Here with Challenge Two, Episode Three... I dunno what to say! :3
Disclaimer: I don't even own a friggin' chocolate bar. So stop trying to get me to make myself claim Total Drama.
Contestants-
Team Alpha: Clementine-Noelle, Celia, Ariana, Denise, Felix, Ian, Valentina, Ryan, Zachary, Harmonia, Andy
Team Delta- Eadlyn, Alexandra, Amanda, Adam, Seth, Olivia, Callie, Mika, Adrian, Imanol, Aaron
-line break-
"Previously on Total Drama Pazzoide...
Our 22 new contestants were delivered to Pazzoide, only to know the real reason for parachutes and getting along. They were put to the test with their patience as they were forced to go search for puzzle blocks! Clementine took over as unofficial leader for Team Alpha, seeming sure that her team would take the cake! Callie, the New York Girl, deemed herself as leader for Team Delta, with two votes from Adam and Eadlyn. Speaking of those two... looks like relationships are already blossoming! But when there's sweet, there's sour, and that was when Zach and Ari caused Team Alpha the loss, proving they may not be the better and dominating team after all.
"Now that we're three episodes in, questions are on everyone's minds! Are there sparks between Felix and Celia? Does Adam like Eadlyn as much she clearly likes him? Is Callie really a good leader, or was it a miracle that saved Team Delta? Find out on this episode of Total... Drama... Pazzoide!"
-Theme Song, for your viewing convinence-
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine.
You guys are on my mind...
The camera makes its way around the beach, panning to locations all around the beach. It stops on Callie, who's taking photos of the beach and smiling. Out of nowhere, Seth runs out and pounces on her, causing her to punch him in the face. He falls back but gives a thumbs up.
You asked me what I wanted to be,
and now I think the answer is plain to see.
The next shot zooms around to the beach, where Clementine has a bird on her finger. Suddenly they all flock and fly onto her. Alexandra cackles behind her, but blushes when Amanda walks by.
I wanna be... famous!
Harmonia is tanning on the beach while Andy is doing various exercises. All of a sudden, a squirrel runs over them. Mika is chasing after it, because it stole his Black Belt.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won.
Felix is working with Adrian to prank Chris, but as Celia walks by, he makes an attempt to look cool, and it breaks. Celia blushes and helps them fix it.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way,
I'll get there one day...
Ian is building a make-shift car as Denise watches. When he goes to grab a wrench, it rolls away and Denise runs to chase it. It ends up hitting Aaron, and they both crack up.
Cause I wanna be... famous!
Valentina and Ariana are taking a walk through the forest. A rogue dog runs through, tripping Ariana as Val picks it up.
Na na na na na na... na na na na na, na na na na na na!
Eadlyn is teaching Adam how to ropeswing. They both hop on, but Adam gets scared and slides off of his rope. Eadlyn keeps swinging and falls into the water.
I wanna be!
I wanna be!
I wanna be famous!
Zach is drawing, as all of his imaginary friends are animated beside of him. His face lights up.
I wanna be!
I wanna be!
I wanna be famous!
Olivia performs her skateboard tricks for the contestants, as Imanol is taking note of what she does. They cheer, well, until she falls off and faceplants into the ground.
*Whistling in tune*
Everyone gathers around the campfire, whistling. Chris then blows it out, and the title flashes on the screen.
(Back to our program...)
Chris was grasping a mug, sipping on his bitter sweet coffee with his legs propped up on a table with levers and buttons of all kinds. Steam rose from it as he took a deep breath, and announced, "Ah Pazzoide, what a beautiful island. There's the beautiful flora, the fauna, and the merry weather! Haha, and 22 contestants all resting peacefully in their cabins. Time for them to get up!"
He gently sets the mug down, and mischievoiusly pulls out his bull horn. "OH, CAMPERS! CHALLENGE TIME!"
They all groan, desperate for more sleep.
Olivia is first to officially wake up, pulling the covers over her head and blocking the light from her blue eyes.
