The Story of Units

By: Mercedes Newbanks

Anime: Hetalia

Chapter: 3

"I need a nap."

I shut the door to my room leaving the albino out and debated on locking my door. Choosing not to, (big mistake) I crawled into my big fluffy bed and quickly passed the fuck out.

Sometime later, I was still snuggled into the amazingness that is my pillow. Hmm so perfect and warm. I nuzzled deeper into it and hugged it close ingoring how it shook. It was until I felt a constant poking to my cheek that I bothered to open my eyes, only to see a navy jacket in my face.

"...Huh?"

Looking up Gilberts shit eating grin looked back at me.

"..."

"keseseses enjoying using the awesome stomach of mein as a pillow~?"

Indeed. I had snuggled into Prussias warm soft stomach and had my arms around him thinking he was the best pillow in the world. Now I could handle this 2 ways.

1: Throw a tantrum, and kick the laughing Prussian out.

Or

2: Go back to my awesome naptime pillow and sleep for a few more hours.

"..."

Yeeeaaahh we all know how this is gonna end.

"MOTHER FUCKER WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?! GET OUT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"Hahahaha! What's wrong girly~?! Come back and hug me somemore!"

"Ugh no wonder you're in the Bad Touch Trio! Get the fuck out ya pervert!"

"Why the awesome me was being Snuggled and huged by you! You're the pervert here!"

"OUT!"

Laughing Prussia left my room and I slamed my door pissed. There went my amazing nap and any hope of a good mood. Groaning in frustration I walked out of my room after grabbing my hat and putting it on. Walking to the kitchen I looked through the fridge when I felt something off about my hat. Taking it off I blinked confused seeing 2 little black eyes stare back at mine. I gasped seeing who it was a blush coming to my cheeks.

"Oh my god, Gilbird!"

The little yellow bird cheerped at me probebly mad I had taken him out of his new nesting spot. Putting my hat back on I gently petted the little guys head and continued to look for then best thing for me and my new roomate to eat for dinner. Hearing the sound of the bathroom door open I turned and saw Prussia walk out.

"Hey Prussia, So what do you feel like dinner tonight?"

"Wurst and good beer! I need them to keep my awesomeness up!"

Did he have to yell that right into my ear? Handing him Gilbird who cheeped happy at being back with Prussia I pulled out some frozen Brat-Wurst.

"Well you're in luck then. I've got these for you but I only have my daddy's beer so take it or leave it."

He thought about his options. I mean, he actually Thought about them. It was a take it or leave it plan its not like-

"Then we should go buy some!"

-Well I had the money but come on.

"I can't im only 20 and In the U.S.A you have to be 21."

Gilbert gaped at me like I was insaine. I couldn't settle with calling him Gilbert or Prussia it was giving me issues.

"Was?! B-but the awesome me needs awesome beer!"

Crossing my arms and looking more annoyed by the minute I huffed

"What do you want me to do? I know you like German stuff but I can't get you any. Be happy with what I can give you dude."

He was quiet for another moment before sighing in defeat.

"Ja, fine, but the awesome me is going to cook so the food doesn't become unawesome if you cook it wrong."

My eyebrow twitched.

"You haven't even tasted my cooking asshole."

"Ja but this is German food and I say I'm cooking. So relax girly what could go wrong with the awesome me cooking?"

Oh how I would fear toughs words. I sighed and put my hands up.

"Alright you can cook. I'll be in the living room if you need anything I gotta clean up the crate mess you made."

He nodded grinning and started to ransack my kitchen looking for everything he would need. Shaking my head I moved to the living room where the crate once was and started to gather the wood peices into a pile. Looking over to what was left of the poor box and saw about 12 of the same outfit Prussia was wearing and 1 of his T-Knights outfit and his Priest robe. Also in the box were 5 journals most likely blank. Picking them up along with his clothes I carried them to my parents room. He could use it while they were gone no big deal to me. I hung up his clothes in an empty space in the closet when I heard a crash from the kitchen.

"...Do you really want to go see the mess he made?"

Another crash and cursing followed the question.

"...Nooo."

Placing the journals onto the bed I walked out to the kitchen but stoped dead in my tracks seeing...It.

"Hehehe..Sorry girly, but it was your unawesome stoves fault!"

Gilbird seemed to agree with him but I ignored them both just starring at the mess. Beer was all over the floor, the wurst were burning in a pan, cans littered the counter top, and Prussia was on the floor as well also covered in beer. He stood up but started to flail his arms as he started to slip again. Rushing over I grabbed onto him and the counter to keep our balance and he wouldn't drag me down as well.

" Ah, danke girly"

He gave me a grin and I sighed knowing I couldn't stay mad at him.

"It's alright. Look go shower in my bathroom and you can go change into clean clothes in your new room. I'll take care if this AND dinner. Ya pain in the ass."

He opened his mouth to protest be thought better of it and nodded his head. We parted ways, one to get his clothes off and shower, the other to go get her mop and start cleaning.

" "So relax girly what could go wrong with the awesome me cooking?" Apparently a lot."

End: Chapter 3.