"What?" Yuki asked tilting her head slightly. The hosts were in awe. 'He' was truly gorgeous. The twins stared at her wide eyed.
Why is my heart beating fast?Kaoru thought, subconsciously putting his hand on his heart.
Tch. So what if she's pretty? I look way better than her, Thought Hikaru, but he knew he was just lying to himself, this guy was in a whole new different level of good looks.
Meanwhile Honey was burying his face in his stuffed bunny, he didn't want anybody to see him with his face as red as a tomato. Next to him Mori and Kyoya both had a small blush that was barely noticeable. Tamaki, who was standing in front of Yuki and Haruhi, was squealing with a red face saying "They're so cute!"
They were snapped out of their thoughts by Haruhi's voice. "Hello?" She said, Yuki beside her with a slightly confused face.
Suddenly, they all cleared their throats and straightened up, blushes fading.
Tamaki then pointed at the (unintentionally) cross-dressing girls and everythaing was back to normal (well, as normal as things can get).
"The errend boys have graduated! Starting today, you two are now offical members of the host club! I will train you to become first-rate hosts. If you get 100 customers to request you, we will forget about your eight million yen debt" He said.
"Hosts?" The girls were in shock, one being angrier than the other, though nobody noticed.
—Yuki And Haruhi Now Open For Business!—
"Haruhi, what hobbies do you have?"
"Yuki, your eyes are beautiful!"
"Do you do anything special to your skin?"
"It's really pretty"
Haruhi twitched in disbeleif, Yuki raged in her mind. Haruhi was kind of embarrassed by the stares she and Yuki would get while they were in class. Though Haruhi was embarrassed, on the other hand, Yuki simply didn't care. They both didn't know what to do, Yuki had no intention in talking anyway.
"Yuki, Haruhi, why did you join the host club?" Their guests asked simultaneously.
The two girls both suddenly remembered that if they got a hundred customers, the hosts will forget about their debt.
Haruhi new just how to start.
"I see... your mother passed away ten years ago, after being sick, and Yuki lost his parents in a car crush?" One girl questioned.
"So who does the chores in your house?" Another asked.
Haruhi turned to her with a smile. "Ah, my mother was good at cooking, when my mom was in the hospital she gave me lot's of recipes, and when Yuki came along we would take turns cooking" Haruhi explained. Yuki nodded.
"Yeah, back when I was six my parents would teach me how to cook, and when they died I continued cooking at the orphanage. When Haruhi and her father adopted me, I was grateful and I did the house chores with Haruhi to show my gratitude" She added with a sad look in her eyes, though her face showed no emotion.
"Um...could we request you two tomorrow?" Their guests asked with red faces. Haruhi nodded with a smile making them go red even more. Yuki felt happy, they actually can pay the debt back! She felt so grateful that she kissed one guest on the cheek,(she can't control herself when she's happy) with a blank face of course.
The girl blushed and squealed along with other guests.
"They're popular right from the start, a real natural" Stated Kyoya to the twins and Tamaki, they were watching the girls host.
"No help needed" Hikaru and Kaoru said simultaneously.
"Tamaki" The red-headed girl from earlier said, catching Tamaki's attention.
"Oh, I'm sorry my princess. I'm just a little concerned for my little boys" He said turning to the girl who was sipping some tea. She looked at him, opening her once closed eyes.
"You seem to be keeping an eye on those ones quite a bit" She said.
"That's because I'm raising them like they were my own" He replied. Tamaki then snapped his fingers. "Haruhi, Yuki, come here!" He shouted to them.
Haruhi and Yuki looked at each other and walked over to him. "Yes?" Haruhi questioned. "Say hello, this is my regular guest, Princess Ayakanoji" He said directing a hand to the girl beside him.
Oh, that girl from earlier Haruhi thought, Yuki was having meaner thoughts though. It's the snobby, piece of trash again, She thought with a mental sneer.
Haruhi smiled. Just smile and continue. "It's nice to meet you"She said. Yuki just nodded her head and waved her hand saying "Yo", somewhat cutely?
Tamaki turned red in the face and attack both of them with a death bear hug. "That was so cute, Haruhi, Yuki!" He exclaimed spinning them around in circles. "The air of bashfulness was good, good, very good!" Ayakanoji tried to get his attention but failed.
Haruhi and Yuki tried to get away, but Tamaki wouldn't let them go. "Mori-senpai! Help!" Haruhi yelled with Yuki nodding her vigorously (with a blank face).
In an instant Mori appeared taking them away from Tamaki, He had a small, barely noticeable blush on his face and a look of realization in his eyes.
"Mori-senpai, you didn't have to go that far" Said Tamaki. "Come on come back to daddy's heart!" Princess Ayakanoji looked at them with a dark look on her face.
"I don't need two fathers" Exclaimed Haruhi.
Several minutes later...
"Huh? Where's my bag?" Questioned Haruhi looking at Yuki.
"My bag's gone too." She said.
They both looked out a large window, there, in a large fountain was their bags.
"I thought there wouldn't be any bullies at this school, but sure enough..." Said Haruhi trailing off.
Who could have done this? It couldn't be... I bet it was Ayakanoji! Yuki thought with an angered face.
They were running in the halls when they suddenly passed Ayakanoji. "Oh, it's you two" She said. "How nice of Tamaki to tidy both of you up, while you're at it, why don't you correct your dirty upbringing?" She continued walking off.
Yuki was furious, with each word that came out of her dirty little mouth. She just wanted to punch that girl in the face for insulting Haruhi.
Okay Yuki, calm down. Keep your cool. Yuki counted up to ten, taking deep breaths. She really needed to fix her (inner) temper.
The girls were now in the fountain, there was a rather inappropriate statue in the middle, one which Yuki desperately trying not to laugh at.
