we all stood there for a second, nobody really knowing what we were doing anymore.

" Nico your ass is so sweet, i just want to eat it" Will said wiggling his eyebrows.

...

"right the cookie" Leo screamed

Leo slapped me again and grabbed my ass "you can't eat it Nico! It has death written all over it. Litteraly!" Percy stomped his foot and started pouting "Hey! I worked really hard to make the writting as curvy as possible"

we all had to nod, as much as the cookies pieces were burning my floor right now, the writting really was delightful.

"I know what i want to do with your hot curves"

Will always knew what to say, sometimes i wished i had his talents of words.

"And he makes them in a pot, you don't make cookies in a pot, it's not natural!"

Percy started glaring at Leo "What are you some kind of racist?!"

"Maybe i am!" Leo started walking towards Percy, wich was awkward because he was still holding my butt cheeks.

"what are you going to do about it? Fish face!" Leo started crawling over my counter, wich didn't really help my butt situation.

Percy gasped "how dare you bring fishes into this!" tears started to stream down his face.

"Doing someone is my special talent" Will leaned against the counter where Leo was now Rolling on.

Leo was about to say something when we heard a big sigh comming from outside.

Annabeth stopped licking my window, and crawled inside.

"Uggh Percy, you are so useless! All i asked you to do was give Nico my poison cookies, but all you think about is fish. Like always!"

Percy trew himself on the ground and started kissing her feet.

"Can i still sniff Nico's face?"

"no, bad Percy!" She sprayed his face with a water bottle " Our agreement was, make Nico eat my cookie of death, and then you could outlive your sniff fantasies"

"Now if i encounter a enemy i'll have to take a risk. Ok, sure it killed Drew when she ate it, but she was dead inside anyway, so i still don't know if they are deadly enough"

"ugh there is still Clarice i geuss" Annabeth started dragging a shouting Percy trough my window

"oh, no offence Nico" I didn't really feel offended, i had people try to kill me for less reasons. I'm happy she tought i could be usefull

Suddenly i noticed a chubby chinese guy standing outside my window staring at me and Leo still rolling on my counter. he looked confused and started running around in circles. his breathing became heavy and his hands were tearing at his hair. I smiled at him and he turned into a giant goldfish.

Me leo Will and Octavian shrugged and continued what we were doing.

Before we could question what that was we heard a knock on our door.