Convos with the Skull Gang Valkyrie, Skulduggery, Tanith, Ghastly

Watermolon!

Rose!

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What are you talking about?

Watch youtube

Val, don't you think Devon looks like Skulduggery when he was human.

Oh…My…God, he does!

Who is this person?

DevonDoesGames, he's awesome

Is he some sorcerer?

He might be, we don't know.

I think he's secretly an American version of Skulduggery.

Does Skulduggery sing?

No

Yes, they even sound alike

Aw, Skulduggery sings

Shut it, Bespoke

When did you hear Skulduggery sing? And what did he sing?

He sang Me and Mrs. Jones and he sang it when I was shunting.

Isnt that a love song?

No

Omg, it is! I just looked at the lyrics.

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Isn't it about two people who want to be together but can't?

Pretty much.

Aw, Skulduggery, I knew you loved me

I don't know what you're talking about

Skully loves Valkyrie 3

Skully?

I always knew it

I think we're embarrassing him

Nonsense

Skulduggery + Valkyrie = Forever 3

I'm going to kill you all

But then you'd be killing the love of your life

He's the love of his life

That is 100% true

Thank you, Ghastly for once again stating the obvious

I try

(Skulduggery Pleasant has left the building)

You scared him away

Got to go, I'll torment Skul at the Sanctuary

Val, a Bentley just pulled up outside my house should I A. be worried, B. run for my life, C. hide, or D. go to your house for safety?

B. Run for life

AN: I don't know why Valkyrie was unaffected by that. I also solved the Justin Beiber problem, I tackled my sister and took her ipod. Erm, I'm not going to do this as much, because I wrote another story it's currently called Skulduggery Pleasant: The Musical. It's a bunch of song chapters. And by a bunch I mean one so far, but I worked really hard on it. Please check it out. Hope you liked the story, please review. Suggestions?