The Story of Units

By: Mercedes Newbanks

Hello again, and thank you for favoriting/following/reviewing my story. I would like to give a big fat amazing shout out to Dancing Shadows Alchemist. You are amazing and I will be doing a one-shot in your honor if you choose to except it. I'm not a great writer it's cool if you don't ha ha. Also another shout out to my best buddy Deranged author24, you are so cool and I love you chika. Now then onto the chapter!

"Bwahaha...Let my fun begin!"

Unfortunetly my fun wasn't able to start later that night when everyone went to bed but it was ok. I. Could. Wait. The boys went to the living room to chat/fight while I made tea, coffee, and a cold beer for Prussia not minding it really. Dispite how I act I enjoy serving people. I blame my older sister for that. Love her to death, but she treated me as a little maid as small humans. Yeah gotta love your family right? Nah I love my sister to bits AND MY BABY NIECE! Oh my squee she's so cute with her little nose and fingers and-...*cough* Moving on. As the boys got settled I left to chill in my room. Seeing as the floor was looking a bit grimey so I swiped the brrom and started sweeping but then that got boring so I put on my head phones and logged onto YouTube loading up one of my favorit songs. What I always tend to forget is that I sing louder then I should...

A beautiful P.O.V non?

Prussia and I laughed at mon petit lapins red face as his temper started to rise once more~ ah he was so easy to tease.

"Keses lighten up limey~ they are only a few jokes!"

"You wankers are always making bloody jokes about how I look!"

I faked a gasp.

"Mon lapin, such foul words from such a cute mouth"

Just as I thought, he blushed brightly. Ah so cute! He went to comment when he paused hearing something. Now that it's quiet, I could hear it too...

"TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!

T-T-TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!

OW!

T-T-TAKE YOUR...SHIRT OFF! (X2)

WHATCHA DOIN OVER THERE BOY LOOKIN AT ME?

I KNOW YOU WANNA TAKE ME OUT TO A PARTY."

"Mon dieu, is that..."

"This is to good to pass up! come on!"

"Now wait just a tick, thats a girls room!"

"Ohonhonhon! This makes it even better~!"

"Perverted frog-"

"Shush! Quiet limey!"

We quietly opened her door to see Saide dancing with a broom and singing at the top of her lungs! She wasn't that bad, just...

"Mein gott shes loud!"

England nodded

"Her music must be blasting in thoughs head phones."

"Shush!"

"WE CAN GET A LITTLE FREAKY BOY,

A LITTLE NAUGHTY~

BUT I AINT GONNA GO UNLESS YOU

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!

DAMN YOURE LOOKIN PRETTY BOY

YOU GOT IT GOIN ON!

I KNOW YOU WANNA DANCE WITH ME

TO OUR FAVORITE SONG!

WE SHOULD REALLY GET OUTTA HERE DON'T TAKE TO LONG

BUT I AINT GONNA GO UNTIL YOU

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!

"Keseses oh mein gott! I'm so putting this online!"

I looked over and saw Prussia had gotten a hold of a camera and was recording her little performance. Cleaver~ I looked to England and to my surprise, he was bobbing his head to the song!

"Ohonhonohon! Does little Iggy like her music~?"

He blushed and punched my arm.

"Hardly you wanker!"

"Oi you 2 look!"

Glanceing back I saw our owner started a few dance moves with her hips and broom. Slowly swaying back and forth to the song beat.

"THE LIGHTS

THE MUSIC

THE SMOKE

AND THE SOUND.

AS IM WALKING TO THE SCENE

YEAH I SPOT HIM IN THE CROWD

I'LL BE LICKIN MY LIPS

AS HE LOOKS ME UP AND DOWN

HE'LL BE LOOKIN HOT-HOT AS HIS SHIRT HITS THE GROU-"

Oh dear it seems we're-

"ASSHOLES!"

I was going to say caught buuuut..

"KESESES! Run for your lives! The siren is loose!"

We quickly bolted..and by we I mean Prussia and mon gorgeous self. Alas, mon petit lapin wasn't so lucky..

"I-I sorry love t-they made me do it-OW OW!"

"FUCKIN PEEPERS!"

"Oh my, what a temper.."

"Heh, yeah she's somethin huh?"

I blinked shocked at my friend's comment. That...wasn't like him at all. He looked at me confused as he caught my stare.

"...Was?"

(*Blush* Sorry it's not as great as the others, I kinda got a lot going on..Thanks for reading!)