The Story Of Units

By: Mercedes Newbanks

Anime: Hetalia

Chapter: 5

"Grrr! Not awesome!"

*Back to me*

So the night went on with him constantly pounding at my door ranting and raving for me to tell him my full name which wasn't gonna happen. For a few minutes it was quiet but it turns out he was only turning off the burner on the stove. I don't know if he ate or not but I could wait until he fell asleep...Or that's what I was wanting but the ass hole never slept! All night he banged at my door. I could pull all nighters no problem if I had a Monster energy drink to keep me up and wired buuut I didn't so I was royaly fucked sideways. Yeah that can happen, deal Bitches. That's right you're all my-GAH NOT THE POINT! Ugh the point is I'm still waiting for him to fall the fuck asleep and-

Ding Dong!

"Eh?"

"The awesome me will get it!"

"Like fuck you will!"

I trampled over him before he could even get off the ground. Apparently his legs got tired so he sat there all night. I was almost to the door when I felt a tug to my ankle and I face planted big time.

"Kesese! Karma is as awesome as me you know~"

He started for the door but I swung my leg triping him and making him to a back flop on the floor.

"Ha! Think again Jackass!"

He groaned and I happily opend the door only to slump in disappointment.

"Ugh it's another box."

Prussia was suddenly looking over my sholder couriously at the box then grined excited.

"Sweet another person to bask in mein awesomness! Hm?"

Noticing him looking up I followed his gaze to the manual on top of the crate. The same manual that had my mailing address. The address with my entire name!

"Fuck!"

"It's mine!"

So then started the mad scramble for the damn thing and with him being taller,stronger, and HEAVIER he got to it first.

"...That's your name?"

I growled now ubber annoyed.

"Yes, that is my name now for the love of all that is pure and decent in this world GET YOUR MAN ASS OFF MY CHEST SO I CAN BREATH!"

He did so and took a gasp of air I was lacking and turned to him as I heard him snicker.

"So~ you're named after mein baby bruder's awesome car?"

"...Sort of, but yeah I'm Mercedes."

Aaaaand he starts laughing.

"AHAHAAA~ O-oh mein gott that's rich! HA!"

"I swear I will kill you. Very soon."

Ignoring him now I looked down at the manual for the one trapped in the box still.

"...Worst. Morning. EVER."

Prussia stoped and looked over my sholder again. How rude. ("How rude!" 20 awesome points for who ever names where thats from!)

"Hm? Who did we get girly?"

Ah back to that already. I sighed and held it up higher for him to read it.

"Oh we got Francy-Pants!"

The box rattled violently causing me to yelp.

"Oui mon ami, now if you could so kindly get me OUT of this stupid box I'd greet you properly~"

"Ja ja I-"

I blocked his path to France quickly feeling the blood drain from my face.

"Are you out of your mind?! Dont answer that."

I muttered seeing his mouth open.

"This is France ok? Number 2 of the BTT. I already have to deal with your crap and it's barely been 24 hours. So before we open the crate for him, I would like to get a few hours of sleep before he tries to molest me!"

Prussia starred at me for a few moments and then smirked. Great he's gonna give me a hard time about this to-

"Okay girly."

"...Dude say what?"

"Okay. I got your name so I wont bug you for it anymore."

He yawned loudly covering his mouth.

"Also I'm tired too. The awesome me need's sleep as well. So ja, we can open it later."

"Hey excuse moi! I want out of here!"

I ignored the rattleing box and looked down blushing because of Prussia. I found some respect for him and I hoped this would continue. Maybe we could be friends?

"...Thank you Prussia."

Then I hugged him. Not waiting for his reaction or words I left to my room and shut the door falling onto my bed.

"...He's not so bad."

I yawned and fell asleep. Prussia went to his room and curled up onto his bed for the first time and sighed sleepily. He thought of the hug, heat rising to his cheeks and his eyes started to drift shut.

"...She's not so bad ja."

In the living room, traped in a crate, France cursed Prussia and the girl who tricked him into leaving his beauty in the horrid box unable to get out.

"Oh qui que vous soyez, je vais vous donner pour ce!"

("Oh whoever you are, I will get you for this!")

(Kinda super short this time but I'm really tired tonight. ^/^; Thank you for your reviews! Sorry for any mistakes!)

Chapter 5: End