Mika's eyes shot open, and he blinked a few times.
Celia jumped up, banging her head and the ceiling and freaking the hell out. She forgot she wasn't at home.
Adrian yawned, and rubbed the sleep from his dark brown eyes. "Wait... where am I again?" he asked.
Valentina stumbled up, her French braided crown fuzzy.
Aaron rubbed his head. "Erm... what time is it? Seven AM?"
Clementine opened one eye, cut the camera off, and tried to fall back alseep.
Imanol groaned. "I wish he would be a better host this season!"
*Confessional*
Chris: "Ha, that's hilarious. I'm gonna be the same ol' me. The sadistic one, basking in the embarassment and humiliation of these contestants."
*static*
Felix topples off of his bed, only to land on top of Ryan. "Oh, sorry dude!"
Eadlyn yawns, stretching and rubbing her eyes to wake herself up.
Harmonia shouts, "Gosh darn it, Chris!"
Denise's eyes immediately open, and she grins at the thought of today's challenge.
Adam covers his ears, to drain out the noise of having to wake up. "G-great. Another o-o-one of these wake up-p calls."
Amanda and Alexandra shoot each other twin glances, not really mad at each other, but at Chris.
*Confessional*
Alexandra: "Juvie is so much better than this!"
*static*
Ian runs his fingers through his hair, feeling weary and sleep-deprived. And, don't forget frustrated.
Callie looks the most annoyed of everyone. Lifting her face mask, she screams extremely loud, half from suprise and half from anger.
Ryan steps out of bed, sporting Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pants, until Felix falls on top of him. "Ow, Felix! Watch it!"
Ariana shrieks, her brown eyes wide with shock. Clementine blinks angrily. "Oh, heh heh, sorry."
Seth groaned, turning to his phone. "My Nickelback alarm didn't even go off!" You could hear Aaron's, "Nickelback sucks!" reply.
Zach woke up peacefully, not speaking to his 'friends' suprisingly.
Andy's eyebrow twitched, like his father's when he had to perform all of those drills for him.
"Up up up, guys! No hesitation for the biiiiiig day we have!"
"Did Chris hire a 13 year old girl to give all those announcements? Why the hell would he drag out the syllable in big?!" Clementine mumbled, crawling out of bed to get dressed.
"I can still hear youuuuuu!"
She rolls her eyes. "Whatever."
Time traveling to the Mess Hall...
"So, everyone's eaten breakfast, I assume?" he beamed. "Great, because today's challenge will take some eating to get through. The two teams will go head to head in a... Camp Olympics!"
"Olympics! Awesome!" Denise cheered. She did a small dance, which caused them all to look at her.
"Denise. You're scaring the children," Felix joked. Denise felt unsettled, but giggled along with the rest of the contestants.
"Anywho, there are three rounds you'll have to go through- a 300 yard dash, a combat duel, and an intense tight rope walk."
"Oh no!" Amanda said sarcastically. "A tight rope! We're all going to die..."
"Watch it," glared Chris, with his beady dark eyes. "This is an elimination challenge, so the losing team will be sending someone home! Best two out of three! Now... on with it! To the first round, the dash!"
At the track...
"For the 300 yard dash, both teams have to elect a runner," he instructs.
Team Alpha
"Who should do the running for us?" Ian asks. "I'm out."
"I elect princess over here," smirked Harmonia, pointing to Clementine. Celia laughed innocently.
"Who you callin' a princess?!" she fumed.
Felix lost it, as did Andy.
"You're pretty light on your feet," Ryan said.
She shrugged. "Sure, why not?"
Team Delta
"I think the choice is obvious here," Imanol said, with strategy in his head. "I say Alexandra runs for us."
"Why Alexandra?" Amanda asked.
"Yeah, why me?"
"You r-run from th-the cops, right?" Adam queried.
"Sssh, we don't need any insight from you," Aaron hushed. Both Eadlyn and Adam looked infuriated.
