(A/N: I know this is slightly late- Valentine's was yesterday. Whoops! This is set in sixth year.)
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"I don't know what to get her," Harry stressed, pulling a rough hand through his hair. Theodore watched him pace a rut in the common room floor, smirking at his panic. "You forgot? Draco barely tolerates Pansy, and he didn't forget."
"I don't want to talk about him," Harry fumed, bristling at the reminder of his broken "friendship" with Malfoy. Theo held up his hands in a placating gesture. "Fine, fine. But seriously, forgetting this one to a witch is like forgetting her name."
"There were other things going on, Knott," Harry spat. The smirk didn't leave the boy's face. "Okay, well...what does she like?"
"Books, mostly, but she's read every single one of them. She doesn't like jewels or candy much, or clothes either."
"Have you caught the snitch yet?"
Harry screeched to a stop. "What?"
"You know...'Caught The Snitch'? 'Scored The Goal'?" At Harry's look of bafflement, Theo made a hole in his fist and stuck his finger through obscenely. "Oh..." The brilliant blush was all the answer he needed.
"Here, do this..."
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"Er, Happy Valentine's day, Hermione..."
"Harry, what...what is-"
This certificate grants you one night to do whatever your heart desires to one Harry James Potter in bed with no rules or regulations.
"Oh, Harry..." The wicked smile that broke over her face made sweat bead on the back of his neck.