"Tamaki, why is it that you are so beautiful?" Once again, the Host Club is now open for business with weird cosplay costumes.

Today, all the hosts were expensive wearing kimonos.

"That's because I want to catch your eye, if only for a second," Tamaki replied, he was wearing a fake pony tail.

"Why is it your voice is so mellow?" Asked another girl with a blush on her face.

"Why is it you look at me with such moist eyes?" Another guest blushed. Tamaki smiled at her.

"Because your fresh, young smile makes the spring in my hart overflow," He had fake tears in his eyes. His guests swooned.

"So you two are wearing matching kimonos?" One guests asked the twins at their table.

"The ones that everyone's wearing today is designed by our mothers." Hikaru smiled. "If you want, we can take your order" He said.

Kaoru also smiled and said, "It was our grandmother that dressed us though" He added.

Hikaru grabbed his twin's face, making Kaoru look into his eyes.

"And of course, it's my task to undress you, Kaoru" Hikaru's voice was deep and seductive. Kaoru blushed.

"Hikaru..." Kaoru turned away from him with watery eyes. "You're embarrassing me in front of the guests," He said.

Their guests squealed with red faces.

Haruhi sweatdropped while Yuki's eye slightly twitched.

Suddenly, both of their guests appeared in front of them.

"Haruhi, you look so cute in your kimono!" One said. The other nodded and looked at Yuki.

"Yuki, you look so beautiful in your kimono!" She said. "Just like girls! Though Yuki's more manly,"

Yuki mentally pouted. But I'm not even a guy! She inwardly dramatically sighed.

"Haruhi, Yuki, you've been requested." They turned their heads to Kyoya, who wasn't even looking at them.

"Both of your clients have pretty well stabilized lately, haven't they? Keep it up." He stated.

Then he finally turned to the two cross-dressing girls. He said something about their debt and the kimonos, but Yuki just mentally rolled her eyes at him.

Two guests then appeared and asked Kyoya something about photo collections of the Host Club hosts.

"Haru-chan, Yuu-chan" Haruhi and Yuki heard Honey's voice. The turned their heads to him.

"I lost one of my sandals." Honey was crying. "You were just wearing them a while ago, weren't you?" Haruhi questioned as she and Yuki walked over to him.

Yuki, not wanting to see anybody sad, put a hand on top of his head. The sides of her lips twitched up slightly. "We'll find them," She said, emotionless. Honey blushed at her kindness.

"Mitsukuni" Mori lifted Honey's left foot up and slipped his missing sandal on his foot.

"Takashi..."

"It was lying over there." Mori said. Honey hugged him tightly with a big smile.

Whoa, he said more than one word Yuki's inner face showed surprise.

Haruhi had stress lines (is that what you call it?) on her face. "These tearful events seem to be spreading" She commented. Yuki nodded.

"Why is everyone crying today?" Yuki whispered to Haruhi.

Haruhi was backing away when she bumped into Kaoru. Coming out of Kaoru's sleave, a small bottle fell to the ground.

"What?" Haruhi picked up the bottle as Yuki's eye twitched once again.

Suddenly, the twins appeared at either sides of them as the girls stood together.

"I should let you know, it's a commoner's practice for a host." Said Kaoru from Yuki's left side.

"There isn't a girl around who wouldn't swoon over moist eyes." Added Hikar from Haruhi's right side.

Haruhi was looking back and forth between them as they talked.

"That's cheating," She stated. "Yeah." Yuki agreed with her adopted sister.

"Don't be so rigid," Hikaru said, poking Yuki in the face.

"Oh, Haruhi, Yuki" Kaoru started as he took something out of his sleeve.

"This is for you two" He handed them each a small fancy candy in a tiny case.

"I can have this?"

"For me?"

They both said, small blushes on their faces.

"How charming!" The twins grinned.

"Haruhi, you like sweets?" Haruhi and Yuki's guests asked. Haruhi smiled.

"No, I don't like sweets that much," She replied. The two guests then turned to Yuki, who was already opening the small case.

"How about you, Yuki?" They questioned. Yuki looked at them with big, green eyes.

"Yes." She simply said. The guests swooned. "He's so cute!" They squealed out loud.

Yuki though, was oblivious to the commotion as she was too delighted of the sweet.

This is heaven~ She sang in her head. The two guests then turned back to Haruhi as she started speaking again.

"Still, it might be good memorial for my mother." She said with a gentle smile. Yuki froze and thought of her parents also.

She (unintentionally) looked at the twins with big, glowing green, eyes. "Can I have another one to give to my parents?" She asked hopefully, though as always, her face portrayed no emotion.

The twins, along with everyone in the room, blushed.

"How admirable of you!" Exclaimed Tamaki, appearing in front of them. He leaned forward to their faces. They both leaned back though.

"Such devotion to your parents! Here, Haruhi, Yuki, take as many as you like!" He added more sweets to both of their hands as his eyes started to get watery.

Yuki's eyes glistened as she looked at all the sweets in her hand. Haruhi though, had stress lines on her face.

"Are those fake tears too?" She questioned. Tamaki twitched.

"How can you say that!? My tears are always genuine!" He yelled out.

Yuki just ignored him and started popping the sweets in her mouth, making sure to save some for her parents.

