A.N. Hey guys long time no see I guess. Another short and overall pointless chapter. It should be picking up soon. As always thanks to everybody who favorited or followed the story.) ( Timeskip One Month ) "Blade in position target sighted awaiting orders." "Princess in position ps I hate you right now blade" "Serpent here, cloud what's the plan?" "Blade surround the target with clones serpent hang back princess retrieve target. GO!" A mass of clones sprouted up as Anko dived after the target. The animal leapt away from her and tried to flee as several clones dived upon it. Sadly the fur seemed to reach out and stab them. Then just when it thought it was free it ran into a waiting Orochimaru. The poor cat passed out in sheer terror of the man in front of it. " Well that was unexpected. Next time we will just have you walk up to it right shika." Orochimaru hung his head as the strategist agreed with the assessment. "Whatever brats if you want to make fun of me I will just have to up your training." He walked away managing to look scary while carrying a kitty with a pink bow in its ear. ( Hokages Office ) The third sighed as he prepared for the chaos as team ? came to give their first mission report. BANG! The hokage and his anbu were up and ready for battle as smoke rolled in. Slowly a silhouette of a large skeleton like thing with a scythe rolled in. With a deep voice it called " Mission success jiji!" As soon as it came I went and I its place team ? stood there. " Sorry sensei but Naruto decided this would be the best way to enter and corrupted the other two." Before the Third could exact his holy vengeance upon the puny ninja he noticed the quivering cat in his student's arms. " Orochimaru?" The tone was light yet clearly confused. " Yes," " Can you please tell me why the cat seems to be petrified?" The genin started laughing quite hard for some reason. " Well the cat seems to think I am some kind of evil demon hell bent on ending its puny life and eating its pathetic organs over toast." ( Imagine that clearly please it will make your day better ) " What the fuck sensei you just look like a snake so its scared why did you get so specific?" Oddly enough that was Shikamaru. "Ok team ? you can either weed a garden," One shudder," Carry groceries for an old lady," Two Shudders, " Or catch tora." 4 Shudders were seen by the Hokage. After Orochimaru recovered from his bout of shuddering, "Lord Hokage could my team get a C-Rank at least?""Of c-course you c-can." His decision had nothing to do with the four people in front of him staring ominously at him. " Alright team meet me at the west gate tomorrow at 6." Not bothering to wait for a response he disappeared leaving behind three anxious genin. " You guys ready for the mission tomorrow?" Shikamaru asked deciding to start a conversation for once. " I am sure it will be way to easy! I mean look at us we are badass!" One guess go for it. " I don't know about you but I know for a fact im badass. Oh and don't forget you still owe me. One thought ran through his head at that moment Shit! ( Apartment of one Naruto Uzumaki ) As he arrived at his apartment Naruto began his nightly ritual. First he went to the kitchen reached into the cabinet aaaaaaaaaand … pulled out a loaf of bread then proceeded to make a sandwich. The after a shower he went to his and grabbed a book. Yes shocking but not so much one you realize its the bingo book. " Hmm so many strong people but all of them are just so so Lame. Seriously who the hell would fear the all mighty HELLO KITTY!. Next hmm nope nope nope nope nope and finally. Seven Swordsman Zabuza. It has been a while" Naruto proceeded to fall asleep remembering a time long ago. Thats it i was pretty sure i wanted to ask something but i cant remember at the moment so I will post this next chapter will be longer and hopefully out sooner.