIPLIER!
"Fuck…!" I murmured.
They ew me and jumped with THEIR ZIOPER UPZIPED! Mark srimked with lust in his mouth.
"YOU SNAKY BRECH!" Pewds shouted at me.
"Watever, when we will get there?" I aksed.
"Now…" Cry poored on his shades once a agin.(Lol cry acts like a bagass)
It was a huge castle that called HAHwarts. It located in England since Crasey pooped it from SCOTTland(Geetik). The crew relofed their weapons. I did mines, away from Markilper. We stopped in the air while other wizards came. We were abut to do Call of Duty. Then, we walked out killing all of the wizards. Professior McGoggleEyes came in the hall.
"You monsterious mericondes." she yelled. "Impurise!"
"SATAN LONDON!" I shooted at her. I put her in flames as she ran around crazily.
Then dumblord fought with Pewds…
"Barrels!" Dumbledore pointing his womb at hi.
"MY ANACONDA DONT!" Pewds sang and dumbledore screamed in terifering.
DA LAST NIGHT CREW WITH CHEY AND MARIZA fought against the wizard with black shirts and cut up black jeans. They were winning because they are so fucking badass. Ziegs were fighting Hermione who has Magical Powderful Magic Swords. They were full of blood as I walked by with the invistible cocak with Cry. He was staring at my butt so i slapped him. However, Cry's mask was cooking. I gasped. He has bleu eyes and pale skin. His lipz were so pinky like my favorite color. I finally saw his f-a-c-e(and i didn't want to say the word becuase you will be pan by this PANSEXUAL). I got out the cocak and saw… Dargo and his friendz with cry's mask!11122
Cry got mad. "No… one… touches… my fucking mask…" He growled.
"Muggle, you aint going to do SSSSHHHIIT! YOU AINT GOING TO DO SHHHHIIIIITTTT! Yeah, you can't do shit. You-" Cry killed Draco and his friends with his angry fist. (and tht's why you don't fuck with his mask)
Finally, we faced Harry. He laughed veily "You cum? Good for u."
"Wheres Minx and Krism?!" I snapped.
"As being my luver." He smriked.
"Because Minx is intersex and married to Krism doesn't mean you have to fucking kidnapped them." AND RAPED THEM all of them whispered to me.
kill harry pooper! Now! AJWDNI!
I shot my wand at him as they stared to fight. Then Severous Snape came in the room. "What is going on here?" he said with his high eyes. But Harry actually killed him.
"SENPAI! NO!" Then the shot of a rrow from somewhere. It was not me. It were… Minx and Krism. I made out with Minx while Krism got jelly.
"How the fuck did you get out?" Cry and Pewds both said 2gether.
"We went from the Magic of Magical Cute creatures." we both said.
Suddenly, Vodment came in the room.
"Crew, I will fucking kill-"
"WE DON'T CARE22221" Pewds screamed at him and Vodment cried as a baby. And a vampire grabbed him. He has brown hare and red eyes. He also have pale skin. He wore a black shirt 'Twilight Took My Virginity', black pants, and black shooes. He wears a vampire pedobear with fangs that has blood.
It was Ken111