"I do run from the cops..." Alexandra muttered. "I'm in!"
All of Team Delta put their hands in, and shouted, "Gooooo Delta!"
Both teams
"Alexandra, Clementine, on your marks..."
Alexandra stared over at Clementine with a smirk.
"Get set..."
"You're going down!" Clementine whispered.
"Go!"
With the call, they both burst into a sprint, Clementine clearly taking the lead.
"Come on Clementine! You can do it!" cheered Ariana and Valentina in unison.
"Alexandra! Come on! We have to win these!" encouraged Mika and Imanol. Both teams were clearly wanting victory.
Seth was hopping up and down because he was so nervous- and a bit scared they'd lose to Clementine.
Clementine wasn't particularly going for a motive, except to win, of course. But Alexandra continued telling herself, 'Someone has to put Amanda in her place.' And adding in all of her team's cheers, her legs carried her faster and faster, until she reached the finish line first.
All of Team Delta was briefly floating on Cloud Nine, exhilarated.
Clementine fell to her knees, panting and dizzy.
"You should practice more," smirked the girl who defeated her. "You still probably wouldn't win, but then you could try."
She balled up her fists, angrily, from what Alexandra told her. "Maybe you should! You only got lucky, Al."
"If luck is being experienced... then I guess I did." With that, Alexandra folded her arms and joined her team for a moment of celebration before the tightrope walk.
Over Lake Concorso- The Tightrope Walk
"For the second round, we'll be choosing the walkers on both teams," announced Chris. Vasilisa, eying all 22 contestants, brought him two bowls, one was painted red for Alpha, and the other green for Delta. He reached his hand in the Alpha bowl and read, "Ryan!"
Barely glancing up from his GameBoy colour, he walked over to where the first rope was.
"And... Amanda!"
"That was rigged!" Amanda shrieked. "I clearly said it was stupid and you rigged it!"
*Confessional*
Vasilisa: "So maybe I did rig it... it's what I'm to do. I'm to eradicate the evil competitors. With all hopes she'll fall from the ropes and not resurface!" she cackles. "That would be amazing!"
*static*
With Valentina holding Ryan's DS for him, both of the contestants were standing on the podiums.
"Here's the rules. If you can not balance any longer, nor can you remain on your rope and you fall, your team loses! If Alpha doesn't win this round, the contest stops, because it would already be 2 out of 3. And so in 3...2...1... tight rope!"
Ryan started off by walking fast and holding his arms out to maintain balance.
*Confessional*
Ryan: "I've played a sufficient amount of Wii Fit to be able to tightrope walk over two tall skyscrapers... that's why I'm so confident in this challenge!"
*static*
Amanda, meanwhile, was really having trouble, but wouldn't allow herself to fall for the sake of her sister. But her arms had been held out so long... that they were cramping up.
That's when Vasilisa came in, for assisstance. She picked up a stick and tossed it at Amanda's knees, causing her to wobble around in shock.
SPLASH!
Amanda toppled in, resulting in echoing cheers from Team Alpha. They whooped and cheered knowing that they may not lose after all! Especially Andy, who felt so proud of his team.
*Confessional*
Andy: "I knew we could do it!" He pumps his fist. "We're showing those Deltas who's boss! Ha, Delta? More like Omega!"
*static*
The Third, and Final Challenge- The Combat Brawl
Team Alpha
"Last challenge..." Zach says. Suddenly his face turns red and he balls up his fists. "Grunkfuss, leave me alone so I can give a pep talk! Ugh!"
Ariana pats his back, smiling. "Hey, I'm sure he won't bother you too bad, aye?"
*Confessional*
Zach: All he's doing is chuckling like a goof, and blushing. "Heh heh, she touched me."
*static*
"Zach, let me do this," says Ian. Denise gives him a thumbs-up, smiling for encouragement. "For a good pep talk... I guess what I'm saying is... We are not losing another challenge, alright? We have all worked too hard, with the cheering, and Ryan and Clementine competing for us, and Vasilisa helping us out a bit."
