"You are forgiven , You may go now" Yuki sighed, she didn't deserve detention! She was just trying to protect one of her guests from being assaulted by a pervert! Oh well, what's done is done.
Yuki looked at the clock on the wall. Shoot! I'm late for the host club!
Yuki started running down the halls when she ran into Haruhi, who was now running alongside her.
"You're late too?" Yuki questioned. Haruhi nodded.
"I got caught up in studying, ehehe..."She answered, smiling sheepishly. "What about you?" She asked.
"Beat up a pervert for trying to attack a guest"Yuki said.
They reached music room three and opened the doors.
Yuki twitched slightly, Haruhi twitched. There, they saw a tropical paradise.
"Where are we?" Haruhi asked. "I think.. we're in the club room" Yuki replied.
"Welcome" The seven attractive guys said. Mom, dad, this is the club me and Haruhi were forced to join last week, the host club.
A bird landed on Haruhi's head. Yuki looked at the bird curiously, and mentally cooed at how cute she thought it was.
"Oh, it's just Haruhi and Yuki" Said the twins.
Haruhi brought out a calendar and both her and Yuki looked at it. "It's definitely still early April" Whispered Yuki to Haruhi who nodded.
"Huddling under the kotatsu table, fearing the cold would be nonsense!" Tamaki hugged himself. "Why else do we have this heating and cooling system?" He said dramatically, posing ridiculously .
"Do you have some criticism towards our clubs policies? Haruhi, Yuki, you owe us eight million yen"Threatened Said Kyoya.
"Fine men do not bundle up in bulky clothing. It may be a chilling early spring out in the world, but in our club, we welcome the chilly little kittens to warm south tropical aura" Tamaki struck another pose. Seriously, what's with all the poses?
Yuki tuned Tamaki out as he talked about how today the club is 'a hot island of everlasting summer', she heard Haruhi say "That's funny because I feel a massive chill coming dwn my spine"
Yuki mentally chuckled at that. They're so funny...
—The Host Club Is Now Open For Business!—-
"Even with my lustrous skin, like ivory, and my outfit like that of a Balinese king, all too fitting for me, I am no more than a slave to my beautiful goddess, kneeling and swearing my loyalty" Tamaki was once again flirting with his guests, with all the girls blushing madly and swooning.
Haruhi and Yuki walked away from his table after serving drinks.
"Oh yes, our host club will be having a dance party this week" Yuki and Haruhi heard Tamaki say to his guests.
"A dance party?" They then both looked at Hikaru and Kaoru's table. "What will you be doing at the dance party?" The girls at their table asked.
"We're renting the big hall in the central building..." Started Hikaru.
"And throwing a big event there" Finished Kaoru.
"Although I wanted to spend my time along with you Kaoru" Hikaru said grabbing his twin's chin. Kaoru sighed dreamily.
"Don't say that Hikaru, you know i want that the most" Their guest squealed happily. "Brotherly love with a south tropical flavour!" They screamed.
Haruhi and Yuki were now standing together with Kyoya. "The guests seemed more worked up then usual, huh?"
"Showing a little skin is popular" Stated Kyoya, writing something in his notebook. Probably thinking a way to increase our debt, thought Yuki
"Did you think up of this tropical idea Kyoya-senpai?" Asked Haruhi. Yuki nodded, she was also curious.
"I have no desicion-making authority. All of the club's policies are laid-out by our king, Tamaki" He said. Yeah, right, king Yuki mentally rolled her eyes.
Kyoya smiled and did his signature move. "Although, I might find it worth the effort to casually slip photo book of Bali in his desk" He said.
Haruhi and Yuki sweatdropped. "This guy is the shadow king" Haruhi whispered to Yuki, who nodded.
"Ta-da!" Honey was shirtless, wearing a necklace of flowers around his neck. His guests squealed saying he was so cute. Honey giggled happily. "Hee-hee, these are Balinese flowers. We had them flown in" He said.
Suddenly Mori came, holding a pineapple. "Ah, Takashi!" Honey (creepily) climbed on to Mori like a bug and put another necklace of Balinese flowers around his neck.
"Yay! We're the same now!" He exclaimed while hugging Mori. One of their guests almost fainted. "They're all wearing camelias!" One said.
Haruhi and Yuki looked at them in confusion.
