The Story Of Units.
By: Mercedes Newbanks
Anime: Hetalia
Chapter: 4
" "So relax girly what could go wrong with the awesome me cooking?" Apparently a lot."
After a while I managed to get the kitchen back in one peice and an real dinner going. I thought England was the one who couldn't cook not Prussia. It's not like him to do something like this...Then again...Sighing I took off my shirt and started to head back to my room to change. Why else would I take off my shirt? RANDOM SELF STRIP PARTY IN THE HALL! Ha ha No. I had gotten water and beer all over my shirt and I didn't feel like running around smelling like crap. I was aproching my room when suddenly the bathroom door opend.
"Hey girly-"
"Wah!"
LE SMACK My head hit the wooden floor and a weight squished the ever living crap out of me cutting off my air. Then it occured to me that there was a person on me who was not only heavy, but male and soaking wet. It apparently occured to them that I was shirtless.
"..."
"..."
Yeeaahhh...
"Kesesese so you wanted to see my awesome 5 meters so much you were willing to join the awesome me?"
"AHHH NAKED BOY! NAKED BOOOY!"
Prussia flinched at my screaming but like I gave a flying monkey fuck! I scrambled away from him covering my chest blushing horribly then bolted to my room and slamed the door and locked it. It was one thing after another with this guy!
*Prussia's Awesome Point of View*
Blinking at her door I smirked again ignoring the small amount of heat to my cheeks. I don't blush it's not awesome. Standing and fixing my towel I stared to go to my room, but stoped when I saw the kitchen. She had cleaned and remade everything. The wurst were in a pot of simmering beer, all the cans were thrown away, and the floor was mopped up. Everything was how I should have done it. That was so unawesome of me...
"..Hmph!"
I'll just have to do the awesome thing and make it up to her! Though falling on her while she was half naked and me fully naked wasn't the best way to start ja? Ah she'll be fine, she was lucky to be so close to the awesome me! Also her boobs felt so-
"Wah!"
Shaking my head rapidly I scrambled to mein room and shut the door. I saw the journals neatly on my new bed..That was kinda awesome of her. Still she didn't have to scream in my ear that was not awesome. I went to the closet still weighing the awesome and unawesome cons about her. She was complicated. (This coming from Prussia mind you.) I was surprised to see my clothes hanging neatly and organized in the closet. That was one for the awesome side. I grabbed a set of clothes and hanged quickly and started to towel dry my hair and ploped onto the bed deep in thought.
"...Grr this is so unawesome! She's making me think!"
Reaching over I grabed one of the journals and grabbed a pen on the near by dresser and started to write. The best awesome way to clear your minds I tell you!
"Dear Diary,
I don't know how I feel about this current situation right now and it's unawesome and unexceptable! This is the awesome me we are talking about not some 2-bit-player like France!"
*On A Plane Over The Pacific*
"A-Achoo! Huh? MON DIEU! Why am I in a box?!"
*Back To Prussia*
" I don't know what to make of this girl...Come to think of it. Talk to you later I have to ask something!"
I closed the journal and sprung out of bed running out and to her door and started to knock on it loudly.
BAM BAM BAM ABMA BAM!
"Prussia I'm coming damn it!"
"Kesesese that's what she said~"
"Ugh. BTB member."
She opend her door raising an eyebrow and looking annoyed. What did I do?
(...Right?!)
"What did you break now?"
So glad she wont hold anything against the awesome me! Sheesh.
"I came here to ask a question. Was the hell is your name?"
"...Ah! I didn't tell you? My bad~ it's Saide."
Saide? I eyed her closely, something wasn't right about that. I leaned close to her causing her to turn pink slightly but I kept my hold on her eyes waiting for it.
"...Saide?"
Ah ha! She looked away for a second!
"Yeah?"
I leaned back letting out a snort
" I want your real name Mädchen not some nickname. Nicknames are left to the awesome me!"
She scowled probebly because I caught her in the lie. I crossed my arms and waited.
"...Well?
"Well what?"
I huffed
"Tell the awesome me your name!"
"...Nah."
SLAM!
"Was?! Hey!"
I started to abouse her poor door. It didn't deserve mein awesome beatings because she was being a pain in the ass!
"Begone annoying character!"
"Not until you tell me your name!"
"Don't you have food to eat?"
" Ja so do you girly, and we can wait all night unless you tell me your name!"
"..."
"...Well?"
"I'm good!"
I growled and kicked her door but it was totally made of steel or something! (It's a wooden door.)
"Fine then I guess we will be here all night! I can wait you know!"
"Whatever dude."
"Grrr! Not awesome!"
Chapter 4: End
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