"Isn't th-that cheating?" Celia asked.
"Maybe. But who cares?" Harmonia adds. "What's important is that-"
"We win!" Andy breaks in. When he notices the glares, he says, "Sorry. Just trying to be helpful."
"It's not working," snarls Clementine. "Look, I never thought I would say this, but I'm with Ian. We've worked too hard."
"Extremely hard!" Valentina agrees. "Let's go out there and show them what it means to be the Alphas!"
Felix grins. "On three! One... two... three!"
Everyone ends up cheering something different. Felix shrugs, and says, "Good enough."
Team Delta
"That intern cheated us out of the win!" Aaron groaned. "What is that jerk's name?"
"I think Vasilisa," Olivia ponders. Imanol nods in approval.
"I wonder if Chris noticed..." Seth queried.
Callie narrowed her eyes and crossed her arms as a sign of being annoyed. "He's Chris McLean guys. What do you expect? Even if several interns caught her in the act, he wouldn't be concerned."
"We're not letting this get to us, right?" Mika asked. "It was a mere loss, I know that whoever goes in for us is going to come out on top."
"How do we know that we won't be sabotaged again?" Alexandra asked.
"Stop worrying about the same thing!" Mika said. "It's not going to bring us down. That's a covenant we're not breaking."
Adrian grinned. "Mika's right! It's not gonna make us lose!"
Eadlyn immediately stood up. "I'll bet that Chris won't let us choose, and Team Alpha has proven a sufficient amount of weak links... and we're strong. We have strong bonds."
"W-which means..." Adam's face lit up. "We'll win. W-we can really win-n!"
Amanda, who had been silent out of wrath the entire time, decided to speak up. "I don't really think we'll get to. Vasilisa seems like a bounty hunter. We have to avoid sending anyone evil out, no matter what."
"Eadlyn n-noted that we're probably n-not g-going to get to ch-choose," reminds Adam.
"Wait..." Imanol smiled. "I know just what to do."
The 3° Challenge
After both teams had provided their team mates with a pep talk, Chris gathered them by a boxing ring.
"Who's ready for a little combattere?" he smirked. "For the third and final round, both teams will have a representative chosen for them by random selection. After that, you'll recieve a stick to whack the opponent with!"
"Is there protection?" Ariana protested. "I refuse to go in like that!"
Chris shook his head. "Nope. Not enough in the budget."
"Heh, imagine that!" Clementine smiled. Most of the others laughed along with her.
"As I was telling you, you'll have the stick, and once you're knocked from your podium, the other team will win! As for the other team... be ready to say arrivederci to one of your compagni. Capiche?"
They exchanged nervous glances between each other.
"Alright. Looks good enough. Vasilisa, bring em in!"
Smirking smugly, the intern walked in with the bowls again, holding only nine slips in each bowl. Amanda snarled her teeth.
*Confessional*
Amanda: "I hate her. I hate her! I HATE HER! She made us lose- she made me lose! I was humiliated in front of my sister! Emma, I am terribly sorry, but I shall not allow Vasilisa to prevent me from getting that money for you!"
*static*
Chris reached his hand, shuffling around the remaining Alpha names. "First up we have... Ariana!"
She gasped, not prepared for what would be thrown at her. She watched Team Delta as they high-fived each other.
"And for Team Delta... Eadlyn!"
Eadlyn gave herself a mental thumbs-up. This could show Adam she'd be a worthy girlfriend...
Oops.
She turned red, even if it was only a thought.
*Confessional*
Ariana: "That was just my luck..." She lets out a big sigh.
*static*
Eadlyn: "It's time we show those Alphas who's the boss! A-and Adam... of course, heh heh. But mainly I'm working for all of Team Delta! So we're gonna win this one."
*static*
After grabbing their sticks, they stood broad on the podium, preparing for battle.
"On the count of three, girls, and it's all decided! And so three..."