"Well, I guess we found the guilty part, Yuki. Whatever her reasons, we have to find our wallet or we won't have food for this week" Haruhi said. Yuki nodded.
"Haruhi, do you want me to punch her in the face? She had the nerve to insult you!" She exclaimed. Haruhi shook her head with a sigh.
"It's okay Yuki, you don't have to do that for me" She said. Yuki grumbled a 'fine' and they went back to finding their wallets.
"Hey, commoners!" They heard Tamaki's voice. "You got a lot of nerve, skipping out on club activities like that" He said and they turned around to face them.
Tamaki looked at the bag that was at his feet. "Why are your bags wet?" He questioned"We just dropped it" Haruhi lied. Yuki nodded.
"We can't find our food money for this week" She explained in monotone.
They heard a splash in the water and they both turned around to see Tamaki with his pant legs up, also searching for their wallet.
"That's okay, you'll get yourself all wet" Haruhi said as Yuki mumbled a small 'yeah'.
"Getting wet isn't going to do any harm is it?" He said. "After all, people always say that I'm dripping with good looks" Yuki tried not roll her eyes at the bad pun.
"Oh, might this be...what your looking for?" Tamaki said, holding their wallets up with a wink. Haruhi and Yuki stared at him as he walked over.
"What's wrong? You two are staring into space. You two haven't fallen for me have you?" He said waving their wallets in their faces with both of his hands.
Haruhi quickly grabbed her wallet, Yuki doing the same thing, this time actually rolling her eyes. "Who me?" Haruhi said.
Tamaki straightened himself up, "Still, how could something like this happen?" He questioned.
"Well, I accidentally dropped it out the window" Haruhi explained. Tamaki looked at Yuki.
"Me too" She said. They didn't know that a certain princess was watch them from the window.
—Hosting Time—-
Ayakanoji was sitting at Yuki and Haruhi's table drinking tea.
"I see, that must been terrible huh?" She said. "Having your bags fall out the window on it's own..."
"Why would she request us?" Haruhi whispered to Yuki, who shrugged, "I don't know" She whispered back.
"But, making Tamaki do all that work finding those filthy bags for you two, you must feel special now?" Ayakanoji said crossing her fingers together on the table. Yuki was again losing her (inner) temper, having a barely noticeable tick mark on her head. Oblivious to Yuki's anger she continued.
"Tamaki is only paying you two attention because of your upbringing was unusual" Haruhi then came to a conclusion.
"You're jealous?" She said. Right on, Haruhi, thought Yuki.
In a heart beat the table was turned over and they were all on the floor, Haruhi laying on top of Ayakanoji. Yuki was standing there staring at them.
"Kya!" Brat princess screamed. "Haruhi, Haruhi suddenly attacked me! And Yuki was helping him!" She yelled out for everyone to hear.
"Somebody quick, deal with this commoner!" Suddenly, the twins poured tea(?) on them, somehow also getting Yuki wet.
"What are you doing?" Questioned Ayakanoji. Tamaki helped her up, brushing hair out of her face.
"Tamaki, Haruhi assaulted me" She started explaining but Tamaki cut her off.
"You were the one who threw Haruhi and Yuki's bag on the pond, didn't you?" He said.
"How do you know that? Do you have any proof?" Tamaki lifted her face with his hands.
"You really are quite pretty, but you're not fit to be our guest. But I know one thing, Haruhi and Yuki are not that kind of men" He said, Yuki tried not to snort when he said 'men'.
"T-Tamaki, you idiot!" Ayakanoji screamed, running out of the room.
"Ah, I'm going to decide your punishment for this situation, both of your quotas are now increased to 1,000 yen!" He said pointion at the still wet Haruhi and Yuki. They twitched, one being unnoticeable. 1,000 yen!?
Tamaki handed a uniform to each of them. "This is the only spare uniforms we have left, it's still better than the wet one though, right?"
"Thank you very much" Said Haruhi and Yuki both looking in the bags.
...
Haruhi and Yuki were both changing in one dressing room when Tamaki came in. "Haruhi, Yuki, here's some towels" He looked up and he saw Haruhi and Yuki in undershirts.
Haruhi turned around while Yuki looked at him blankly.
"Haruhi, Yuki" He started looking at their info cards. "You're both girls?" He asked.
"Biologically speaking, yeah" Haruhi said as she and Yuki stepped out of the dressing rooms.
"Listen senpai, I don't really care if you think of me as a boy, that's okay with me, my feeling is that any awareness of being a boy or girl, falls lower than that of a person" She said. Yuki nodded,
"Yeah"She said, agreeing with Haruhi, on the inside though, she was plotting Tamaki's murder for going inside the change room while Haruhi (and her) was changing. Pervert, she thought.
"Well, this an interesting development"Said Kyoya, pushing up his glasses and holding his black notebook. New it from the start.
The twins looked at each other and shrugged while grinning. "It sure is" They said standing next to Mori and Honey. Figured it out along the way.
Haruhi smiled. "But senpai, you were kinda cool earlier" She said. Tamaki turned red.
"Yeah, thank you" Yuki said. He glanced at her and turned even redder. Tamaki put a hand on his face slowly backing away.
"Could this be the beginnings of love?" Kyoyo said to the audience (Yuki: Your breaking the fourth wall!).
"You know, being a host and getting fussed over girls might not be all that bad" Yuki said. The host all turned to her in surprise, she hadn't spoken more than one word since Tamaki found out they were girls.
Snapping out of his shock, Tamaki flinched and turned blue, getting purple lines on his face.
Haruhi nodded, agreeing with Yuki. "I know, from now on we should call everybody dude and bro!" She said to Yuki, who was nodding.