Convos with a tattoo artist Valkyrie

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Can I have a tattoo?

Sure Val, what do you want?

I don't know, something cool

Want a tattoo of Skul-Man?

What? No! Why would I want that?

I was just asking

Why would you ask that?

Since you guys are all close and stuff I thought you'd want one

Its bad enough I have to see him most of the day. I couldn't stand to have his face on me all the time.

How about a skull?

That's the same thing!

How is it the same?

Skulduggery's a skeleton.

Oh yeah, forgot about that

How can you forget something like that?

It slipped my mind… What were we talking about again?

I want a tattoo.

Awesome how bout a skull?

No! We've been over this already!

Have we? Oh, we have…

How about I come over there?

Sounds good, is Skully coming too?

No, he said I wasn't allowed to get a tattoo.

Ah, isn't he going to come after me if I give you one?

No, I'll tell him some mortal tattoo artist did it.

Thanks Val.

I don't think he would've come after you anyway. He'd probably maim me a little and yell at you.

You should've made sure Skulduggery wasn't in the same room as me before you said all this.

:o

AN: I wrote this in class too, I didn't post it for some reason. Valkyrie was younger in this one, probably around 16-17. As always hope you liked it and please suggest other conversations I should do.