"I want to talk about what you said earlier." Stan said.
"W-what did I say earlier?" I asked, oh shit. Did I say, what I think I said?
"You said you loved me." Stan said, oh, I'm fucked.
"Yeah, I did." I said.
"Well, do you wanna go out?" Stan asked, I was not expecting that.
"Y-yeah." I said YAY! He asked me, should I tell him I'm a girl, maybe later.
Stan's POV Okay, did I just ask him out, and did he seriously say yes. If I knew he liked me, I never would have dated Wendy, and we wouldn't have kicked the crap out of each other. Tomorrow I'm gonna flip Wendy off and call her a bitch.
Kyle's POV "I should probably go home now." I said.
"Oh yeah, your sister's coming to school tomorrow, so bye." Stan said.
When I got home my mom didn't see my face, thank God.
"Kyle where were you!" Sheila yelled.
"Out," I said.
"Go to your room, which you'll be sharing with your sister." Sheila said.
"Wait, why do I have to share with her?" I asked, we have a perfectly good attic.
"BECAUSE!" Sheila yelled, okay no more questioning, I went to my room.
Kendra was listening to music, and she looked more calm.
"Hi," She said.
"What are you listening to?" I asked.
"Nothing. But today I found out something interesting." She said, in a Cartman sort of way.
"What was it?" I asked.
"You know I was told I had a sister, so that means you are a girl." She said.
"Okay you got me, so please don't tell anyone." I said, she may not look mean, but for some reason she seems worse than Cartman.
"I don't you why I would have to keep it a secret, especially after I saw something someone put on Facebook about you and Stan Marsh." She said.
"And a certain Eric Cartman commented on it." She said.
"What, Cartman, what did he say?" I asked.
"Why did you call him Cartman, his first name is Eric?" She asked
"I don't know, he just isn't called Eric." I said.
"Okay. Why did you and Stan fight, he is your 'Super Best Friend' so tell me." She asked, in a sweet voice.
"He saw me with his ex-girlfriend, Wendy, and Wendy asked if I wanted to go out with her and I said, no, then Stan started saying I was a traito then we beat the shit out of each other." I explained.
"Oh, so you haven't told your oh so obvious crush that you are a girl." She said.
"Again, please don't tell anyone." I begged.
"I won't, but, you have to do ANYTHING Eric Cartman says, and you can't call him a fatass." She said.
"Wait, how would you know that." I asked.
"We talked on Facebook, and he seems really nice, and it's not his fault he's so fat." She said.
"Has he made fun of you?" I asked.
"No, the closest he has said to making fun of me was passive blonde jokes." She said, what is Cartman planning.
"Wow. I'm going to sleep now, you should to it's your first day tomorrow." I said.