The first thing I heard was whispering and snickering. I was lying against something warm and I opened my eyes slowly, hair tickling my neck. I look over my shoulder realizing I was being held protectively within Lexa's arms and her hair was covering her face as well as my left shoulder. She had an arm wrapped around my midsection and I was lying on her arm as my hands held the hand and arm I was laying on, she was snoring softly against the back of my neck. More snickering and laughing could be heard behind Lexa.

"Oh my god…..look at this place…it's a wreck…" I heard Raven whisper. "What'd they do…have an orgy?"

"Oh ew…I think I touched something sticky…" Octavia whispered louder then she should.

I groan.

Lexa shifts against me moving her arm down watching it as it traveled to a hilt right in front of me. She grabs a hold of the hilt and I miss her unsheathing the dagger as she swipes her arm in an ark behind her. There was a loud thunk as two girly screams ensued as the two intruders back wheeled out of the tent in fright. I couldn't help but laugh a little.

I turned over away from Lexa and looked over her shoulder at Lexa's knife being imbedded at the post next to the entrance.

I smirked as I looked down at a very miffed (oh god she's naked) Lexa. I blushed furiously.

Lexa grumbled with her eyes still closed and frowned. "I should have them killed…." She said as she stretched and yawned. I watched every muscle contract and I let the breath I was holding out. She was just so freaking sexy….

She turned over and buried her face into the pillow.

I lay completely still trying not to move as my face became redder and redder. I just realized it was somewhat cold…from what her nipples had told me. I shook my head. Bad thoughts badthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughts.

I saw a green eye open and stare at me. My eyes widened as I saw the smirk grow on Lexa's face.

"Is there something you see that you like Clarke of the Sky People?" she growled huskily.

I felt the shiver go down my spine.

"Um…." I gulped and smiled at her. "If her name begins with L and ends with -exa then yes." I said, quite proud of myself for being as corny as the corn cob I ate last night before the show. Actually wait no I wanted to slap myself in the face. Like hard.

Lexa laughed and smiled really big. Okay…I take all those self-hate words right back after seeing the look on her face. Complete Bliss.

She wrapped her arm around me again and pulled me to her as she gave me the sweetest good morning/after sex kiss I have ever had. Yeah…I was counting. So far this is number one followed by the hot sex in my mouth kiss behind the stage followed by our first kiss after I was yelling at her about the missile.

"Clarke." Lexa whispered against my lips.

"Hmm." I said. Completely bliss-cloudy right now.

"I can hear you thinking again…"

"Mm…whoops…" I pull her by the hair and kiss her again and I felt the rumble of her chuckle against my front and lips and then it was a moan.

"Ooooooooo you too are so naughty…if not sickenly awful in love." I heard fake throw up noises and I was mortified. It was Bellamy.

Lexa whipped around.

"GET OUT." She roared.

Bellamy didn't move since he knew Lexa was out of weapons unless she got out of bed.

"I would like to inform you that the whole of Ton DC can hear you guys being cutesy with each other. Indra sent me in to let you know." He crossed his arms. I knew he was enjoying this and my face was red with mortification. I put a hand on Lexa's shoulder.

She barely put one foot on the ground of her tent before Bellamy took off running right out of Ton DC to be safe. Lexa was growling and her muscles tensed. Oh wow she had a cute butt….yum…

I slap myself and look away from Lexa's naked form.

Get ahold of yourself…jesus…

Lexa looked at me quizzically wondering why I just slapped myself.

I sighed as I put my arm over my eyes.

I heard Lexa getting dressed and then I looked over and she came towards the bed and put out a hand. I smiled.

She pulled me out of it and looked me over. I fidgeted and saw the smirk on her face.

"Later." She said.

My breath caught in the back of my throat and then I narrowed my eyes.

I pulled on my dress as she laughed and I stuck out my tongue. Childish I know…but she was being a big meanie.

We walked out of her tent hand in hand and everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at us with knowing smirks. I face palmed and Lexa growled out loudly. "GET BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING." Welp…Commander was back. Still…I felt eye's on me as we continued to walk through camp.

They were definitely snickering. I didn't know Grounders snickered.

Lexa walked me back to Camp Jaha and I couldn't help but smile at how gentlewomanly she was being. She had grabbed my hand earlier and was holding it in the crook of her arm. But she was also looking around holding me closer to her like I was going to be stolen away from her at any moment.

"You sure are acting different Lexa." I said softly.

She jolted like she had forgotten I was there and looked at me apologetically.

"I'm not going to suddenly disappear." I said jokingly but then I realized I had hit the bull's eye from the way her face changed.

She said nothing as she looked back ahead of us.

