The vase fell to the ground with a loud 'CRASH'. Broken glass was scattered everywhere. Yuki was frozen. Haruhi twitched in disbelief. Everything was silent, until the twins spoke.
"Ahh.." They said looking at the broken pieces.
"This flower vase was our target for the school auction" Kaoru said.
"That's not good" Hikaru said picking up one piece of broken glass. "And we thought we could get the starting bid at eight million yen"
"EIGHT MILLION YEN?" Haruhi shrieked. In her mind, Yuki was ripping her hair out, she was having trouble trying to keep herself from doing that in the real world. OH. MY. KAMI. EIGHT MILLION YEN!? WE"RE DOOMED!
"How many thousands are in eight million?" Haruhi started counting her fingers aggrivated.
"U-um, about paying for this..." Haruhi started.
"With that money? You can't even buy a proper school uniform" The twins said.
Haruhi flinched. Yuki inwardly flinched. She was not going to show her fear to these idiots!
Kyoya came up and picked another broken piece lying on the floor. "What should we do about this Tamaki?" He asked the king. Tamaki looked at them.
"Well, you heard the Romans" He started, Yuki knew what was coming up, and she was dreading it. "When in Rome, do what the Romans do, you two have to pay with your body" Tamaki said with a dark face, pointing at them with his index finger.
"Starting today, you two are now the host club's dogs!" At that Yuki felt like she was going to faint, but she had to stay strong for Haruhi.
Meanwhile, Haruhi turned as white as a sheet and actually fainted. She fell to the ground. Yuki quickly rushed to her. Honey walked up to Haruhi and started poking her. Mom, Dad, it's horrible. We've been forced to work as the host's club dog by this weird bunch.
"Poke, poke,poke" He said. Yuki started shaking her gently to wake her up. Haruhi glanced at her and then looked up at the ceiling. "Please tell me this is just one, crazy, nightmare" She mumbled.
Yuki shook her head. I wish it was though, she thought.
-The Host Club Is Now OPEN!--
Several table were in the room and many girls sitting in each.
One table in particular though was probably where most girls sat at. A red velvet couch was in front of the table and sitting in it was the one and only, Tamaki Suoh. He was flirting with all the girls there too.
"Tamaki, what kind of music do you like?" One of them asked. He smiled.
"The tune that reminds me of you, of course" He said.
"I baked cake today, would you have some for me?" Another asked. Tamaki lifted her chin up.
"Only if you feed it to me" He replied. "Oh, Tamaki" She blushed and swooned at him.
"Tamaki, I heard you were keeping stray little kittens?" A beautiful girl sitting right next to him said.
"I wouldn't say kittens, more like..." He saw Haruhi and Yuki coming in holding paper grocery bags. "Oh, speak of the devils" He said.
"Thanks for shopping for us, little piglets" He winked at them.
"P-piglet?" Haruhi mumbled while Yuki tilted her head slightly in question.
Tamaki held up instant coffee in a jar. "So, what's this then?" He looked confused along with everyone else. They were looking at it like it was some type of alien.
"Just what it looks like, it's coffee" Haruhi replied. Yeah, no, it's brown powder, of course it's coffee. Idiot. Yuki thought sarcastically.
"Is this the kind that's already ground?" He asked Haruhi.
"No, it's instant" She replied. The two girls on the other couch, one with curly, brown hair, the other with long, black hair, tilted their heads simultaneously,
"Instant?" They questioned. Realization hit Tamaki,
"Oh, commoners coffee. Where you only add hot water right?" He exclaimed excitedly. More girls surrounded the table.
"Ooh, I've heard of this" The curly-haired girl said. " So it is true that commoners about poor people not having any free time, so they can't grind their own coffee beans, huh?" The long, black haired girl added. The other girls behind them nodded.
"Commoners have wisdom" Kyoya said from behind Tamaki's couch along with the other hosts.
"It says 100 grams for 300 yen" Said Hikaru from beside Kyoya. "What an incredible price drop!" Exclaimed Kaoru from the other side.
"Me and Yuki will buy something else, sorry for not buying expensive beans" Haruhi said. Tamaki held his hand up. "No, wait!" He stood up with a determined look on his face. "I'll drink it" Everybody looked at him in surprise, "Eeeh?" They said. "I'll drink it alright!" Tamaki exclaimed. Everybody started clapping in awe.
