"Hey Eric," I said.
"Hey, so do you have any new information." Cartman asked.
"Other than Kyle's a girl, and Kyle and Stan had a fight yesterday, no." I replied.
"Why did they fight? You need to find this out." Cartman ordered.
"I think. I think it might have something to do with Wendy asking Kyle out." I said.
"Did he say yes?" Cartman asked. Then Stan sat down, I think I'll tell him.
"He said no, but since Stan is here I think you should tell him the secret." I whispered to Cartman so Stan wouldn't hear.
"You tell him, since you are the one who lives with Kyle it would make more sense." Cartman whispered.
"Okay," I whispered, then Stan noticed we were whispering.
"What are you two whispering about?" Stan asked, I'm gonna tell him now.
"Just the fact that Kyle is a girl." I said.
"What?" Stan asked.
"Kyle is a girl." I repeated, now to ask about that fight.
"Wait! Kyle, Kyle's a girl?" Stan asked.
"Yes, now I answered your question so anwer this, why did you and Kyla fight?" I asked using Kyle's real name.
"Kyle's name is Kyla?" Stan asked, then Kyle sat next to Stan.
"Hey guys," Kyle said.
"Hi Kyle you should listen to this interesting topic, it's called what happens when you tell someone's best friend that their best friend is a girl." I said. Stan got up and left to find Kenny I bet.
"What! You told Stan!" Kyle yelled, loud enough for everyone to hear, then Wendy came up.
"Kyle, what could be so bad, remember you can tell me anything." Wendy said.
"Kyle's a girl." I said.
"..." Wendy left crying.
Wendy's POV I can't believe it, Kyle's a girl, how could Kyle do this, he, bo she will pay! I'm going to find Bebe to plot revenge on the person we thought we loved, you know what, Bebe's gonna be so furious.
"Bebe!" I yelled.
"What, Wendy you look like a mess!" Bebe exclaimed.
"No time, Kyle he, he." I need to catch my breath.
"He what?" Bebe asked.
"No, no, Kyle, SHE lied to EVERYONE!Kyle is a GIRL!" I yelled loud enough for the whole school to hear.
"W-what? Kyle, KYLE'S GOING TO FUCKING PAY!" Bebe yelled, YAY revenge plotting starts...AFTERSCHOOL!
Stan's POV What should I do? I like Kyle, I'm dating him, uh, her, but I thought. I need to talk to Kenny.
"Kenny!" I yelled.
"What's wrong! Fire, eathquake, did someone die, did..." Kenny started asking a bunch of things.
"NO! Kyle, Kyle, he, I..." How am I supposed to say this?
"Did Kyle die?" Kenny asked.
"No, Kyle, isn't Kyle, Kyle's a girl." I finally stated.
"Oh. Come with me to the janitor's closet." Kenny said. Then we went to the closet.
"Okay, now tell me everything." Kenny said.
"Me and Kyle fought yesterday, because I thought he was gonna date Wendy. Then he came to my house and we started dating, because we found out we liked each other. Then, today, I found out he was a girl, and then I started telling you this..." I cried.
"Well, nothing really sounds wrong, unless you count not being gay wrong." Kenny concluded.
"Really?" I asked, maybe I was overreacting.
"Really," Kenny confirmed.
"Wait, if Wendy came onto him, and Bebe likes him. Kyle could be in for some serious revenge." Kenny said grimmly.
...Oh no...