A/N: Sorry for the LOOOng wait. I was busy with school and I hate it. But I am reading books- which the chapter would be a little better- and I was so happy that I saw Unfriended. It was so cool! If you don't like Unfriended, then I don't blame you. :D And Alex, plz don't tell mom that I smoke weed. I will buy you a donut and I love you. Please ;-;

Wen I went to the Mt. Heap chuch, I sew everyone was in the the wedding for SNund. CHey was wearing a short red dress, red fishnets, black boots, and has her hair into a blonde as Paris Hilton. (SHe looks like a slut) Mariza was wearing a Daddy T-shirt, black pants, black heels, and a cross necklease around her neck. I hissed at it because I'm a vampoder. Russ was wearing a black soup that has the hero pin that I pour on him. Pink(now she is Yellow since she has blode hair now. Gdi) was wearing a red dress, black fishnets, red boots, and hair pin-up weirdly. Minx, Krism, and Ken was wearing some black shirt that says 'Being Gay or Bi is awesome', blue jeans, and black shoes. Scott and Snake were wearuing a black suits and black rose since they're atheists. They're so fucking hotties! I went to tell Chey and Mariza about the problem but they told me to fuck off. I got an election wen they kissed. And everyone pooped since it was so sexy. We drank beer and smoke weed. Then we partied with Ke$ha. Preps don't no who Ke$ha is so we all gave them the middle finger. Then she started to sing 'Tik Tok'.

'Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh' (A/N: I don't own this lyrics)

"OMS, Ke$ha is such a hottie." I exclaimed.

"Ikr, she's so kawaii!" Yellow orgasmed.

KAWAIIIII11! :3 (And Creasy is back. Yay,)

Minx was staring down at the floor. I didn't noticed it since Ke$sha's attractive, tradition voice came into my heart. But I saw her tears streaming down on the floor. I quickly came to her. "Hey, she is not much of a hottie. You're way hotter than her."

"Really, bbe?" Minx asked, hugging me protectively.

"Yeah..." I kissed her on the cheek. Minx smiled at me as we made out some more. Creasy made the lights above us as I heard her awing about us. Everyone was staring including our friends and clapping for us like we're some cliché couple. However... Cry came in the room with his angry face. His hedache got very badly. (You kould see it by a vien on his forehead)

He screamed, "STOP THIS RIGHT NOW, YOU DISGUSTING COCKALORUMS!"

Everyone bowed to him but I didn't. I hate preps like him and it's his fart for trying to make a s3x tape of me that I conspiracted. And Pewds was with him, naked. I rolled my eyes as they came to me. I new that they love me but I don't love dem. I kould see Cry's tears(lol) on his face. "Erica, we need ur help. Im sorry for wat we did. Our wives is in danger." Cry cried (XD).

"So you fucking raped me and tried to fucking taped me then you want to fucking apozisre. Go fuck urself and eat out ur 12 year old wife." I said.

Everyone gasped. But I ignored dem.

But the maid came in the chuch and said, "My major titties!"

"Yes, my maid?" Cry and Pewds said.

"Two gusts are here for a meeting about Park Lord." she expalined.

We quickly ran to the the Great Hall, lefting people partying. We stopped and we gasped. It were... TOBUSCUS AND BRIAN!

"Fuck you brian!"