"Kyle! Stan did this to you?" Bebe said.
"Of course he did it. He must have been eaves dropping when I askeed Kyle out." Wendy said.
"What! You asked Kyle out! But, you, YOU SAID YOU BROKE UP WITH STAN BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE ALONE!" Bebe yelled.
"Does it make you feel any better he said no." Wendy said.
"Uh. Can I get to my locker?" I asked, then Kendra walked up, great.
"Kyle, where is Mr. Garrison's?" Kendra asked.
"Oh, hi there, you must be new, I'm Wendy!" Wendy said.
"I'm Bebe, are you related to Kyle or something, because if not, I'm letting you know, I have dibs. " Bebe said.
"I'm his sister." Kendra told her.
"I didn't know he had a sister, Kyle why didn't you tell me you had a sister!" Bebe said.
Kendra's POV I really am going to like it here, Wendy doesn't seem like Stan's type, of Kyle's, if Kyle was a guy.
"So, Wendy you look like you know a thing or two about fashion, are there any good stores around here?" I asked.
"Not really, I had to go out of town to get these clothes, but I'm sure where you came from had awesome clothes, where did you come from?" Wendy asked.
"Oh, I came here from somewhere in California." I said, it was a lie, but she won't know.
"I bet the shopping there was FUCKING AWESOME!" Bebe yelled.
"It was! But, I really need to go somewhere, do you know where Mr. Garrison's is?" I asked.
"Oh. What classes do you have with him?" Wendy asked.
"All of them, so where is it?" I asked.
"Follow me, I have all my classes with him too, so does Bebe." Wendy said, I cannot believe how I only have on teacher all day! I think I might tell Wendy and Bebe Kyle's secret, then he and Stan would have more alone time.
Kyle's POV I'm going to be late, if Kendra didn't show up, they wouldn't have started talking about shit in front of MY locker. I sat down next to Stan, which shocked people. Mr. Garrison stood in front of the classroom.
"Class shut up we have a new student! Her name is Kendra Broflovski." Mr. Garrison said.
"Now, Kendra, come on up here and tell us something." Mr. Garrison said, then fell asleep.
"Okay, FUCK YOU ALL! Except for Eric, Wendy, Bebe, and Kenny!" Kendra yelled while flipping them off. Then Craig flipped her off, she started stomping to his desk, then stared at his face. Then she looked at Tweek for some reason.
"You and that twitchy kid would be perfect for each other." She said, wait, I know that Tweek and Craig like each other, but how does she know?
"How the hell would you know anything." Craig asked, Craig never talks, he pretty much stopped talking after fifth grade.
"Just look at you two, it's obvious you both like each other, but you've never done anything, and by everyone's reaction to when you talked tells me you haven'ts talked to anyone for a while. The answer to why you haven't talked is simple as well, you're afraid you'll reveal something and ruin your friendships, but by not talking your doing the same thing." Kendra said, wow, that was, complex.
"Fuck you bitch, you need to like seriously fuck off, besides you're pretty stupid if you are friends with fatass." Craig said.
"Why does everyone call him fat? Okay, listen well, if you call Eric Cartman fat I will find one of your deepest darkest secrets and fucking use it against you, just like what I am doing to Kyle right now." Kendra said, does she plan on telling people, this is fucking torture.
"You don't know any of my secrets." Craig said. She studied him for a bit.
"You have a pet, you cry while thinking about what you can't have, and you flip people off to avoid people asking you questions you don't want to answer." Kendra said, wow, she's really good.
"..." Craig stopped speaking.
"Does anybody else want to piss me off?" She asked.