A/N: I made a few changes to all of the chapters, since CatsPats31 has told me that I had been doing some things that were not Okay(thanks). I changed the lyrics and made it all my Original work. I also changed it so the characters are actually saying something instead of Chat writing.
Reyna's POV
Reyna was relaxing on her couch, and dialing the switch between channels on the TV. She crossed Hephaestus TV, and saw Olympian Idol come on.
*On TV*
Hermes said, " Welcome, everybody! You are watching: Olympian Idol. I am your host, and today, the gods have picked a special person to sing for us. The judges are, Hades, Zeus, and Annabeth. Wait. Annabeth? *Double checks paper* Well, it seems as though Annabeth has made her way onto the judge's panel! Also... hmm... It seems that we have a special guest today... that isn't Jason. Since we have to get going, let's welcome... NICO DI ANGELO!"
Nico tried to shout over the crowd. " I will be singing dumb ways to die, by Tangerine Kitty."
Hades grinned. "That. Is. The. Best. Song. EVER!"
"Psst! Remember to sing only an excerpt!" Hermes hissed into his ear.
Nico started to sing.
"Tell Athena to shut up,
poke a trident at Hades underwear
Eat ambrosia even though your already burning
Try to battle a monster when you're asleep
[Chorus]
This is ancient Greece,
yes you can die in any way possible
This is Ancient Greece
Be careful won't you
Tell Poseidon to get you a weapon
Try to build the eiffel tower
Fly in Zeus's domain
Drink a whole bunch of nectar
[Chorus]
Invite Clarisse to have tea
Anger Zeus and Hades inside a building
Try to bath in the river styx
Try to figure out how to use a sword
[Chorus]
Give a Chimera some meat
sell Zeus's lightning bolt to Poseidon
drink a bunch of nectar punch
Steal the Helm of Death from Hades
[Chorus]
Pretend to be a minotaur in front of Percy
Make an Empousa mad for breaking her nails
Jump on top of Zeus's throne and break it
Throw a dirty sock at Kronos's face
Tell Annabeth that you wanna hear about Architecture
These seem harmless, but they are more than worse
Just don't do these things,
please don't do these things!
If you value your life and want to survive,
Just don't do these things."
Hermes was, for once, speechless. "... Wow... THAT WAS AMAZING!"
Hades stood up and slapped his boy on the back. "You have my full vote."
Zeus frowned. "Wait wait wait. YOU JUMPED ON MY THRONE?"
Because of safety reasons, Nico didn't say anything. Zeus, however, beamed. "Good!" In the background, you could hear Annabeth slap her face. Zeus beamed even more. "Now, that was the best show ever. So yes. you do have my vote!" Annabeth was quietly thinking about the show, and the expression on her face seemed to radiate the words, 'Act dumb so you can spill information.' "You say you wanted to learn about architecture?! YAY! LET ME EXPLA-"
Nico rolled his eyes. "I said that was the most horrible way to die!" Annabeth glared at him, and Nico decided to drop the topic.
"So, what about your vote?"
Annabeth smiled. "I liked it alot. You pass!"
Nico grinned, then walked into backstage.
Hermes started to talk again. "Since Nico has won this round, he will enter the finals for the next round of Olympian Idol! Thanks everyone for watching! The next contestant is: Jason! Hopefully without any surprises!"
*Back to Reyna*
Reyna snickered. The song was funny, and she loved that Annabeth was included. Reyna closed the TV, and got ready to go to bed.
A/N: Did you like it? I wanted to post another chapter because I saw all of the awesome people who looked at this, and I was really grateful. A word: My friend Purplicouspolkadot have made up a few of the future ones. Thank you for reading this! (::)