This one is about the Snow Mountains again.

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Paw-print

Spiral ran up to her mother Paw-print.

"It's dangerous," argued Splay.

"It may be poisonous," meowed Snowflake.

They were talking about a dead rabbit they were supposed to eat for dinner.

"It might be humerous," suggested Spiral.

"Don't be silly. How can something so mountainous have humor?" growled Willow.

"Be quiet!" roared Paw-print, feeling fed up.

"I did something marvelous!" yowled Plum.

"Shut up and eat!" roared Paw-print. She batted at Clover in a vigorous way.

"Okay. I'll give you a lesson," mewed Poppy. She sat up majestically and raised her head proudly. "Snow rabbits are famous for their fat. In march, they are outrageous to catch because they kick and buck.

"Llamas are scandalous and cats are too nervous to catch them. Got that?"

Splay nodded. "Jaguars are boastful about their spots and think we are not glorious," Splay continued Poppy's lesson. "Cheetahs are rebellious because of their spots; they think they are more studious than any animal else." Spiral pawed at the ground.

"It makes me furious to think cheetahs think they are wonderful," she hissed.

"Don't worry," purred Disaster sweetly. "They are envious because they're not beautiful."

"It is wasteful to ignore cheerful information," said Snowflake and raised a paw.

Willow shrugged. "It's stressful to listen."

Plum twitched her ears irritably. "Be successful to learn!" she commanded.

"Why?" asked Splay. He scratched his ears.

"Don't be silly," Clover hissed. "Be shameful! You are wasting time!" She rose to her paws.

"I think this was a delightful conversation!" Poppy announced, swishing her tail.

A/N

Okay, this chapter had nothing to do with the actual Clans. I wonder why...*strokes imaginary beard*