Kyle's POV Kendra looks so much like Kenny right now it's scary.
"Don't you think you should wear a scarf or something else, instead of a jacket." I asked.
"Why?" She asked, she even sounds like Kenny.
"Just. Just. I don't know." I said.
Then Stan came up to us, he obviously saw the similarities between her and Kenny and was scared.
"Dude, your right, she does look like Kenny." Stan said. Then, Cartman came up, and what's worse Kendra's is making me be nice to him.
"Hey fa- Eric." I said, Stan looked at me, and Cartman smiled. Kenny came up to us and heard that, he noticed Kendra also.
"Hello Kyle." Cartman said.
"Did. Did that. Did that just happen?" Stan asked Kenny.
"Yeah," Kenny said.
"Have you tried making a move on Kendra yet." Stan whispered to Kenny.
"No I think I'm going to, but it's weird, she's just scary." Kenny whispered.
"I know, well you should do it soon I think Cartman likes her." Stan whispered.
"Hey, Kendra, wanna come over to my place after school." Kenny asked.
"Sure," Kendra said.
Kendra's POV I think I'm going to like it here, Eric is so nice, Kenny seems okay, and I'm not sure about Stan, but he is cute. The bus hit Kenny, and everyone's just getting on like it didn't happen! I guess I'll do that too.
Kyle's POV When I got on the bus I sat next to Stan, Kendra sat with Eric, and Kenny, isn't on the bus, he pobably skipped.
"Why didn't you call Cartman fatass?" Stan asked.
"Because." I said.
"That's not an answer, the only time you did something remotely close to this was when there was a ginger cow, and there's no other reason." Stan said.
"Well, this time, it's not Eric that's blackmailing me." I confessed, and Kendra glared at me.
"Who is it?" Stan asked.
"I-its. I can't tell you." I said.
"What are they blackmailing you for?" Stan asked.
"I-I c-can't tell you either." I said.
"Why, it's probably nothing that big, and if it is I won't tell anyone." Stan said.
I guess I'll tell him, "I can't tell you whose blackmailing me, but I guess you deserve to know what I'm being blackmailed for. I-"
"Kyle, I don't think that's very wise." Kendra said.
"What?" I asked.
"I don't care if he knows I'm blackmailing you, but I'm not sure it's wise to tell him what for." Kendra said, oh that's VERY logical.
"Wait, you're blackmailing Kyle, why?" Stan asked.
"Why, you ask. Why not is my answer." Kendra said.
"Answer my question without another question." Stan said.
"To see if my plan will work." Kendra said, then turned around to talk to Cartman.
Kendra's POV My pan is simple, I'm either going to ruin a friendship or watch it blossom into a beautiful relationship, either way, me and Eric would get something we want. I want to observe what happens if you add a few variables.
"Eric, I'm now going to tell you Kyle's secret, but you can't tell anyone, yet." I said.
"Okay, now tell me." Cartman said.
"Kyle isn't a boy at all, Kyle has always been a girl, and Kyle's real name is Kyla." I told him.
"Wait, this. This is fucking hilarious!" Cartman yelled while laughing uncontrolably.
"If you tell Kyle you know this, do not tell him I told you." I said.
"Okay," Cartman agreed.
Stan's POV I wonder what Kyle was going to say, and why Kendra is doing this, what is her plan. Wait, could she be doing this for Cartman?
