"Kyle, can we have sex." Wendy asked, this shocked me, it's obvious she broke up with Stan this time.
"WHAT!" I said, weird, it sounded like someone said it with me.
"Can we have sex, we have seen each other a lot after school when Stan was with me, but now I realize I never loved him I loved you!" Wendy said, as if all that would make everything okay.
"Okay, look, I'm too stressed too think straight about this, so maybe another time." I said.
"What are you stressed about?" She said.
"I found out I have a sister, and she's coming to school tomorrow, I'm worried about what Cartman will do." I confessed.
"Oh. That makes sense. Well here's my number, bye!" She said, I think it took Stan two years of being her boyfriend to get here number, then I heard something.
"You traitor!" Someone yelled, wait, that. That was Stan.
