Dear Authors,
I want to formally inquire you writer's or novels and such reading pleasures, please stop making me an awesome ninja. I am merely master Bruce's butler and might I say an old man. You must not remember that, Bruce is THE Batman. Have you ever seen me try and sneak up on him? Why I would probably drop the tea, soup, yogurt, steak, French fries, bacon, eggs, salsa and numerous other food items you authors make me out of whip out of no where. I am getting tired of having more energy than master Bruce as well I very well can stay up late but I can't pull an all nighter.
Thank you for letting me voice my concerns
Alfred.
Okay okay he's done. You guys seriously NEED to stop this stuff I don't know when Alfred will strike next with is tray of wonderful food! It's driving me to insanity!
It's okay Bruce just calm down.
I can't calm down! He is better than me at disappearing! Since when did that happen? I am the Batman! The terror of Gotham!
Bruce you need to come out from under my bed.
No Dick! He'll find us any second!
It's just Alfred, Bruce!
Hello Master Bruce.
He's under the bed with me!
How did he get in here?
Run save yourself Richard!
From Alfred, Dick and Bruce.
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