Anon: How about a drabble, were Zoro and Sanji are sitting in the back seat of a cab, Sanji is really drunk and is trying to make out with Zoro ? x)
Yeahhh it went a little longer than a drabble but oh well.
I like the idea that Sanji is a reaaaaaaally bad kisser when he's drunk.
The sounds of the club followed Zoro and Sanji out into the street, the tip of Zoro's nose stung and his fingers tingled from the chill in the air. Sanji was draped happily over Zoro, his arm lazily slung around the larger man's neck, stroking up and down Zoro's arm while he was nuzzling his face into Zoro's shoulder.
"Jeeze, you're so touchy-feely when you're drunk." Zoro scoffed, nudging the crookedly smiling man.
"M-not… Just with you." Sanji slurred with a confused scowl that quickly turned back into a dopey smile.
"Uh-huh, that's nice shit cook." Zoro strained his neck out, still no sign of the cab he called. Sanji was staring at Zoro's earrings like a bird in a mirror, reaching a wobbly hand out to try and play with the chiming jewelry.
"Hey can you keep a secret? But Zoro can't know s' you can't tell 'im, okay." The words fell out of Sanji's mouth like a toddler walking down the street, placing inflections in odd places and struggling with the pitch of his normally deep voice.
"Sure, moron." Zoro said with a smirk. At first he had been completely opposed to being to the one to take the curly bastard home, but this was turning out to be awesome.
"I think-I think that Zoro, you know Zoro? Yeah, I think that that Zoro guy is the hottest piece of ass I've like, ever seen." Zoro whipped his head around to look down at the other man. "Even with his dumb green hair, but I kinda like it. I like him a looooooooooot. But I can never tell him! So shhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Sanji raised a finger up to Zoro's lips, dragging his hand slowly down groggily.
"I think he hates me though s' that kind of sucks a lot." He babbled. "Oh look! Look, it's a-it's a cab!"
Sanji tripped over his own feet as he tried to stumble over to the cab, Zoro grabbing him in the nick of time to stop him from smashing his face against the yellow door. Zoro popped open the cab door and ushered a giggling Sanji inside, situating the man with his seat belt and then moving over to the other side of the car to climb in himself.
"Oh Zoro! Hey there b-buddy!" Sanji laughed out, swaying in his seat. "I-I was just talkin' about youuuuuuu."
"So I heard." Zoro mumbled and then turned to the cab driver. "Sunny apartments on thousandth street." When he went back to facing Sanji, he discovered the man had unbuckled himself and slid himself next to Zoro. He happily ran his hands along Zoro's broad chest, smiling to himself while resting his cheek against Zoro's arm.
"Did y' know that I think that you're really cuuuuute? But-but I'm not going to tell you that." Zoro rolled his eyes; Sanji was going to have such a bad hang over in the morning. Sanji threw a leg across Zoro's lap, using his arms to tightly hug the man. When Zoro turned his head to look down at the drunken mess clinging to him, Sanji leaned up to plant a slobbery kiss on the corner of his mouth.
"Oi stop that." Zoro berated. Sanji didn't get the message and instead managed to run his tongue up along Zoro's neck, leaving a drooly-messy trail. "Oh gross, knock it off!"
The stupid grin stayed on Sanji's alcohol induced dumb face, resting his head back down to look happily up at Zoro who continued to glare at him. Sanji took the hand that was hooked around Zoro's neck to pull his head down into a kiss, drunkenly biting at Zoro's lips and licking all over Zoro's mouth.
"Hell no, there will be no drunken make-outs in this cab!" Zoro snapped, pulling Sanji's hands down and putting them in his own lap, throwing his own arm up to wipe away the coating of saliva Sanji gave him. The blond looked put out but the goofy smile remained.
The drunk's arms snaked their way back onto Zoro to hold him tight once again, releasing a content sigh and nestling his head just below Zoro's collar bone.
"You are a serious pain in the ass, love cook." Zoro grumbled. The quiet cab shook and bounced at little bumps in the road, but Sanji stayed put. Soft snores soon sounded from the blond on top on him, his antics had finally come to a stop. Zoro gave a small laugh and ran a free hand through the sleeping cook's hair.
"Really, if you weren't so cute I don't know how I'd put up with you blondie."