"Haruhi! Yuki! Come over here and make the commoners coffee!" He ordered to them.
Haruhi looked at them in disbelief, Damn these rich people. Yuki's eyebrow twitched slightly in annoyance. Oops, she looked around. She let out a sigh of relief. Thankfully, no one saw.
"Oh, Tamaki, you take these jokes too far. There's no way that a lowly drink like this will suit your tastes" The beautiful red-headed girl said. Haruhi heard this.
"Huh?" She said. "Forgive me, I was talking to myself" The girl turned to her and fake smiled. Yuki was ready to kill her if it weren't for self restraint. Lying trash.
"Uh..." Yuki stayed silent.
"Haruhi! Yuki!" Tamaki's call was heard. "Coming" She said as she and Yuki walked over.
A Few Minutes Later
"Let the tasting begin" Tamaki said with a smile.
"I'm a little scared to drink this" The girl with long, black hair said, other girls crowding around her.
"My father might yell at me for drinking this" Curly-haired girl said with other girls around her. Tamaki bent down to her face. "Will you drink it if it came from my mouth?" He said seductively. The girl blushed. "Y-yes" Other guests were swooning with hearts in their eyes. "Kyaa!"
Yuki sighed. What the heck? Yuki then heard a laugh. She looked atthe little devil's table. Hikaru was telling their guests a story.
"And so he had this terrible dream, he bolted up from bed..." He started. "Hikaru! Don't tell that story!" Kaoru said, embarrassed. "Your so mean, telling that story to others." A few tears dropped.
""Kaoru.." Said Hikaru as the guests looked at them excitedly. Hikaru grabbed Kaoru's chin, "I'm sorry Kaoru. You were just too cute when it happened, I couldn't help myself." Kaoru looked him in the eyes. " Hikaru..." All the guests at their table squealed. "Kyaa! Brotherly love!"
Haruhi sweatdropped as she carried a tray of teacups. "I don't get it, whay are they so excited?" Yuki shrugged as she was walking next to Haruhi, she was just confused as her. Suddenly Mori and Honey came in with Honey on Mori's back.
"Sorry I'm late" Honey said as he rubbed his eyes.
"Honey! Mori!" One of their guests greeted. "We've been waiting all this time for you!" Another girl said. Mori set Honey down and straightened up.
"Sorry, I was waiting for Mori in the swordsmen club and I fell asleep, I still kinda feel sleepy now" He said and all of their guest screamed "CUTE!"
Haruhi was watching them with a confused expression. "Is that guy really a senior?" She asked Yuki who, once again, shrugged. Kyoya walked up to them.
"Honey-senpai is a prodigy, despite his appearance, and Mori-senpai attracts girls by his silent deposition" He said.
"Haru-chan, Yuu-chan!" Honey said as he launched himself on their arms almost making Haruhi fall over and Yuki tip slightly. "Do you want to have cake with me?" He asked.
"No, I don't really like sweets" Haruhi said a bit dizzy. Yuki flushed slightly though. "Well, I'll lend you my Usa-chan!" He said as he showed the stuffed bunny to Haruhi.
"No, I'm not up for Usa-chan either..." She said head tilting side to side. "Y-you don't like Usa-chan?" He asked with watery eyes. Haruhi and Yuki looked at the bunny for a few seconds, somehow it blushed. They both blinked a moment. "C-cute" They exclaimed, one being more quiet than the other. Honey's eyes showed realization before he smiles and handed the bunny to Haruhi.
"Take good care of it okay?" He started to run off but was stopped by a hand on his shoulder. He looked up and saw Yuki. She had a light blush on her face.
"I-I like sweets" She said looking to the side. Honey blushed a little, Cute, He thought. He then smiled brightly and took her hand. "Okay!"
Honey dragged Yuki to his table and sat her down on the couch. "Try the strawberry cake, Yuu-chan, they're my favorite!"
Yuki nodded and took a bite, she looked down at her lap right after though, to hide her blush.
"How is it Yuu-chan?" He said tilting his head to the side. His guests squealed cute again. Yuki looked at him and said, "It's good" Honey smiled big at that comment.
After a few minutes Yuki finished her cake and walked over to Haruhi who just finished talking to Kyoya.
