Drabbles of Weirdness & More

by Mondmaedchen

Weird drabbles I found in my journal at the bottom of a dusty drawer. Seemingly pointless, flowing in one direction to the next. Not changing a thing from what I wrote in third grade to now. Very time lapsy. Very many OC's. Dovewing drabbles.

4. Dovewing & the Fight

Okay. Just saying. Some feedback would be nice. I mean, three chapters and only one review? Thanks guys. I feel so loved.

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors.

Dovewing

"WindClan! Retreat!" howled Onestar. Dovewing let out a yowl of triumph.

"I want to kill WindClan!" murmured Thrushpaw. Dovewing wanted to rebuke her kit, but Thrushpaw's sisters beat her to it. Thrushpaw's sisters Nectarpaw, Lichenpaw, Rosepaw and Patchedpaw cast shocked glances at him.

"That's illegal," muttered Nectarpaw.

"And illogical," mumbled Patchedpaw.

"Onestar is not illegitimate," mewed Rosepaw.

"It's very illicit," meowed Dovewing.

"And not irresistible," managed Bumblestripe, glaring at his son.

"It's irrational!" bawled Nectarpaw.

"You're irresponsible!" pouted Lichenkit.

"Onestar's Clan is irreplaceable!" shouted Patchedpaw.

"And irremovable!" yowled Rosepaw.

"You're irregular!" yelled Lichenpaw.

"Why are you immobile?" asked Dovewing with a mothers concern.

"Tell me what impartial means," demanded Bumblestripe.

"It's immoral!" screamed Thrushpaw.

"You're immature!" shrieked Nectarpaw.

"I'm surprised you're not aware that you're impatient!" screeched Patchedpaw.

"That's incorrect, Patchedpaw!" howled Rosepaw.

"That's immediate!" wailed Lichenpaw.

"That's imperfect speech," scolded Dovewing.

"Insecure," added Bumblestripe.

"Your speech is indecent," taunted Thrushpaw.

"Shut your trap!" shouted Nectarpaw.

"Patchedpaw," Thrushpaw jeered. "You're inactive!"

Fury sparked beneath each cats pelt.

"Fu-" Patchedpaw looked around and smiled sheepishly. "Uh, fudge you!"

"You're so stupid you don't know what innumeral means Rosekit!" sneered Thrushpaw.

"Be quiet! My name is Rosepaw!" yelled Rosepaw angrily.

"Lichenpaw, you're so daft, you can't tell that what you say is incapable of being understood!" snarled Thrushpaw.

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" screamed Lichenpaw, eyes flaming and flashing with unbridled fury.

Dovewing exchanged a glance with Bumblestripe, and then both of them jumped forward to restrain Lichenpaw from jumping at Thrushpaw.

Oh no, thought Dovewing. This could ruin their friendship forever!

A/N

I admit, these are getting shorter by the chapter. Just my third grade self had some Writers' Block, I think.