Let The Summer Of Units Begin!
By: Yami Mizuna
A.N: Sorry guys, I know its been well over a month but crazy shit goes down this time of year. To the dearest "The Fool Arcana" you and your story are amazing, and I recomend it to thoughs who read my story. Sides chapter 3 has Saide in it! HOW FUCKIN COOL IS THAT?! *Blush* I feel so happy she added her...Now to get my revenge and do the same! Here it is kiddies and thanks so much for the reviews!
Normal P.O.V
I yawned scratching my head from under my hat as I continued to work on files from the office. I was doing inventory when there we screams and shouts through out the house. I growled putting my head phones on.
"Jay has a bastard with sexy hair and a little runt who asks waaay to many fuckin questions for his own good. What the fuck do I get? Three nut jobs that never STOP FIGHTING!"
Prussias voice whined through my door.
"Girly~ Limey is trying to cook again!"
"Theres nothing wrong with my cooking you wanker! Saide eats it just fine!"
"Ohonhonhon~Oh but min petit lapin~ She is a bottomless pit wth a sexy body much like myself~"
"KESESESESE Hey France lets show Limey that picture we took of Saide!"
That tears it. I through open my door headphone still on and death glared my units.
"Show him that photo and I will repeat what I did 3 days ago when Jay was on line!"
Prussia suddenly turned paler and with good reason too.
"J-Ja girly.."
I smirked then paled as I heard the worst thing in the world.
Ding Dong!
The fucking door bell-
"Kesese I'll get it!"
"Get your ass back here!"
The tackling wars started and ended quickly with me winning and swinging the door open and turning whiter then Prussia's hair.
"Oh good god there's 2..."
England walked over steping on Prussia as he went.
"Would you like help getting them inside love?"
I blushed hard again at his accent. I can't help it it's hot! Ignoring the growl I heard behind us I nodded.
"Y-yeah thank's England!"
The first box was slightly difficult because it was the larger of the 2 and the smaller one we got in with no problem. Prussia nudged England out of the way handing me the 2 manuals.
"So who are they girly?"
"lets see..ah this manual says Spain. Oh super the Band Touch Trio are complete."
France and Prussia cheered as I rolled my eyes.
"Oh this is so wonderful! The three mon ami's together again!"
"JA! This totally awesome!"
"Alrighty and this one says..."
I froze re-reading the manual cover 3-no 4 times before screaming with excitement.
"IT'S HIM! ITS HIM! OH MY GOD!"
England flinched slightly at my yelling and looked confused.
"Love who is it?"
"Would you stop calling girly that it's unawesome! Limeys got a point though who are you squealing over, you should only squeal for the awesome me!"
I tossed him the manual going over to the large crate to who I thought was my favorit character.
"OH MEIN GOTT NOT HIM!"
Suddenly the crate rattled.
"Ke? Mi Amigo Prussia~ is that you?"
"Wait..That's Spain's crate, but.."
I opend the box for him and he steped out streching.
"MMMM! It was so crapmed in there!"
The trio got together and chatted while I looked at the manuals with England confusion eating me alive. Not fun dudes.
"I don't understand, If the large box was Spain's why did they send me Ivan's manual? There's no way a huge country like him could fit in that little box."
"Hm, yes though you might not have the right character."
"Right character...Ooohh no.."
I walked over to the smaller crate seeing it shake a bit and opend the top peering inside. Two large violet watery eyes looked up at me in return.
"..M-Mother Russia?"
...Fuuuuck man I hate kids!...Awe but he's so cute! I picked him up as he held out his little arms and cuddled him close.
"Da, I guess I am your Mother Russia now...oh man.."
"Was?!"
Prussia stormed over huffing.
"I say we send him back or throw him out! He's unawesome und I don't like him!"
Vanya started to tear up and hide his face in my neck. I pet his head shushing him and glared at Prussia making him flinch. France placed a hand on his sholder laughing nervously.
"Mon ami I know you and Russia do not have the best history, but do not come between a mother bear and her cub. She will eat you alive~"
"Si mi Amigo, it's probebly best if you leave her and Russa be. Besides! He's so small now what harm can he do to you?"
Prussia watched as I carried Vanya to the kitchen seeing the victorious smirk Little Russia sent him and that I was oblivious to.
"...Oh gott."
Hey guys. If you want to know what's going to happen with these stories go to "Life As Russia's Dog" For the notice I put up. It'll explaine some thing's but if you have questions..well ask them while you can...
-Saide
