Convos with Mr. Know it all and Dexter. (I laugh at this for some reason) Dexter
Saracen
So, Saracen, since you know everything did you know there's a girl sitting in her car writing stories about us?
Yes, she's quite annoying.
Hey back off old man!
Ha! She called you old!
She's debating whether or not to make this a romance.
That's a secret! No one was supposed to know I secretly ship you two.
Now the whole world knows.
And by whole world you mean the 3 people who've read my stories.
Wow, you're not popular.
I'm doing the best I can. I happen to like the three people who read the story.
Suck up.
Shut yo face, Grandma! (10 points to Gryffindor if you know where that's from)
Ha! She called you a grandma.
Now, I'm going to make you both forget I'm here and show the world you're other conversations.
If you know everything, then what am I wearing?
Nothing, you prefer talking to me in the nude.
Good job
Why is that?
… You're the one who knows everything, you tell me.
You, Dexter, are one strange man.
Took you long enough to notice.
I noticed, I always notice you.
Mawhahahaha, now you're in a relationship!
Can we kill her?
Will it count as a date?
Awww, I'm so glad you chose me to murder on your first date. To be honest I thought it would be Valkyrie and Skulduggery who would kill me, but next to Tanith and Ghastly you're the next best choice.
Saracen, get a hold of yourself! She's controlling you.
No, she's not.
Waaah?
I've felt this way for awhile now.
Alright who stole your phone this time?
Me, Valkyrie.
Of course.
Love you too, Dexter.
AN: I have no idea what just happened there. I think I've gone insane…er. If that broke your brain, then good I'm not the only one. I need to get a life. Thanks so much Aeyla, for asking for this. Actually I really liked this and there will probably be more made with these two. Suggestions? Also I've decided that I'll also do ones with random people such as Johnny Depp or your own characters.