Short chap this time.
A tv screen turns on and Henry's face appears on screen.
"Hello, I'm Henry from the hit show Kablam, but you already knew that. Today I will show you the greatest invention ever to exist in all of history! The Headnry!"
A object appears and it's a Giant 3 feet tall sculpture of Henry's head.
"get it? It looks like my head and my name is Henry,so I swapped the words. you can use an object that looks like my face for any modern day convenience."
Cut to people using his Headnry as he says the various activities.
"Like using the Internet."
A blue screen of death appears on it's face as person tO go online.
"A swim floatie"
Boy tries to use it as a floatie but it sinks.
"a steering wheel."
Man tries to drive but the head does nothing and won't turn.
"and a soup bowl"
Soups all over the Headnry and child looks sad.
The screen goes back to Henry.
"it can be used for many many uses. Call now at 555-Headnry- to order one today. Our operators are standing by. Hurry while supplies last."
Cuts to show a borEd looking June sitting by a phone.
"Henry, who would want to buy a giant object that's shaped like your head?" June asked and Henry walked over "It has many practical uses."
"other than a doorstop it's useless." June answered back then looked to the audience and said "he just got a ton of figures of his head from an art class and he needs to get rid of them." Henry went to the front of the screen and said "Well that's all the time we have for today folks." he waved goodbye then whispered to June "I am so not paying you your 20 bucks.
there ya go