The Story of Units

By: Mercedes Newbanks

Anime: Hetalia

Chapter: 2

"What the fuck is a Hetalia unit?"

I fliped to the front page of the manual as it was and blinked confused at the next words printed.

"CONGRADULATIONS! You are the lucky winner to recieve the first line of Hetalia Units. This is the first of many you will get for being the 1000 veiwer!"

1000 veiwer...why did that-

"FUUUUUCK!"

That stupid pop up! It wasn't kidding when they said I won something! How in the hell did it even find me?!

"Alright..so what do I got here? England? America?"

I fliped the next page and blinked before paleing.

"Oh god.."

"Hetalia Unit: Gilbert AKA: Prussia"

"Mother of all that is pure above whhhyy?!"

I fliped through the book a bit keeping an eye on the very quiet crate. Thats never good when dealing with the Prussian. I glanced down to the manual again to see just how to get the ego maniac out of the box only for my eyes to nearly pop out of my head.

"T-to activate Prussia's Horney Mode simply yell out "4 meters is the bigest I've ever had!" What the hell?"

Well that was one option I was not about to engage in. No molesting in this house damn it. I sighed and read a few of the other options and saw beer could wake him up. He wasn't gonna be happy with the Bud Light but that was all daddy had. I walked over to the fridge snagging a can and poped the lid. About..not even 3 seconds after I did there was an explosion of wood in my living room, and a blue blur snagged the beer from my hand. Looking over I saw Prussia finish off the can before burping loudly (And rudely I might add.) before turning to me.

" Do you got anything better then this unawesome american piss beer? where is all your German beer you must have some somewhere! The awesome me needs it!"

"I hate you already."

He looked at me startled from the blut reply before he started that stupid laugh of his.

"Keseseses just wait girly soon you'll be begging to be around me and my awesomeness!"

Goose bumps crawled along my arms as his eyes looked me up and down. I don't know if it was good but I knew it was seriously bad. He gave me a smirk before it spred into a perverted grin.

"By the way, nice rack girly~ wanna see my five meters?"

...Yeah even narrating this tid bit I don't know what to say to that. Besides fangirls...Who would?! Feeling my cheeks warm up brightly I glared at the Prussian annoyed.

"No I don't. I have to wonder if you have A.D.D though. You can't seem to stay on a topic for long."

He snorted and tossed the beer can away in the near by garbage bin. Placing his hands on his hips (In a non gay mannor (Embrace the rainbow!)) he gave me, once again, that cocky ass smirk.

"You just can't keep up with my amazing skills! My awesomeness out classes your's by miles~ Its ok it happens to everyone but the awesome me!"

Growling I covered my ears.

"Good God man will you shut up about being awesome?! It was funny in the Anime, but you were only on for 2 minutes at best or fighting with Hungary! You're annoying."

Prussia grit his teeth looking at me with a nasty glare. Rude? Very. Did I deserve it? Also very. I saw his angry look and sighed feeling bad.

"I'm sorry Prussia this is just really crazy and really new for me to happen so randomly. My short temper doesn't help much either... Sorry again."

I was suddenly pinned to the wall with my wrists above my head and a cocky ass Gilbert chuckling into my ear.

"Hmmm I'll forgive you if you do something to make it up me~"

"Get off!"

Wiggling around, I saw I couldn't do much sence he towered over me. God forbid I get Russia any time soon he would squish me cause he couldn't see me. Not the point. Harsh blue eyes locked with mischievous red ones. My eyes glared harder.

"Ya know you suck at first impressions."

He gave a deep chuckle

"Maybe, but I know I always leave an impression good or bad! Now then insted of changing the subject and stalling do me my favor."

I huffed annoyed, my temper starteing to flare again.

"You haven't told me to do anything yet!"

Prussia gave a pout giving his own look of slight annoyance. Oh yeah cause you know hes the one pinned against the wall!

"I was getting to that girly. I want you.."

He started to lean in close, way to close! My cheeks started to burn, I closed my eyes and turned my head away to maybe avoid the incoming situation! His hot breath brushed against my ear setting my face more on fire.

"...Kesesese to admit I'm awesome~ and that I'm not annoying!"

Hot ass hole say what?

Gapping surprised I turned to him seeing a satisfied look on his face, grinning his ass off. Oh that shit head.

"...NO WAY IN HELL!"

Insted of getting mad he cackled madly before letting my wrists free.

"Oh mein Gott that was so funny! Your face was priceless! Hahahaha!"

Huffing and rubbing my slightly sore wrists I sluged his arm before stomping off to my room leaving him on his own.

"I need a nap."

End: Chapter 2