Ariana bared her paddle, grimacing.
"Two!"
Eadlyn smiled arrogantly and smiled at her team.
"One!"
They locked eyes, Alpha to Delta. Clutching the stick tight in her hands, Eadlyn ran to Ariana without giving the Italian girl one moment to think. For a shield, Ariana held the stick in front of her face, but Eadlyn continued to throw it at her. The Alpha girl was almost sliding off.
"Come on, Ari! For the team!" Zach cheered.
"Go Eadlyn!" Most of her team chorused.
Ariana, wanting to be the underdog and show good skills, bounced back immediately, almost throwing her out of balance. "Non c'è modo si vince!" she snarled.
Eadlyn, unaware of the English translation, replied, "I don't know what you said, but bring it on, Ariana!"
*Confessional*
Adrian: "This fight is so confusing! But I hope Ariana will win!" The camera man tells him something, and he asks, "Wait, Eadlyn is on my team? I've been booing her the entire time!"
*static*
"This ends now!" Ariana announced. With that, she swung the stick.
SPLASH!
Everyone gasped. She toppled into the water.
Eadlyn had intelligently decided to duck under the swing, causing Ariana to loose her balance and fall in instead.
Seth cheered extremely loud, handing out high-fives to everyone, even Vasilisa on accident.
Meanwhile, Clementine faceplamed. "Not again!"
Chris brought the cheering to a halt. "Complimenti to Team Delta. As for Team Alpha... see you at the bonfire ceremony tonight."
Team Alpha Cabin
"Ariana was so dull-headed and not thinking that she cost us the challenge!" Clementine shrieked.
"Hey, it wasn't her fault," said Felix.
"Ah, you're right... it was yours!"
He scowled. "How was it mine?"
"That sucky salute. It jinxed us because none of us said the same thing-"
"There's no logic in that, Clem," Ian said.
"It c-couldn't have b-been his fault. He d-didn't participate," murmured Celia.
Clementine held her head. "You know, whoever keeps proving me wrong is going to get voted for!"
Ian and Celia exchanged a shy glance.
"We're making too grand of a deal out of this..." Val sighed. "I know who should get the vote."
At the bonfire ceremony...
"Ah, Team Alpha. The name is so broad! But oh... how you fell..."
"Tell me about it," Harmonia grumbled.
"The following names are safe and live to see another challenge on Pazzoide..."
*Confessional*
Celia: "I'm so s-sorry..."
*static*
Andy: "We were pretty good friends, buddy, but what Clem says has to go!"
*static*
Ariana: "I'm so sorry! But I don't know who to vote for!"
*static*
"Clementine...
Valentina...
Ryan...
Felix...
Celia...
Denise...
Ian...
Harmonia...
and Andy."
They all smiled as they caught their marshmallows. Zach and Ariana both frowned.
"One of you got nine votes... and the other recieved two. Zach..."
He drew back as the marshmallow bounced off of his arm. Ariana sighed.
"Ariana Carboni, it's arrivederci for you. Sorry."
"But not really though," added Clementine.
"I'll be back!" Ariana shouted, as she stepped onto the Boat of Losers. It drove off, but without Zach shouting, "I'll miss you, Ari!"
With that, she was gone in an instant.
"And so that ends this episode of Total Drama Pazzoide! But will Team Alpha be able to win the next challenge? Is Zach in love with Ariana? And what's up with that intern I hired? All to be answered next time on Total! Drama! Pazzoide!"
Votes:
Clementine - Ariana
Valentina - Ariana
Ariana - Zach
Ryan - Ariana
Celia - Ariana
Andy- Ariana
Zach- Ariana
Felix- Zach
Denise- Ariana
Ian- Ariana
Harmonia- Ariana
Ariana- 9
Zach- 2
That chapter really sucked, I'm sorry.
But I worked extra hard on it before I left for the beach! There will be NO updates next week because I'll be on vacation, so bear with me :3
Thanks for reading! xx- Anna