"It does not keep me from worrying Clarke." I almost didn't hear her but I did and I couldn't help but notice that she was shaking, if only a little.

I grip her arm tighter and then pull her off the path we were walking on.

"Hey…" I said. I pulled her closer and ran my fingers against her face.

"Nothing's going to happen okay." I held her hand tightly.

"If it makes you feel better, I won't leave your side for a few days until you get comfortable with the idea of me not being there." She shook her head at my words

"That is just it Clarke." She stopped and I saw her struggling as she looked down at our hands.

"I might never feel comfortable with you leaving my side now that we are one." She said quietly.

I nodded to myself.

"Would a bonding ceremony help?" I said.

Her head whipped up in shock.

"Is it not too fast for you?" Lexa asked perplexed at how fast I was ready to move forward.

I looked at her quietly.

"The fact that I performed on stage in front of so many people to express how I felt about you and went to great lengths to keep it a surprise and then making love to you last night…no…I don't think it's fast at all…"

She shook more as she gripped my hands in a death grip and looked down not wanting me to see the emotion that ran across her face at those words.

I lifted her chin until her beautiful green eyes were on me as tears leaked across her face again.

"Life is too short a time to dwell on if a bonding ceremony is right or wrong. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. So yeah I would like to marry you." I said.

"Would you be my wife?" I asked.

"Yes." Lexa said. Looking at me disbelieving at my question.

I smile and then take her hand and begin walking to Camp Jaha.

When we got there the gates were opened and there was a huge commotion as every wolf whistled.

I sighed as everyone began poking fun at me. God damn it Bellamy.

Bellamy was standing there looking at us smirking and Lexa had the decency to not threaten his life at the moment after seeing what he was holding. He was holding a box and handed it to me.

Inside was a blue sash like what Lexa wears and I gasped. Lexa smiled as she took it out and clipped it to my shoulder and chest.

"Happy Late Birthday Clarke. You are a true leader now." She said with a smile on her face.

I couldn't help but laugh and tackle her in a hug and more wolf whistles and cat calls were let out.

"So Clarke did you pop the question?" Bellamy asked.

My mouth was wide open as was everyone else's.

"How did you…" I said.

He held up my diary

"Dear Diary, I can't wait to show Lexa the red dress I'm going to wear for our birthday…" He began.

I squealed and tried to grab my diary away from him and he laughed as he dodged me.

"I hope she wants me as bad as I want her…" He read out loud.

"BELLAMY BLAKE GIVE IT BACK."

He dodged me again and ran behind one of the dinner tables.

"She makes me hot and bothered, I think about her late at night and yet I can't find a way to express it to her but this time I will. Octavia has given me the best way to make her want me too." There was snickering as we were moving back and forth with me trying to grab him, as everyone listened intently.

Lexa being one of them as her smile grew bigger with each line.

"Things I plan on doing after the show:" He smirked triumphantly at me.

"AHH!" I said as I lunged from him across the table and falling right over it onto my ass.

Everyone was laughing at my efforts and then Bellamy jumped up onto the table and put a hand behind his back as he walked across the table leisurely, holding my Diary up.

"1. Tease her so much she'll wish I let her kiss me…" I covered my eyes and groaned.

Bellamy was snickering evilly.

"2. Get her on her back and…" he stopped and his cruel smile was getting too big for his face. "oh my…such a naughty mind Clarke Griffin."

My cheeks were so red at this point you could probably cook an egg on it.

"Oh…and number 3…wow…" I looked at Lexa and she seemed intrigued so she hopped up on the table and looked at number 3 and coughed loudly trying to cover up the red tint on her face and Bellamy laughed loudly.

Okay yeah…I was completely mortified.

"And last but not least…number 4. Ask Lexa to Marry me." I glared and snatched the diary out of his hand and hit him with it.

He continued to laugh as I beat him up with it.

I got off the table and walked as fast as I could to my room not looking back to see if Lexa was following.

I was going to get Bellamy back so hard he'll wish he hadn't messed with me. My face was flushed as well as most of my body as I finally slammed through my bedroom door I stopped and stood in the middle of my room holding my diary to my chest.

I was going to kill him.

"Clarke?" I heard my door close and the lock turn.

I yelped and turned around quickly holding the diary out in front of me.

Lexa was leaning against my door with such a look on her face. She smirked and I shivered as I felt a throb hit my lower belly.

"I like number 3 she said breathily."

I couldn't help the words that came out of my mouth.

"Oh god."

Lexa smirked.

I was so done for.

Okay so I lied there is going to be more LOL this story just takes a mind of its own. I'm sorry for doing this to you all…okay no I'm not but you love it :P so ha. P.S. Is this humorous enough for you? You know who I'm talking to :P

Okay anyway :D

Artemis out!