"Haruhi, Yuki..." One of their guests said. "Haruhi, Yuki, aren't you two going to wear the tropical outfits? I'd like to see that" She said.
We can't wear them because unlike the other hosts, we're not actally males, Yuki thought, she desperately wanted to say that out loud. Haruhi held her two hand up (in defence?).
"No, it's just that I think it's natural to wear early spring clothing when it's early spring" She said.
"Yeah,I think it'll look better than wearing Summer clothing when it's still kind of cold, but I know anything will look better when you wear it ladies" Yuki flirted with the girls, trying to wink. It turned out cute though, not flirty (she did it with a blank face and voice, how it turned out cute, I don't know).
Everyone froze. Their guests blushed. Everybody blushed. 'He' was so cute. All the girls suddenly squealed (excluding Yuki and Haruhi, though Haruhi blushed at her cuteness). Yuki looked around confused, Why was everyone looking at her blushing?
She shrugged. The hosts snapped out of it and tried to gain the attention of their own customers, though they didn't know it, their hearts were beating madly.
"Haruhi, we have one for you, what';s more, it's paired up with mine" Tamaki said, pointing to a Balinese queen like costume.
"No thank you" Haruhi bluntly stated. Tamaki then turned to Yuki. "Yuki?" He questioned in a pleading voice, Yuki wasn't even looking at him.
"Yuki, Haruhi, you have a strong sense in seasons, huh?" One of their guests asked.
"Then I hope the cherry blossoms are in full bloom" Another said. "One of you, dancing with me, along the fluttering cherry blossoms..." They all sighed dreamily with hearts over their heads.
"You really think so?" Both of them asked head tilting to the side. Haruhi smiled and Yuki looked at them with amazing green eyes.
"Ladies, you're so cute to have such dreams" They said simultaneously, one with more emotion in their voice. The girls, again, blushed. The Host Club's promising rookies.
"Excuse me" They heard a feminine voice from behind them. "I think it's just about time for designee changes" They turned around and saw a pretty girl with short, brown hair.
"Oh, I'm sorry. You must be our next appointment, Miss..." Haruhi trailed off, forgetting her name.
"Kanako Kasugazaki, 2nd-Year Class B" She said, introducing herself.
"You two are even cuter than the rumors" Kanako lifted Yuki's chin up. "I made up my mind. I'm making you two my new favorites"
Tamaki was slurping large amounts of cup ramen on a table by himself, reminding Yuki of Naruto (remember she's an otaku?).
"Sir, stop eating that commoners' ramen and come help us with the dance party planning" Said Hikaru looking at him from another table along with the other hosts.
"Is princess Kasuga taking a liking to Haruhi and Yuki really bothering you that much?" Questioned Kaoru.
"Her illness didn't just start, right?" Said Kyoya, who was on his laptop.
"Illness?" Asked Haruhi as Yuki tilted her head in question.
"Wandering host-hopping decease" Hikaru said. "In other words, never-the-same-boy-twice decease" Added Kaoru.
"Usually, our customers designate the same host in perpetuity, but she tends to change her favorite on a regular basis" Stated Kyoya.
"Up until last time, she was with Tama-chan, right?" Asked Honey holding onto his Usa-chan.
"Ah, this is because we took his guest away from him" Haruhi said in understanding. Yuki muttered a 'Yeah'.
Suddenly Tamaki was in front of the girls. "That's not why!" He pointed at them.
"I'm at the limits of my patience! Haruhi, Yuki, start dressing like girls!" He shouted.
"Why do you two have to be so woefully popular with the girls, when you yourself are girls!" Tamaki ranted. "To put it bluntly, the only people in this school who know you are girls are the Host Club!" The twins were now next to him, hands raised.
"Haruhi's opted out of gym classes and no one suspects for Yuki because of her athletic build and height" Said Hikaru.
"Attendance numbers are mixed between genders, so no one can tell" Kaoru said right after him.
Tamaki then ran and got out a treasure chest-looking thing that said 'king's private property' and started looking for something.
"Daddy...daddy.." He pulled out two big picture frames of Haruhi and Yuki in middle school, they still had long hair there.
"...wants you to be the way you were back then!" He shouted with crocodile tears.
"Please don't go blowing up our photos without asking as first!" Haruhi shouted back. Yuki had a blank face on, except for the tiny tick mark on her head. No one seemed to notice though, they were all too busy looking at their photos from middle school.
