"Hey Kenny, did you hear the new girl is Kyle's sister." Cartman said.
"What? Kyle has a sister?" Kenny asked.
"Yes, apparently Jews are so greedy they sell their daughters into slavery for money." Cartman said, I was asleep through this, I was dreaming about tomorrow, and if Kendra knew I was a girl, then I snapped awake.
"Fuck." I say.
"What's wrong?" Stan asks.
"Oh. Uh. Nothing. I'm fine." I suck at lying.
"Kyle, what's wrong." Stan said. I wonder if he likes me. If I should, tell him.
"Kyle!" Stan yelled.
"What!" I said.
"You keep spacing out, its not like you, now tell me, what is wrong." Stan said firmly.
I sighed, "You obviously won't stop bothering me unless I tell you, but, as much as I really want to I can't so I won't"
"Why can't you?" Stan asked.
"Because he's realized his love for you and doesn't want you to know!" Cartman said, dammit I hate him so much.
"That's not it!" I yell, blushing furiously.
"You know your a bad liar Kyle." Cartman said. I left and went to my locker, there is no way Cartman is ruining my chances with Stan.