(A/N: I'm BAAAACK! Here are some new weekend chapters, and I'm currently working on the next Conundrum. GRACIAS to my VIP's brave enough to leave some, and to those who didn't- DO! I will make them work and you will receive credit! Nothing is turned down!
After these requests, the darkness will start, and the pain and angst I know some of you crave. I've held it back LONG ENOUGH, I TELL YOU!)
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SLIGHT SPOILER FOR CONUNDRUM!
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"Slimy tosser!" Ron snarled.
"Coinless bloodtraitor." Malfoy sneered.
"Tit sucking weasel!"
"Dirty tramp!"
"Prissy wanker!"
"Obliviate."
The two brawling boys blinked, stilled, faces blanking as their pupils widened and contracted. When their vision came back, they started up again, slightly more hesitant than before.
"Get out of my way, Weasely!"
"There's no place I'd rather be less than in your presence, you greasy git!"
"Cross eyed brute!"
"Greasy little-!"
"Obliviate."
Blink, blink, stare. Blink.
"G-get out of my s-sight, Weasely!"
"There is NO PLACE I'd rather be in less-"
"Ob...phhhh...Obliviate..."
"G-get out of m-my...ugggn..." Malfoy groaned delicately and pressed a hand to his forehead. "Weasely, just move..."
"I feel like we've done this before..." Ron mumbled, slightly green. "Why do I feel like we've done this before..."
"I don't know, but my head is splitting...please just go away." Malfoy sighed. With one last weak, halfhearted glare, they pushed past each other and went on their way without a word.
Behind the pillar where they were hiding, Hermione grinned triumphantly while Harry trembled with silent, stomach aching laughter next to her, tears rolling down his face. "Well look at that," the Gryffindor girl smiled. "The Obliviate charm CAN be used for behavior modification! I think they're resolving their differences!"
Harry ended the silencing charm he'd placed on himself and pocketed his wand. "And it only took eighteen tries," he snickered.