A/N: hi, i'm back from Florida. I had a good time with Raven and finally I am here in my home. Please review this chapter for Raven and me. She gave some ideas from there. Also, Elsa can you give back my sweater?
I woke up from my bed. Winter was still cuming. i was earing a black nitegrown that has Jeff da Killer face on there. Russ was laying beside me. He took his shirt off so we culd screw. Tina and bloody Potato are best friends to me now.(they leanred that Im vampire so yeah SATAN IS OUR GOD! GOD BLESS OUR SATAN!) My friends didn't mess with them anymore and loved dem. I felt deprezzed so I didn't want to have s3x with him. I got a vision of Mint and Ziegsy were full of blood, looking like gothic Bloody Mary. Russ hugged me smexily. You culd feel his sex abs.(gettik because he is a sexy motherfucker)
"Hey, wats rong?" Russ said sweeply.
"I got a vision of Ziegsy and Minx. They were ded and its all my fart!" I cried sudicaly.
"No its not! Ziegs saved you and Minx was killed by those golf people." russ conforted me.
"YES, IT IS! They died becuase of me! They are in love with me! Also theres everyone else! Scott is in love with me, Snake is in love with me, Cry and Pewds flirt with me, Chey and Mariza like me, Markilpier loes me, Pink and you are in love with me, and Krism and Ken stare at me deeply!" I yelled angrily, getting out of my bed. "WHY THE CREATOR OF THIS DREAM MADE ME BEAUTIFUL!? WHY I JUST BE UGLY LIKE THOSE PREPS!? WHY CAN'T I BE NORMAL?!"
Because ur a jackass. Any mor questions? cryCat
I ran out of my room. Russ tried to stop me, but I ignored him. I ran to the other room. I closed the door, crying hardly to my shelf. I played with my pink gutair, singing my own song 'Bled me in the pee pee hole'.
'Take me to the deaths
So I will be in the bottom of the earth
The darkness will be our guidance of faith
Let's bleed with each other for our lives
Bled me in the pee pee hole!' (A/N: Please tell me that the lyrics are good)
"Damn, my vampire sista! You sang so kawaii." I saw a person weaking a skull jacket, covering its face, a black miniskirt that has the word bitch, black fishnets, and black leather hoots. They zipped their jacket n it waz….TINA!
"I dot you ran to marz to kill Wiz Khalfaz with " I said.
"I was cutting my aists with a dog." Tina moaned sadly. "Eeryone over there is falling in love with me."
"No shit for you, lucky prefecto bitch." I chuckled.
"Fuck you… Cry waz trying to rape me with his coclk. He is such a fucking pedo!" Tina snapped. She's rite tho. Cry took pics of nude Youtuberz and mastubated over dem. They were hot peepz. "Dats why i try to kill my shelf so I will live a better life."
"Why?" I gasped in African.
All of the sudden, she started to cry blood. She drink her blod from her aists. "Wen I waz nien, my parentz were vampires and witches. They taught me how to survive from vampire slayers and werewolves. They were so fucking badass with those skills. Until they were killed by Buffet da vampire slayer. I lived with fucking Wiz Khalfaz at the orangeage. I waz raped and beaten by duckz. I wished that I wuld kill myself until I met Bloody Potato. He is so fucking hot and gofik. He made me feel happy and I am glad to be with him." Tina explained.
I patted on her mixed back(shes half-white and half-blanco). She stared at me. It was full of saddness and angry. I smiled at her. Den we heard the dore opened. We looked and gasped. it waz a man and woman in front of us. The man has black and red soup. He has brown hair with red streaks and blue eyes. The woman looked like the one on the fanfic pic above.
IT WAZ… LADY HEART AND MAYOR RONALD(A/N: Raven this is us)111!
"Are y'all going to have sex, you lesbian nitwitz!?" Mayor Ronald yelided.
"FUCK NO!" Tina and I ewwed. (Tina and I are bisexual and two years apart- 19(me) and 17(tina). We don't like each other like that)
Lady Heart frowned at him. "Brother, remember wat you had been told…" she mumbled.
"Oh, yeah! King Dickhead and Pudes wants you outside now!" Ron and Lady turned around. "And keep your clothes on you horny falcons!" He laughed evily, leaving with his sister.
We hissed angrily, feeling the need of blood. However, there were maids cleaning around here so we left the Mayor alone. I adputly changed my clothes into black shirt with a skull, black pants, and black shoes. I put on my weapons and my wand. I put my hand into a ponytails. Tina moaned in pleasure. "Hell yeah bitch! You look kawaii!" Tina climaxed in deprezzed.
"Thaxz." I said sadly.
We ran outside and saw my friends. Cry and Poops came over to us. "What the fuck is going on?" I asked. "Vampires…." Cry said.
"CUM THE CAMPIRES1!1" Russ warned
LOOK ADOVE, ERICA! crySuperz.
We saw vampires flew over the kingdom. everyone ran as they screamed. The khristans screamed like gilz. One vampire dopped over the lawn. He has brown hair and light brown eyes. He has black jacket with his blue shit and black pants(exactly like Edward Cullen from Twilight). It waz….. Edward Cullen!11!