*Cry's voice* On the last chapter…

"Erica" she said it golfically. "I killed ur girlfriend."

*Cry's voice* Now we're contuice.

"U fucking bitch!" I hissed. I felt angry in my veinz. My tearz steamed down my fece. I bowled up a fistz as I jumped like a grazzhupper. I was on top uf tina. (Not like that u pervz) She suggled to get out of me.

"You Wiz Khalifa fuck." Yamimash said, waking his ass to me. I pointed my gun at him. He shited on himself. "Dont let me shovled this gun staight in your fucking ass!" I demaned.

I looked back Tina's brown eyes. "Why you killed my gf you piece of sit!?" I assed angrily.

"Because Dark Lord told meh tokd!1!1!" She SHRIERKED

My body was flaniting like theres no blud in me. I dropped to the ground, feling darkness in me. I had a vision of Minx touching butts with a horse. Also, i felt the cave of blood. I started to grow fangs. Tina was above me, holding a steak. Is I'm…. A VAMPOWDER!11

Yes erica u r

Cry's Pov

I watched Erica was downed by the gothic woman and a guy who looked just like… Yamimash. Or maybe it's Yamimash?! Then the woman was going to kill Erica. Even though I want her to die since she's a grill :](Still my smiling face is sooo fucking sexy), I felt something i never got before.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" everyone including I yelled. However, Russ was sitting there talking to the turtles.(HE'S THE TURTLE KING). I got mad at him.

"Russ, you gotta see this!" I told him.

I don't wanna. I'm taking a selfie." Russ whined sassily.

"LOOK AT THIS!"

"I said I don't- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed, seeing the image. Russ cried on Red's ass. "Russ, my ass is not your senpai!"

"Guys, stop with the bullshit! We gotta help Erica! Now!" Krism and Ziesg demanded.

"You right, Krism and Ziegsy. SHE'S PART OF THE BARRRRRRELLLLLSS!" Pewds shouted.

"Dude, shut the fuck up." Chey said angrily. She was having a headache so I don't want to fuck with her. Plus, I don't like her anyway even how she treated pewds like a dick.(And yes, pewdiecry is FUCKING REAL Me:PEWDIECRY SMU- SHUT THE FUCK UP)

"Are you sure? They're vampires!" Mariza shrieked.

"Don't worry, Mariza. I'm Link." Snake said, wearing Link's clothes. (He took his clothes so he would look like a badass- and got a nice ass)

"I'm a Dark Souls exp-"

"No one gives a fuck!" Snake cut Scott off. Scott gave him the middle figure.

"I will help you guys. For Erica!" Ken agreed. I fucking love my senpai! 3

We pulled out weapons as I secretly pretended to touched my own nice pancake ass.(I sometimes want to make a butt marizage out of it)I was doing magic even though they don't know it. I called Markiplier who went to the Pans and Bis Bar. He was cuming over. Also, winter was cuming too. We ran outside like we're on Dragon Ball Z.(I'm a fan of the show. If you don't know who it is, then GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!) We wore out hoodies(expected for Scott bc that nugget took my hoodie so i squeezed his thick elephant thighs- actually, he had no ass at all). We sang the Lion King song.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH SOWHENYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MAMABEATSSEBABAAAAHH!" (A/N: I don't own the lyrics XD)

*Cry's voice* Back to Erica's POV… BSB ROXS AND ERICAS NOT! CRASEY RULZ1!1

I herd the mating sounds beside me. I loooked over and grasped. The crew were ding those weird ocshipic soundz. I looked at tina who was suggling the steak even though im not hungry. "So you trying to kill a fucking witch with dat fucking botiful steak? You got to be motherfuking returded u gothic fuck. I only die wen some1 says penis five fucking times." I said angrily.

Pingas, Pingas, Pingas, Pingas, Pingas

Knot dat word, dumdass! I dot to her.

I used my high jump on her wen i was in hugh skool.(i waz a cheeseleader) I got on my fet, got my sword agian. I was with the crew again. Cry was smiling at me.

"Ned our help with somefhing dat u cant helder, hue erica?" He laughed.

"Fuck you." I muffined.

We fought against them as Yamimash said. "Fuck you, Wiz Khalifaz!" There were more vampire golfs just like Tina. We were fucking them up since we talked about how usless they are.(no offensive, gothic readers) Then Ken was fighting Tina since they were both powderful vamps. She was flirting with him wen shes having a man-cucumber in her miniskirt. Ken gave 'gurl-u-r-weird' look. Mark came in like Snata Clause, drunk.

"I am going to tear your tits off in bowl of blod, pupjibms!" Mark yelled at them.

"We're not pup-"

"FUCK YOU! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!" He gave Tina his winer. Then the nurse came in from the hopsial.

"Hey, there's not fighting or yelling ON this-"

"STFU, NURSE!"

Then I new that Yamimash was staring at him with red eyes of shallow. He mouthed 'Mark' like he new him be4. Mark sew him tooo. His eyes was full of sadness yet angry scine he still drunk. But they looked away from each other.

"ERICA, THAT BITCH IS GOING TO KILL YOU!" Pewds yelled, doing his hamster face.

Tina used pentagram powerz w/h her womb wen i use impurise on her to stand still.(But hey...SHES FUCKING ENBOY!) SHe was flowing with black glowing. She was aiming on me. I was scared to move. "Erica, no!" I head Ziegsy creamed at me. She pushed me away in slo mothin. Then the black zapped her in the heart. SHe cried as she fall downward but died at the end. I cried sadly.

"You fucking bitch! You killed my friend!" I cried angrily, but I was pulled away from Krism and Mariza.(Chey don't wat to touch me)

Crys crew ran with ther guns whle the other golfic peeple ran away with their black boomsticks. Tina and Yamimash broomsticks were stolen. They pointed the gunz at them.

"RAISE YOUR HANDZ IN THE AIR! WAVE DEM LIKE U JUST DON'T CARE!" Russ shouted at them. They did as he said. Mark still loooked Yamimash with a shook of his head. The crew arrasted him. "You are uber arrast for murdering and starting descrustion."

Ken held me like a baby as his bread conforted me. Two of my favitor people are died. I am so deprezzzed. I cried a lot.

RIP ZIEGSY AND MINX! ALSO BSB ROXS!