Random Convos with the last teleporter and grand mage Fletcher
Erskine
No Fletcher, I cannot make a holiday for your hair.
Why not? My hair is important enough.
Fletcher your hair is stupid
That's what everyone says, but I know you're all just jealous.
No one is jealous of your hair
If you can't make a holiday for my hair, can you at least make a law saying no one can mess it up?
What will Valkyrie do with her free time then?
Worship my hair… Oooh make that a thing, everyone must worship my hair for an hour a day.
I'm sure everyone will obey that law.
They will! My hair is awesome!
Sure it is, Fletcher.
So, you're going to make that a law?
No, if I did I'm sure to be overthrown.
Maybe my hair can take over!
That's impossible… unless your hair speaks to you.
Doesn't yours?
I think you may need to see Nye and Geoffrey.
My hairs telling me to kill you.
:o Tell your hair to stop that.
I don't know, I kind of like what it's telling me to do.
I swear to God, Fletcher.
I could take over the Irish Sanctuary…
…Fletcher
Then the world!
…
Everyone will have awesome hair!
Oh God
Everyone will worship my hair!
I'm calling Skulduggery
Skulduggery will have my hair!
That's impossible unless you make him wear a wig.
He will! And he'll like it!
If you do manage to take over at least you won't rule long.
Whys that?
Skulduggery's going to kill you.
Let me rethink this…
Good idea.
AN: This was requested so I made it as soon as I saw the request. Hope you liked it. And please send me more requests. It's really fun writing these. Now I must go for my ferret is crawling all over my laptop.