"Being able to cry without eye drops is the mark of a true host," He said. "Well Haruhi, Yuki? Are you impressed?Have you both fallen for me?" Tamaki dramatically exclaimed.

As Tamaki was ranting and complimenting himself, Yuki finally finished her snack leaving two behind.

She noticed a girl hiding behind the entrance door.

"Huh? We have a brand-new guests." The twins announced to the other hosts.

They suddenly both had an idea. Kaoru walked up to the girl and held up a rose. "What are you waiting for? Come on in." He said.

Hikaru appeared by his twin's side holding another rose to the girl. "It isn't any fun just to watch." He added.

Then Tamaki came up to the girl and held up his own rose. "Here, don't be afraid, my princess. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club." He put a hand underneath the girl's chin to lift it up.

"N-" She started. "N-?"

"No! Don't touch me you phony!" She held up a hand and pushed Tamaki's face away.

The hosts gasped in surprise. Yuki raised an eyebrow in question.

"I'm...a phony?" Tamaki asked, holding his face. The girl pointed at him.

"Yes! You're a phony! I can't believe you're the prince figure in this club!" She exclaimed.

Tamaki stepped back away from her, face horrified as she continued talking.

"The prince character doesn't go around spreading his love so readily!" Tamaki's face showed that he was scared.

"How can you be so stupid!? It's almost like you're a dim-witted narcissist! Incompetent! Mediocre! The pits!" Every word hit Tamaki like lightning as he slowly fell down.

"Oh! It's a new technique! One-man slow motion!"

As Tamaki fell down, Kyoya had a finger to his chin with a thoughtful

expression.

"By any chance, are you..." The girl looked at him and her face lit up.

"Kyoya!" She ran up to him, stepping over Tamaki in the process, and wrapped her arms around his waist.

"I've wanted to meet you. My own prince." She said. Yuki froze.

Yup. My mind is about to explode.

"Fiance? Kyoya-senpai's?"

The girl was sitting on a couch.

"Yes. My name is Renge Hoshakuji. I will be transferring into 1st year, class A tomorrow." She said.

The hosts were now dressed into their normal uniforms.

Tamaki was in his corner sulking again.

"Look, he's mad." Hikaru stated. They were all looking at Tamaki.

"That's because mommy was keeping a secret from daddy." Kaoru answered.

"Whatever. Are you trying to make this married couple thing stick?" Kyoya asked.

"It is indeed love at first sight!" They all turned to Renge.

"The way you admired those flowers in the backyard, even when no one was looking," Renge fangirled as she fantasized. "And the way you kindly reached out to the injured kitten..."

"Um.." Yuki raised her hand as everyone looked at her. "I think you might have the wrong person." She bluntly stated.

"NO! You can't fool my eyes! He's someone who's kind to everyone and yet doesn't expect anything in return! He loves solitude, but is actually lonely."

Yuki finally realised who she was talking about. She raised her index finger.

"The one who looks just like the star of the currently popular of the love simulation game 'Uki Doki Memorial'," Renge pointed at Kyoya as she AND Yuki spoke up.

"Ichijo Miyabi!" They said.

Renge's eyes widened in realization as she looked at Yuki.

"Otaku?" She asked. Yuki nodded.

"Hai." She said. Renge squealed and hugged her.

"Uki?" Haruhi questioned.

"Doki?" Honey asked.

"Otaku! She's an Otaku!" Tamaki looked horrified.

"I've never seen one before!" The twins exclaimed. Yuki looked slightly offended. She pointed a finger at herself.

"What about me?" She asked as she stared at the twins. They looked shocked.

"I see now. You're infatuated with that character. You're projecting the character infatuation on me, going so far to delude yourself that we are engaged." Kyoya's face was thoughtful.

The hosts surrounded him with wide eyes. "Whoa, deluded you say? Then the story about her being your fiance..." Tamaki started as Kyoya turned to him.

"I don't remember ever acknowledging that, I've never even met her before today." Tamaki sighed in relief as Haruhi and the twins sweatdropped.

You Could Have Said So Sooner...

"According to my information," Renge looks at Kyoya admirably, "Kyoya, you're in charge of this club." She said.

"That's right, Kyo-chan is our director" Honey stated.

"The director? That's perfect!" She exclaimed. "I've always dreamed of being the drawing card for someone's business!"

"We don't need one. We're a host club after all," The twins said,annoyed. Yuki was also annoyed by the girl.

Oh my gosh! If she doesn't stop, I am seriously going to blow a gasket! Ugh. Yuki silently grumbled to herself. "Stupid girl." Thankfully no one heard her.

"I've made up my mind! I'm going to be this host club's manager!" Renge exclaimed.

She's Not Listening...

Yuki twitched as she turned to Haruhi. "Kill me now. Please." She said.

I'm officially done with this. Yuki turned to Kyoya with pleading eyes.

"Hey, Kyoya.." Tamaki protested.

"She's the daughter of a client that's important to the Ohtori family. I ask that you do not do anything impolite." Kyoya crushed all Yuki's hopes of getting Renge away.

Screw you, Kyoya Ohtori.

"Everyone, it's going to be a pleasure." Renge grinned.

Yuki sighed and accepted her fate.