:Womanly Wooing:
How did he get here? Could he have avoided this outcome at any point? Sheldon reviewed the chain of events that had led him to this place.
1. He had called into question Penny's womanhood by once again pointing out that her large mannish hands made her an excellent paintball participant.
2. He had then reinforced that opinion by saying she lacked the womanly attributes of a demure and coy disposition.
3. He had then pointed out that her aggressive tendencies, such as being a big ol' 5, would have rendered her an undesirable mate in polite society if they lived in the Victorian era.
4. Penny had taken exception to his theory, and disputed his claims that she was not feminine enough.
5. With a great deal of confidence, he had suggested she try to prove him wrong.
Nope. Now that he thought about it carefully, there was no way he could have avoided this outcome.
He gasped suddenly as Penny clenched her inner muscles tightly. His hands squeezed her breasts tighter in response as his hips bucked upwards, pressing deeper into her body. Her breath was hot in his ear as she bent down.
"Well, Sheldon?" she purred softly as she undulated slowly above him. "Am I woman enough for you now? Or should I stop and concede you were right?"
Sheldon's eyes rolled back in his head as she licked the sensitive spot just below his ear. He moaned loudly. "Good lord, don't stop!"
Penny giggled softly and bit down on the frantic pulse at his neck. It was enough to send him careening over the edge. Seconds later Penny cried out as she reached her own orgasm. When Sheldon finally managed to catch his breath, he grinned. The sound of his name falling from her lips as she came was the most feminine sounding thing he ever heard.