Anon: hey! ^^ there are so many fics were Zoro is carrying Sanji to bedroom, with Sanjis legs wrapped around his waist... Maybe, for the sake of equality, you could write one where it goes the other way around? C:

Don't Drop Me

"Hurry up shitty doorman!"

"Keep your voice down, I don't want my boss to hear me!" Zoro hushed as he was ushered into the lavish elevator doors by an overly enthusiastic Sanji.

"Psh, he's nowhere near and I don't think he really cares. Plus, no one is up at this time of night, we're fine." Sanji promised, pushed the button to the top floor where his apartment was waiting. He pressed Zoro into the glass walls, letting his hands wander over the flustered man as he watched the elevator slowly rise away from the ground over the man's shoulder. "Really, what took you so long to say something moss head? I was ready to give up hope."

Sanji began to place a string of kisses along Zoro's neck, using his other hand to grab Zoro's still wrist and place it on his hip.

"What's the matter, marimo? Shy?" Sanji teased, biting just above Zoro's collar, looking up at Zoro's blush stained face. "You're so cute."

"Am not!"

"So he speaks. Come on moss head, talk to me." Sanji popped open the buttons on man's uniform and slowly traced patterns around the man's navel.

"A-and say what?" Zoro choked out.

"I don't know… Stoke my ego, what do you like about me?" Sanji grinned, gently playing with Zoro's earrings. He put up a hand against the glass and pushed harder against Zoro, firmly placing a leg between Zoro's. The other man seemed to gain his composure, running his hand up and down Sanji's back, using the other to pull Sanji into a slow kiss. He pulled away to rest his forehead against Sanji's, wearing that confident smirk that set Sanji's gut on fire.

"I like everything." He planted a shallow kiss on Sanji's lips. "I like those shitty glares you shoot me every time you walk through the main doors. I like how your fucking legs just go for days. I like the way your hips sway when you walk by, you think I don't know you do that on purpose?" Sanji chuckled slightly, his now messy hair was disheveled enough for Zoro two see both of his fierce blue eyes that were locked with his.

The elevator came to a gentle stop, the doors lazily opening. Sanji grabbed onto Zoro's hand and quickly led him forward to the end of the hall, searching for his keys in his pocket as they walked. When they reached the door, Zoro wrapped his hands around Sanji's waist from behind as Sanji fumbled with the lock, making it Sanji's turn to have his face burn from blush.

The moment the door clicked open, Sanji turned and practically threw Zoro through the door, shutting the door with his foot and shoving into Zoro to messily kiss him against the wall. Sanji smirked through the kiss and took both hands to grope Zoro's butt.

"Hey!" Zoro yelped, putting his arms around Sanji's neck playfully. Sanji pushed his hips against the other man's, hoisting the other man up so that he wrapped his legs around Sanji's waist, sinking into another lip-biting kiss.

"You better not drop me, curly brow." Zoro grumbled, his deep voice vibrating into Sanji's chest pleasantly as Sanji carried them in the direction of his bedroom.

"Oh no!" Sanji yelled sarcastically as he barely tossed Zoro into the air and caught him, laughing when Zoro awkwardly flailed and buried Sanji's face into his chest.

"Not funny." Zoro pouted; resting his head on Sanji's shoulder as Sanji kicked his door open. "You're the opposite of romantic, love cook."

Sanji just sniggered as he set Zoro down on his bed, climbing into the man's lap.

"Just shut up and kiss me, marimo."