"Stan! What happened!" Sharon said a little too loud.
"What? What happened to Stan?" Randy said, then looked at Stan.
"Oh my god, what happened to your face?" Randy asked.
"Nothing, I just, tripped and fell, really bad." Stan said.
"Okay, be more careful next time, I'll go tell Shelly not to beat you up." Randy said, Sharon believed Stan too!
Once we were out of earshot I said, "Dude, how stupid are your parents?"
"My dad, really stupid, my mom, she just doesn't care if I tell the truth." Stan said.
"Oh, and Shelly still beats you up?" I asked.
"Yeah, I was hoping she'd move out, she's old enough but, she won't." Stan said.
"So what are we gonna do?" I asked.
"We could, talk, I dunno." Stan said.
"Okay, talk about what?" I asked.
"What you said earlier." He said.