(Courtesy of skendo!)
"Come on then, wankers, get up!"
"Go bugger your broom, Pucey!"
"Pukey, more like..."
"You've got something else to say there, do you?"
"Get your foot out of my bed, Goyle!"
"Where's my comb?! Harry-"
"Stop whining, Draco, you know combs are a foreign device to Potter."
"Nah, your hair looks just as pretty without it, Draco."
"Wanker."
"Who's wand is this?"
"You trying to steal my wand?!"
"Get your big arse out of the way, some people want to actually use the shower."
"Move! You're taking too long!"
"That's not what your girlfriend said."
"I'll kill you, Blaise."
"Where's my bloody jersey?"
"That rag? I think we cleaned the toilets with it."
"Carrington, stop playing with yourself. Show some class."
"Well you wouldn't know anything about class, would you Knott?"
"Who took my sweets?"
"You ate them, fatty."
"You dirty git, your tongue is blue!"
"MY BED! YOU MORON, YOU SET MY BED ON FIRE!"
"Potter-Potter! You're supposed to wait for me! Harry!"
SLAM
"Harry! How was your morning?"
"Hello, Mione. It was the usual. But how about we get as far away from here as possible?"
"O...kay?"