Coach was on a mission.
He was in desperate need of a new couch.
But not just any couch would do. It had to be perfect. After all, he would be the one sitting on it, so it needed to be damn comfy.
He strolled into the store and begun leisurely looking at all the couches and judging them silently.
That one, too small, this one, too lumpy, that one, leather.
He started feeling ridiculously disheartened. These couches were just not good enough.
He sighed, pissed off, and sat down on an ugly green and orange plaid couch. He liked the colours, not in this mix.
"Whoa!" he exclaimed, his eyes growing wide. He hadn't even looked at the monstrosity in disguise as a couch as it was just so heinous in design and colour, but it was just so comfortable. So comfortable it should have been illegal.
He sunk back into the couch, wishing he could be watching football and eating a meal from the local Burger Tank.
"Lounge, why are you so damn ugly?" he had to ask. It didn't even appear to come in another colour scheme.
Scheme…
The lounge, so hideously coloured, was scheming. It had to have chosen to be this ugly and comfy to tear people with good tastes in lounge apart.
The couch would have to be mocking him.
But it was like every other couch had been a lie.
He sighed, deciding he would just go ahead and buy the damn couch. He walked over to the store attendant. "Well hello, I would like to purchase this here couch" Coach said, beckoning to the couch.
"Never seen that couch before. I don't think it's one of ours."
"Well, what does that mean?"
"It means I can't sell it to you."
Coach felt his heart break. Sure the couch was ugly, but it was so comfy. He needed that couch! "Well, I am happy to pay for it."
The attendant sighed. "I will see what I can do." He walked out the back.
Coach sighed. His efforts had been futile, but he needed that couch! Even if it was ugly he was sure that he could buy a cover for it.
The man walked back out, his face slightly scrunched up. "Well, it isn't one of ours, so we are just finding out whose it is, then we can direct you to their store."
Coach nodded. If they were from another store he was sure that they would know if it came in different colours.
The manager walked out and over to Coach. "We can't find a store that would sell a couch that was so ugly."
Coach sighed. "I know it's ugly, but it is so comfy."
The manager raised a brow and sat down. "It is, wow."
All of a sudden the lounge burst right open to reveal Nick and Ellis.
"The couch was a lie!" Ellis grinned.
"It's payback time!" Nick yelled.
They both jumped out of the couch and rushed out the door, leaving Coach to want to cry and lie on the floor.