We gasped sexily as Ken fangired over him. Edward stared at us. It was full of evilness and saddness. Tina and I calm down. Cry and Chewyene were forwned because he is connected to Satan.(they hate him because theyre khristanz and eggward is a Satanist) Lady Heart held her big brother's hand since she was sracy! (She's 17 amd Ron is 25!) Crasey waz there because she has some bullshit to do.

"WHO R U, YOU MONSTEROUS FOOL!" MARIZA SHOOTED ANGRILY WHILE PEWDS CRAPPED BECAUSE EDWARD LOOKED SO HOT!

"Shut the fuck up, you foolish mortals!" Edward snapped then looked at us sexily. "Ur anus, Minx n Bloody Potato is in Bella!"

Tina gasped in Spanish like I did. "OMNG, we have to find dem!" I and Tina cried scarily.

Cry stared at us meanly though his glasses.( He doesn't have his mask now because deze not any bitchez to have sex with and he doesn't have a hedache) "Find Minx? I don't give a fuck about her111 She is nothing but a snacky bitch! She disrepects the rulez of PewdieCry Kingdom and fucking RUINS CIMMAMONDIECRINX FANFICS1 Especially you, Erica Lush Prince'less Raven Hunter!"

I got mad at him. Lady Heart cum over between us. "Hey, no more bullshit a'ight? You have to save ur girlfriend, Minx, M'lady!" she yelled at me.

"How do you no shes my gf!" I snapped then gasped.

"Because I culd feel ur feelingz about her! I am lost angel!" she snapped back. "And u need to fight back to find ur luv! I will help u!"

She magically bought out a pink sword and shield and gave it to me. She bow to me. "U have to fight and stop being a bitch, k?"

I smelled cheekily at her and Lady Heart did too. Teh…..Mayor Ron ran past us111 He got a paper magical magic fire map1 He stared at us and nodded like he motioned us. "CUM HERE1!1" He shouted angrily. Then we did. Edward left in asses like the other vampires.

We ran and ran in town where everyone waz staring at us who wore preppy clothes and Wiz Khalfa stuff. Meh, Tian, Snkae, Skott, Pick and Rugs gave dem the middle figure. Wen Ron stopped in the abadan chuch which it waz a athist chuch, he opened the door. "In hear, u slow pokes!" he said.

We went inside and pants as Ron closed the dore. Mariza and Pewds stared at the old chruch. It waz full of celebities lyke Karty Perry and Avril Lavigne. Tina waz moaned sexly because she hate theze celebities!

"I h8 Avril Lavigne n BSB! They fucking sux!" Tina ejectioned meanly. "I think GC are so fucking hot and I always wear their GC clothes from Hot Top-"

"NOBODY CARE1111" Russ n Krism groaned, cuming in anonnyance. They r the only friend to still hate her which I really don't care.

Tina rolled her eyes then cried. She pull out a cerclage and smoked it. She put out her gun and wand. "I think church is a trap…"

Scotts heels clucked on the wooden floor as he cum over to Tina. "U dont no dat!" he yelled in a 5 year old voice.

"I do and I have vamperical vision! Time for sum action…" She wooed her wand sexily. "CURIUS!" She yelled, pointing at her womb. Flarms appeared and it waz…. BELLA SWAN TOURTORING MINX AND BLOODY POTATO! She peeled her head then it waz really… VOLDEMENT11!

"YOU FUCKING WIZ KHALIFA!" Tina shouted angrily.

Voldement laffed evily. "Now thou find thy beloved, thee must kill the kings. If thou fail, I kill thee and thy pacific kingdom." (A/N: I have to use Yahoo for that shit. Tell me if that's good)

"No, I will not kill the kings!" I bedded.

"Thou art refuse, I kill thee for power and thy soulz!" Voldement cockled. (gettik because his voice sounds like he has a dick in his throat) He put out his wand and zapped at us. "ADAWAKDA!" he shoted.

I pulled Cry and Puds out of the way! Mariza screamed as she cri. Chewy was eating popcorn like a bitch. Den his army cum out of the blue. They were wearing a black grown like Voldement. He stood up with his black heels.

"Now thee will die…" he said.

We fought the army with our wands(and the sword and shild dat Lady Heart gave us) Snake uses his nifes to stink the enemies as his finacee use his Dark Souls skills. Pink and Russ were beat them up for us. Lady Heart n Krism were happening Minx and Blody Potato. They were all deafted. Voldement didn't gae up.

"Yet thou defeat thy army, thee won't win. I am stronger and sexy like hairy…." Voldement said.

"Bark Lord, u r uggggggllly!" Pewds confested.

"I may be ugly nor gay, but…. I'M BEING FABULOUSSS!111" Voldement yelled.

"So… u r dark lord…?" Cry asked in the most afraid voice.

"No, as long as thee being jackasses and dunberwands… the dark lord will kill ye!" Voldement's broomstrik flew sexily and he went in it. He went away.

Suddenly, I began to faint. Every1 gasped and toward me. "MY BELuv, wake up!" Minx cri…

Sumhow I was in the darkness. Crasey faced the oppsite away from me. I culd move so I was in the stand still. "Yo, bitch! What is going on!?" I asked. Crasey didnt asnwer. She started to laugh eerirly and preppy.

"Erica, u r going to dye soon…" she giggled.

"Y…?" I roared.

Crasey faced me. SHe was wearing a black dress with red conests on it, black fishnets, and black heals. "U will see…"

I gasped as the floor break. I fell in red blood, seeing a something in it. It has a blue dress, black top hat, and blue booths. It waz… Ziegsy!111