Random Convos with the ditzy blue-haired girl & the mutant doctor Clarabelle Nye
Clarabelle! Stop texting me and get your ass back here!
Back where?
The Sanctuary!
I don't wanna go there. You tried to cut my scalp off last time
I wanted to see if you actually had a brain
Why wouldn't I have a brain?
I don't know, you never use it!
I use it all the time. I just don't like what it says so I don't listen to it
Why did I hire you again?
Because I killed my last boss
I thought you were a murder. I didn't know you could kill with your stupidity
I'm not stupid
Of course not, Clarabelle, I have a bunny here for you
Really?!
Yes, all you have to do is come here
Are you going to experiment on me or the bunny?
Yes
Then I'm not coming
But then I'll kill the bunny
I'm coming! Don't hurt the bunny!
(At Sanctuary with Nye)
"That's not a bunny." Clarabelle said looking at the small fluffy creature.
"What do you mean it's not a bunny?" Nye asked it just stole the bunny from the pet store.
"Bunnies look like this." Clarabelle said showing Nye a picture of a zombie.
"That's a zombie." Nye said frowning.
AN: So that happened. That was requested by Iris Dexterous (Did I spell that right? I think I did. I'm proud. (If I didn't don't ruin my happiness))
Iris Dexterous: You are awesome. I'm going to try to do all the ones you requested, but I might leave out a few. I hope I don't.
PhobbyWriter: I looked for the song on YouTube, but couldn't find any. I now have to find it, because I don't like not being able to do something. I found the song on tumblr awhile ago. I'll try to find it again.
Aeyla Skywalker: I already did a Saracen and Dexter one, but I will do another one, because I love them.
Luna Shadows: Your comment makes me laugh every time I see it. I love the fade into the shadows thing! And I'll do your suggestion after Iris's.
KiwiFluffy: I will do one with China as soon as I can. I couldn't think of any really funny people to pair her with. Maybe Eliza, that'd be funny.
So yeah, uh, this time I'm not going to ask for suggestions, because I'm really backed up now, but you still can suggest something if you really want. Also, I really hate doing this (sorta) but please check out my other SP fanfic. It's all random stories and I take suggestions there too. So thanks for all the reviews! I shall be off to hunt down that god damn song. You can't hide forever! *Shakes fist in air* (I'm sorry)