"The more I look at the pictures, the more I marvel at it" Said the twins.
"How is it that this can become that?" They said, referring to when they first met them, and the middle school picture. The hosts all looked at Haruhi and Yuki.
"The day before the entrance exams, a kid from my neighborhood stuck some gum in my hair. It was such a pain to get it out, that I cut it off" Haruhi said, subconsciously touching her hair. Then, they all turned to the other girl in the room who shrugged.
"I was sparing in kendo, since we were using real swords, my sparring partner accidentally cut my hair off" She said bluntly. The hosts all looked surprised.
"You do kendo?" They asked. Yuki nodded.
"And other martial arts, along with sports" She added. The hosts were astonished, they never knew that she could do martial arts.
"Anyway, we didn't really care if we looked like boys" They said simultaneously.
Tamaki was up in their faces again. "Girls should not be referring to themselves as boys!" He yelled.
"Mommy! Haruhi and Yuki are using dirty words!" He turned to Kyoya with tears in his eyes.
"Who's mommy?" Question Kaoru.
"From a club position standpoint, I guess I am" Replied Kyoya.
"Well, after all, we can still pay more of our debt before we graduate by being a host, right Yuki?" Haruhi said as she turned to Yuki who nodded.
"By the way, do you guys have any experience in social dancing?" Hikaru asked from beside Kaoru. "It's essential for the party" He then added.
Haruhi started sweating. "Huh? No, but the party has nothing to do with our quota, right? I'm not all that interested in events, so if I could be excused..." She said with wide eyes, tilting her head to the side. Behind her, Tamaki had glints in his eyes.
"No, social dances are a common practice for a gentleman. If you want to walk the path of a host that badly, then you have to show us how far you'll go, Haruhi" He said seriously.
"If you canot master the waltz in one week, and demonstrate it to us at the party, I will expose the fact that you are a girl to the school and bust you back down to errand boy!" Tamaki pointed at Haruhi.
"Wait!" Everybody looked at Honey who looked at Yuki. "Yuu-chan, do you know how to dance?" He asked.
Everybody face-palmed, (except for Yuki and Haruhi) they forgot about Yuki! Yuki, who was watching everything quietly sighed. She was hoping for them to forget about her. Thanks, Honey-senpai She thought sarcastically.
Yuki nodded. "Yeah, I know how to waltz. My parents taught me when I was little" She said, voice with no emotion.
The hosts were curious now, why would she need to learn the waltz? She was just a commoner, right?
—-Next Day—-
"Quick, quick, slow, quick, quick, slow..." Kanako was teaching Haruhi the waltz while Tamaki was sulking in a corner, posing like a model. In the background, Honey was spinning Mori around. Yuki was sleeping on one of the couches in the club.
Thump!
Suddenly, Haruhi and Kanako fell, falling into a position with Kanako lying on the bottom and Haruhi on top.
"I'm sorry, Kasugazaki-san!" Kanako wrapped her arms around Haruhi's neck. "It's all right Haruhi" She said.
"You're looking all gloomy there, boss" The twins said. They turned to each other.
"He said he wanted to be the one who practiced with Haruhi" Stated Hikaru.
"But he's too tall to stand as a woman for her" Kaoru replied.
Yuki suddenly woke up hearing the twin's statement. Now, being the kind person she truly was inside, she decided to cheer Tamaki up.
Tamaki and the twins saw Yuki coming up to them. "What is it Yuki?" questioned the twins.
Yuki looked at Tamaki and the corners of her mouth lifted up slightly.
"Tamaki, will you dance with me?" She asked.
Tamaki and the twins were in shock. Did she just smile at Tamaki!? She even asked if Tamaki could dance with her! They were snapped out of their stupor when Yuki waved a hand. "Hello?" She said.
Tamaki smiled brightly. "Of course!" He took Yuki's hand and led her to the middle of the room, where Haruhi and Kanako were practicing. They bowed at each other and strarted to waltz.
All the hosts, plus Kanako and Haruhi looked at them while they danced. Tamaki and Yuki looked so graceful.
Haruhi smiled, she remembered the times when Yuki would teach her how to dance when they were kids for fun.
Meanwhile, the twins, Kyoya, Honey, and Mori felt a bit disappointed that they couldn't dance with her.
But little did they know that they were actually jealous...