"Yeah, be sure to work hard newbies" Said Tamaki blowing in Haruhi's ear. She jumped back. "Please don't do that" She said, annoyed. Tamaki straightened himself, "Your not going to get any ladies if you look like that" He said.
"I'm not interested in getting any, anyway" Haruhi said as Yuki nodded. As Tamaki began explaining the basics of hosting Haruhi was hinking of something.
"What's the word you call a person like that again?" She mumbled. "Hmm...annoying? Nah." She had her eyes closed and thinking hard. Tamaki walked back to them as he finished explaining. "Obnoxious!" Haruhi exclaimed as she slammed her fist on her hand. At the same time that happened the twins happened to be walking by.
Tamaki twitched and went over to his corner as he sulked while the twins burst out laughing. Yuki was laughing in her head, Ha! Take that narccistic king!
"You could teach th basics all you want.." Said Hikaru to Tamaki, "But in his case..." Continued Kaoru. "He's not gonna get far with the ladies if he doesn't look decent, you know" He said as he reached for her glasses. "If you took of the glassees his eyes will appear small-huh?"
"Wait! I need those! I lost my contacts the other day." Haruhi explained while the twins looked at her in surprise. Hikaru and Kaoru looked at each other and then to Yuki curiously. They tried to pull her hood off, but she dodged. Unluckily though, she bumped into Mori and tripped causing her to fall backwards and crash into a girl holding some coffee. The girl looked in shock as she apologized.
"I'm sorry! I'll pay for your cleaning bill!" Yuki held her hand up. "It's okay" She said in monotone. Everyone was shocked, except Haruhi, because she hadn't spoken a word since they got there. Yuki sighed and pulled down her hood, revealing her 'handsome face'. She then opened her eyes and everybody gasped. 'He' was beautiful! Even with the blank expression! Immediately all the girls swooned.
Tamaki snapped his fingers. "Hikaru, Kaoru!" The twins saluted, "Yessir!" And they grabbed the scholarship student's hands and shoved them in the changing rooms, before going out themselves. Tamaki then pointed to Kyoya and Mori.
"Kyoya contact the hair designer! Mori-senpai get contacts from the nurses' office!" He instructed.
"What about me, Tama-chan?" Asked Honey excitedly.
"Honey-senpai, you..."
"Yeah. yeah?" He asked jumping up and down.
"Honey-senpai, eat cake, please." Tamaki said to the senior.
Honey sulked and ate cake at his table. "Guess it's just you and me Usa-chan" He said and for the first time not in the mood to eat cake.
Meanwhile, behind the curtains of the changing room, Haruhi and Yuki were standing together with the twins in front of them.
"Alright, put this on!" They said. "What? Why?" The girls asked. "No questions" The twins shouted.
"Okay! We'll put it on, just get out!" Said Haruhi kicking them out of room. The twins had to hop on their toes to balance themselves. Suddenly they looked at each other in realization.
Several minutes later Haruhi and Yuki got their hair fixed and Haruhi was now wearing contacts. They were now changing into the boy uniforms the guys got for them.
"Um, senpai?" Asked Haruhi behind the curtain.
"Oh, are you guys done now?"
The curtains opened and out stepped Haruhi. She was wearing the boys' uniform and her hair was combed and trimmed neatly.
"Can I really keep this uniform?" She questioned. Tamaki cried crocodile tears and put his hands to his cheeks. "You're so cute! You almost look like a girl!" He exclaimed. Everybody sweatdropped at his comment.
"Haru-chan! You look so cute!" Honey said. Mori nodded.
"If that's how you really look..." Hikaru started,
"You should've said so sooner." Kaoru finished.
"You might just be able to gain customers like that" Said Kyoya.
"Yes! It's just as I figured!" Said Tamaki.
Liar
"Wait, where's Yuu-chan?" Asked Honey. Everyon nodded. Suddenly the curtains opened and Yuki came out. She was wearing the boys' uniform but instead of the shoes it came with, she had sneakers on. On her ears she wore silver earings 'cause the hair designers saw her double peircings. Finally, she wore some black, fingerless gloves. All in all, she looked great. Her green eyes looked like they were glowing too.
When they saw her, all the guys blushed and their hearts started beating faster. Yuki looked at them and tilted her head slightly with a stoic face.
"What?"